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Um. I'd like to make a good excuse for Al, but I'm sort of at a loss.
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Weird. I don't think he should give up his day job, though.
I thought he tackled him because he was threatening his life...
I guess the heckler has no right to freedom of speech.
I guess the heckler has no right to freedom of speech.
Wow... That is really odd..
I didn't read the whole thing, did he charged with anything? Fined? Put into the looney bin??
Jesus, that is really amazing. "I used to wrestle, so I used a wrestling move on him"
Um, it's not how you took him down that's being talked about....
You tackled somebody, because he was heckling Dean.
"Franken said he's not backing Dean but merely wanted to protect the right of people to speak freely. "I would have done it if he was a Dean supporter at a Kerry rally," he said.
"I'm neutral in this race but I'm for freedom of speech, which means people should be able to assemble and speak without being shouted down."
Jesus! Yeah, they should be able to assemble and speak without being shouted down, but I think somebody should be able to express his views with out getting tackled! That's just crazy.
You somehow made that up, didn't you? Do I live in a world where that really freakin' happens?
Reminds me of Jimmy Fallon's "This is what you did".
I didn't read the whole thing, did he charged with anything? Fined? Put into the looney bin??
Jesus, that is really amazing. "I used to wrestle, so I used a wrestling move on him"
Um, it's not how you took him down that's being talked about....
You tackled somebody, because he was heckling Dean.
"Franken said he's not backing Dean but merely wanted to protect the right of people to speak freely. "I would have done it if he was a Dean supporter at a Kerry rally," he said.
"I'm neutral in this race but I'm for freedom of speech, which means people should be able to assemble and speak without being shouted down."
Jesus! Yeah, they should be able to assemble and speak without being shouted down, but I think somebody should be able to express his views with out getting tackled! That's just crazy.
You somehow made that up, didn't you? Do I live in a world where that really freakin' happens?
Reminds me of Jimmy Fallon's "This is what you did".
The democrats have such interesting crazy people on their side...
I really liked the part about "taking his legs out"...
Confirmation of American crazies? Check.
Confirmation of American crazies? Check.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Now if he could only do the same thing to Al Sharpton...
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