Have you ever imagined what it would be like to play as one of these ancient worm... mouth... things? Well, BioWare has heard your call! AND you can shoot lasers!

While we could suggest that readers should be very aware of what day it is when reading about BioWare's latest addition to their playable class list, you can't help but hope that this is totally, awesomely true. Word on the street is that the newest playable class in SW:TOR will be the fantastically incredible Sarlacc Enforcer, an ancient beast-worm-thing that inhabits deserts (we suspect this might inhibit the Sarlacc who wishes to travel the Universe), eats unsuspecting travelrs and shoots lasers. Lasers capable of destroying planets!

While it does seem like balancing the great Sarlacc Enforcer will be an issue for BioWare in the coming months of internal testing, let's just all cross our fingers and hope that, one day, this worm will become a reality.