10. Your breakfast starts talking to you
9. you eat it anyways
8. It was delicious!
7. Reason 7 has been selected for jury duty in the Michael jackson child abuse trial and will not appear in this list. Instead here is a button that actually does something (yes the other one really did launch a nuke at tanzania, but oh well...)
6. Your Alchemy experiment in the bathroom seems to be working
5. You are visited by aliens, and all you can think to do is hand them a pile of your work and ignore them.
4. Several hours later the aliens hand you a finished pile of work. And your allergies are cured. But your arm is re-attached slightly crooked
3. You start typeing top 10 polls again
2. you type "uidfhihrgihergheakrhgweobhjirn8 8934u9 hsrijbarlgjkbaljkwerbgjlkbgjg4lw34k 348u owe4huiweh"
1. Having planned the event for days, you secretly smuggle two live chickens of equil mass into the building up to the 7th floor. There, using a glass cutter on an out of the way window, you cut 2 chicken sized holes in the side of the building, strap two chicken parachutes to the chickens, and drop them both out the window in a race. Take bets ahead of time. Make sure you inform local radio stations of the event. they are even crazyier than you. Eat the loser.
0. You don't stop at 1. on top 10 lists
-1. You discover that if you take every monitor in the building and aim them all at one small spot, you can microwave a potatoe
-2. you grew the potaoe in your cubicle
-3. The potatoe was talking to you
-4. you ate it.
-5. It was delicious!
-6. You have an overpowering urge to yodel
-7. Someone tells you you are insane
-8. they are not rally there