Actually, Skeet, my mom would probably enjoy a nice dinner and... hey, wait a minute..
I'm kind of stuck on an answer, but Douglas Adams was a good one. No offense to our Lord & Savior(tm) but I'd imagine he's pretty much said what he had to say in the Good Book, 'else he'd have said it there.
"So.. umm.. Jesus. How 'bout them Cubs?"
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."
"Yeah. More potatoes?"