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#27 Jan 17 2004 at 12:41 AM Rating: Default
I have 2 dogs, 2 birds, a tank full of fish, a newt, and a crab.


Eve, my pit, is about a year and a half old. Beautiful full blooded stafshire (brindle). Looks and acts just like Tigger. Damndest dog, climbs trees, and hunts squirrels.

Sandy, my Lhasa apso weighs a whole 8 lbs. Shes soo cute. Shes the ***** to my pit. Lesbian dogs.. it gets interesting.

bunch of fish

2 talking, ********* mean *** quaker parrots. Beautiful too look at, but I am going to feed them rat poisoning one of these days. They have learned to say "Shut the **** up", and a few other phrases. They are cute, but god damnit, they are mean!

oh and one hermit crab, he gets loose once in a while and we have to go looking for him. Hes pretty awesome, nocternal, doesnt make a mess, and is kind of funny to **** off.

Edited, Sun Jan 18 20:20:01 2004 by Cherrabwyn
#28 Jan 17 2004 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Speaking of pissing people off. Yes, that avatar is. I asked once before politely, and I do so again. Katielynn, will you please remove the giant white flashing bulb avatar?
#29 Jan 17 2004 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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Seriously, just scroll the flashy avatar off the screen and ignore the post. Do you think you're going to miss anything important?
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#30 Jan 17 2004 at 11:41 AM Rating: Decent
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I just know there's a shot comming for Katie's post. Smiley: oyvey
#31 Jan 17 2004 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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I find it rather ironic that she has a crystal ball.

Not that her future is difficult to predict.
#32 Jan 18 2004 at 5:45 PM Rating: Decent
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My husband and I currently have 2 cats.

Knuckles, a big, tough orange tabby. He was built like the George Forman of the cat world and hit like him too. He belonged to my husband before I met him. When I moved in the cat terrorized me relentlessly until I finally tackled him and asked him (in a very scolding voice) if he was done. In that moment I became "mama kitty" to him and his devotion was secured. He got the new name Lumpy. We needed a "kinder, gentler" cat and a less pugilistic name was only the beginning. His full name is Lumpy T. Grumpicat.

Now he's lost a bunch of weight, gets 2 insulin shots a day and has mellowed into an oldish, lazy cat with sexual predatory nocturnal habits.

Fuffy (no it's NOT Fluffy). Beautiful longhair tortoiseshell cat. This cat is unnatural in that he just never misbehaves! When Lumpy is in trouble, here comes Fuffy making his presence known with his irresistable 'look at me! I'm such a good boy!' routine. He's quite vain, too. He strikes "cute" poses when he knows we're watching him. My husband and I have come to the conclusion if he were human he'd be a drag queen. He's the nightly victim (participant) of Lumpy's nightime sexual highjinks. His full name is Fuffy Luffigus.

Like other people who go sappy for their pets, I still get a lump in my throat and tears in my eyes when I remember the passing of my own two cats, Monte' and Nigel. /shrug So I'm a sap. They were great cats and I loved them.
#33 Jan 18 2004 at 10:15 PM Rating: Decent
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We (my fiance (financee?)) have two dogs. One German shepard, about 70 lbs, and one moose (Great Pyrenees, Newfoundland, Husky, lab mix) at 120 lbs. It's not so much walking the dogs as them walking you, heh.
#34 Jan 19 2004 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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I have 2 dogs and 2 cats.

the 2 pups are Australian Shepherds, both blue merles.

Youngest (10 months) is Sydney (go figure) and the older (14 months) is Alexx. They are both maniacs but I love them dearly.

Youngest cat (7 months) is Roxxy, oldest (7 years) is Ginger.
needless to say the young kitty is the terror of the household. I've come home and found Sydney at the door with Roxxy sticking out of her mouth like a dead rabbit. The dogs never hurt her, though they play so rough it scares the wife sometimes.

