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Kramer and Xellith have been having an affair. My love for Agirlyman has grown weak. Crayola wants Agirlyman in secret but wont admit it. Agirlyman has taken to Icarus wings for a fix every day. Agirlyman has declined to comment which is suprising really when you think about it O.o Kramer and xellith made this statement "we couldnt be happy we are so in love".

Neorie has taken up breeding Emus with Xinith somewhere in konschtat Highlands. They trying to make the worlds best haggis.

Ladyofhonor has shaved her legs now all the tarus are trying to hump them without fear of a rash.

Hatpop the botter got drunk and dropped everything he had except for a stack of insect wings.

Meara couldnt find that special item and had to buy a new one from the net annoyously.

Barchiel had was told about the bird and the bees and now can see what he was doing wrong for so long. he said in a statement "i was off by just a tiny bit".

Tropicsloth had a haircut after Tinydog decided to put chewing gum in his hair. Torpic made this comment "now not only have i lost my hair ive lost a friend... i loved tinydog with all my soul."

Who ate all the pies? Theraven did. He tossed yet his 3rd phantom thathlum at a steelshell in boyhada tree in a skillup party. He made this comment "at least it hit it this time". Since this 3rd tathlum loss he has since bought out the entire stock of rolanberry pies.

More coming soon...

LAUGH!

But oh, the mental images are just more than I can bear ... o.O

We now have shocking reports that Ayaz the bard was seen stumbling drunkenly through lower jeuno shouting "You'll never guess where i hid my relic horn this time guys!". He was later arrested on charges of lewd conduct and starting drama in lower jeuno without a permit.

Upon release from jail on the charge of lewd act with a sheep Nuclearmayhem was arrested again on assault charges. Seems that he went nuts one day and just started giving atomic wedgie's to everyone in jueno. He was arrested and tossed in the same cell as Ayaz.

Ayaz was last seen screaming in horror and whenever you even mention the name Nuclearmayhem he curls up into a ball and starts sucking his thumb.

i lold. keep it up XD

nothing about how an annomous uber thf made off with a priceless artifact from the san d'orian canyons of tu'lia?

im never in the paper

oh this is just too funny

In breaking news today, a deranged Tarutaru had hijacked an airship bound for Kazahm. The aircrew had been held at bay with threats of being sodomized by the Taru's 'HQ Staff'. The passengers, being low level adventurers, were overcome by the suspect's area affect magic.

The situation had come to an unfortunate end as the suspect crashed the airship into the Lower Jeuno Auction House.

I lol'd