Joke of the Day 1-8-04Follow

Rehash of a good joke...

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That Pervert...

Ralph goes over to Doug's house. Doug's beautiful wife, Mary, answers the door and tells Ralph that her husband will be back soon and he's welcome to come inside and visit with her till then ...

While Ralph and Mary are waiting, Ralph comments on how nice she looks. She smiles appreciatively.

Ralph then offers to pay her one hundred dollars just to see one of her perfectly shaped breasts.

Mary is shocked at first -- but then she thinks of what she can buy with $100. She finally says yes -- as long as he doesn't touch her or tell Doug.

Ralph agrees to the conditions and puts a one hundred dollar bill on the table as Mary exposes a most beautiful breast. He glares longingly at the sight before him.

Mary quickly buttons her blouse back up -- a little embarrassed but $100 richer.

Then Ralph offers Mary another $100 if she will remove her blouse completely and let him see both of her breasts in all of their glory.

Mary quickly agrees, takes off her blouse and exposes both breasts to him.

Ralph, smiling sheepishly, hands her the second $100 bill and says he better leave before they both get into trouble.

Shortly thereafter, Doug returns. Mary, in passing conversation, mentions that Ralph stopped by for a minute.

Doug says: "That pervert?! I hope he left the $200 he borrowed from me last week."

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