I so want to take Sydney to a farm sometime, she is the epitome of a herding dog, She comes from strong working stock and would so kick *** with a bunch of sheep or cows. Our other aussie is more of an agility competition type dog. She has a much lighter frame, can do a standing jump to about 4.5-5 feet and can weave in and out of obstacles like nobodies business.

I wish I knew how to host pics, my pups are my pride and joy.
#35 Jan 19 2004 at 10:47 AM Rating: Decent
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We had a blue merle Australian shepard when I was a kid. Used to herd us around, heh. Alice The Dog (after Alice Springs was faster then heck, and could turn on a dime.
#36 Jan 19 2004 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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Smoggy..we have bonded. We have a connection no one can mess with.


Heh, I knew we had a bond when I first saw your Betty Paige avatar! She was truly a "Kitten with a Whip"...

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We (my fiance (financee?)) have two dogs. One German shepard, about 70 lbs, and one moose (Great Pyrenees, Newfoundland, Husky, lab mix) at 120 lbs. It's not so much walking the dogs as them walking you, heh.


I had a Newfie many years ago. Adorable dogs, but if I ever get it in my head to get another big dog, I'll be sure to live on a farm that has big enough shovels around for the pooper scooping heh.

BTW Khelios, love your avatar...is that from Ninjai, The Little Ninja? http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/content/ninjai/

Awesome cartoon Aadynn mentioned before...
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#37 Jan 19 2004 at 3:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
Heh, I knew we had a bond when I first saw your Betty Paige avatar! She was truly a "Kitten with a Whip"...


Just because we have bonded doesn't mean I would whip you into submission!! /crack!

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#38 Jan 19 2004 at 3:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
Heh, I knew we had a bond when I first saw your Betty Paige avatar! She was truly a "Kitten with a Whip"...


Just because we have bonded doesn't mean I won't whip you into submission!! /crack!

Meow.
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#39 Jan 19 2004 at 4:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had a great dog. A basset hound. When he got wet the whole house smelled like basset hound. I loved it. My wife gave away the dog while I was at work. :( Shortly there after I got rid of the wife.

I really miss that dog.
#40 Jan 20 2004 at 4:33 AM Rating: Good
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Ever think of writing country music, Grimfar ?

Or what passes for alternative these days ?

I think you have a song there.

Edited, Tue Jan 20 04:33:40 2004 by Dalliance
#41 Jan 20 2004 at 6:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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One of my guppies just had babies. Yay!
#42 Jan 20 2004 at 8:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thanks Dalliance

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#43 Jan 20 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
To paraphrase an old Alka-Seltzer commercial, "I can't believe I read the whole thing!"

Cat #1 - Sara - fat, black, old 'n' cranky. Belongs to my daughter. My wife and stepson hate her (the cat, not my daughter).

Cat #2 - Nekochan - long-hair tortoise shell with an unbelievable fluffy tail. Mother's day gift to my wife two years ago. The most expensive cat ever! As a kitten, ate up some foam earplugs - had to get her stomach cut open. Was the "neighborhood ****" until we got her spayed, too late, which lead to...

Cat #3 - Bagheera - black and mischevious.

Dog - Yoshi (named by my stepson who was into Mario Bros. at the time). Black and grey Aussie shep mix with chow. Good dog - sniffs the crotch of every visitor we get - reactions from my son's teenage girlfriends are the funniest!

Still miss... Frank - nicest cat ever - black and white, named after Frank Zappa. Feline lukemia about 13 years ago...
#44 Jan 20 2004 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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I have a story similar to Grimfar's. I had a beautiful blue Great Dane that my wife sold when I was at work too, but that's as close as the story gets. I kept my wife. :D

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#45 Jan 20 2004 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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I have a Golden retriever named Tanquary.

I beat her daily.

Great for stress relief!




Edited, Tue Jan 20 15:10:43 2004 by AegisfangBattlehammer
#46 Jan 20 2004 at 4:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had a great dog. A basset hound. When he got wet the whole house smelled like basset hound. I loved it. My wife gave away the dog while I was at work. :( Shortly there after I got rid of the wife.

I really miss that dog.

Wow. Your wife was a *****.
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