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Somebody had to spark some attention from him, and as the Queen of the forum, I felt that it was my duty.
Right, because no one else has ever had anything but glowing praise for me.
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All he had to do was say something about Bush and my post would have been 100 percent accurate though.
But I didn’t. And you weren’t. Ah well, that’s what happens when you debate with your intellectual betters, you just end up looking foolish. Luckily for you, however, you’re likely mentally slow enough to be entirely ignorant of how petty and foolish you appear.
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He has about as much variety in his posts as nilamyen does.
It’s always good to reference someone no one cares about.
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And for those of you who don't know him, nilamyens posts usually consist of "Last".
Here’s a tip: If you have to explain a metaphor by saying “For those of you who don’t know” because it’s clear to you that most people won’t understand it….it’s not an effective means of communication.
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I don't have to break through any skin with my stick to prove a point, just the fact that I feel comfortable poking at him in the first place shows the fact that he's lost it.
Let me see if understand this correctly. You don’t have to post anything that actually makes sense or is correct or even is vaguely plausible to prove a point…just your attempting to do so is sufficient.
Hmm. You know I’m a supporter of Affirmative Action and all, but even I’d have to say that handicapping your inability to compete with my vastly superior (in every way) personality to this degree would probably be unconstitutional.
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You're a smart guy Smash
That makes one of us, apparently.
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, you know damn well what I'm talking about.
Honestly, and with all forthrightness, I really don’t.
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Not only do you say the same sh*t over and over, but your sentence structure is quite similar to what would happen if Bizzaro and Tarzan were fused together.
My sentence structure is similar to what would happen if two fictional characters were fused together, or what they would write like after the fusing? Sorry, you’re grammar is so bad here that the meaning is undecipherable from context.
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"What you in particular, or anyone on this forum actually, thinks of me is about as important to me as the oppinion of the waste water worker who judges the quality of the shape and color of a lump of my sh*t."
I'll tell you what he thinks, he says "It stinks, but still has more content in it that any of his posts"
Who knew you were qualified to judge other peoples excrement? I learn something new on this forum every day. Did you have to go to school for that, or is more of what you’d refer to as “a gift”. Did you start when you were young, puling down the other children’s diapers to get a good look, smell, and taster before pronouncing judgment on them?
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Nice try Smashy, you're not intimidating anybody over here. Just providing entertainment for some guy at work.
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You can’t intimidate those not intelligent enough to comprehend the consequences of their actions. I wouldn’t attempt to intimidate a chimpanzee by arguing with him, and I’m not attempting to that here. I’m defending myself from an admittedly flawed, pointless, and mind bogglingly ignorant attack. At any rate, I’ve been criticized much more effectively in the past. Thundra’s obsessed with saying essentially the same things you have (but in VASTLY more clever and effective fashion) and that’s never really bothered me much.
So I ask you to ask yourself, what possibly could be the point to you repeating the same things she posts but in an ineffective and confused fashion on a rare topic where they don’t apply? I don’t expect an answer to that naturally, I’ll just assume that you thinking about possibly answering is sufficient due to your lower threshold for success because of your mental disability.
Incidentally, does the fact that Thundra professes not to have a **** make it much more difficult to suck it, or is your servicing of the he/she more related your scatological talents you’ve previously related to us?
I await your response with baited breath.
Of course when I say “baited” I mean “complete apathy” and when I say “breath” I mean “progressively increasing crushing pain at having to decipher your gibberish”
Read the sig, junior, and wonder why I bother to put it there. You’ll get it in a few weeks if we’re lucky.