What if...Follow

What if you were moderator of the forum for a day. What would you do?

Ban Tacosid. Just for ***** and giggles.

Ooooohhhh. Someone is gonna get smote...

make katie and Skeet sit in a very small, very empty room and sit back and watch the explosions <purely for scientific reasons you understand>

Fine then! no more storyness for you! thbbt!!!!

i'd give myself 5 stars and the title of overlord. i would also change the prerequisite for being an overlord to something along the lines of having a name starting with A and ending with ngry Hippo.

i doubt i'd ban anyone. heck, even katie (who is probably my least favorite poster) would stay as she provides a fair amount of entertainment whenever she feels opens her mouth and then prompty gets ***** slapped and asked "where is my money, ho?".

I like how you capitalized my name, and not hers. Shows which is more important of the two, even if you did it unintentionally.



Will I be provided with sufficient '***** *****' protection? (Gas mask, protective body suit, Vagisil, blind fold, ear plugs, and cyanide just incase any of my protections should fail, or perhaps to use on her)



If you are talking about the explosion of brilliance that comes from my fingers when typing about Katie, your awe is not justified. It only looks like I know what I'm doing because I'm going up against Katie. I mean come on, it's Katie we're talking about. Bush would sound like a master linguist next to her.



No, I don't understand. I don't know why you hate me so much to wish such a thing on me. Even if it had the possibility of curing cancer, I wouldn't wish that fate on anybody.

That being said, and if anybody is even still reading, here is what I'd do as Mod for a day.

I'd enable PM's.

I'd make some sort of tag that appears when a new poster shows up with an IP that is already in use. So if any of us were to make a puppet, it'd be tagged with "This IP address has been used more than once" or something of the like. That way, people that like to play along can try to guess, and people who hate puppets can just ignore them.

I'd fight the urge to ban people just because I can.

I'd remove the link to this forum from the main Alla site.

Give everybody what ever funky title they wanted. (And by everybody, I mean all the posters with members accounts, except for Katie, I'd let the board vote for her title, and give it to her whether she liked it or not)

Then, I'd post "Last" and lock that damn thread.

Queen Skeet

Humm

I'd give everybody access to who hate rated them what, then sit back and watch ...

I would...

I would...

Hmm. Not very ambitious...what would I do with power like that...

I would edit everyone's post to correct spelling, punctuation, grammar etc. Though it would take me much more than a day to fix some of the posts here....editing a standard Smasharoo post would take a week in itself I'd imagine.

Nah, just hold it up to a mirror.

Queen Skeet

/em looks very confused

Didn't really follow that last one there Goalkeeper.

Anyways, first I'd make myself a new "Lord and Master" title. Then I'd form an dark "Empire" of evil and corrupt beurocrats (sp?), build a giant moon-like battle station, or "Star of Death", with unimaginable destructive power. Then I would rule the universe with an iron fist and flex my power by squashing small rebellions. Last, I'd use it to smite anonymous posting -=).

[sm]edited for spelling and horrible grammar[/sm]

Edited, Thu Jan 15 17:31:52 2004 by TwiztidSamurai

/em raises an eyebrow at Kaolian

Naaaah.

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Hold your big mouth, Goalkeeper. First and final warning.

Edited, Thu Jan 16 15:52:52 2004 by Allakhazam