haha i stole this from the bard board. it made me laugh cause its totally true.
You cure III the beetle 4 times on your whm before realizing you dont have dispel
You feel bored on other jobs becasue you have a 10 second down time.
This entire idea of "resting for mp" seems like a rather weird concept.
You try to sleep the incomming link on your whm, and start to panic when you dont see notes comming out.
You laugh when the rdm complains about having to do too much stuff.
You have 4 conversations going on in /tell while playing your whm beacuse you have so much free time.
You list off all the things you do per minute to anybody who claims that your job is "easy to level."
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Only 44brd, so I can only imagine how much more hectic it can get at later levels, with pulling, two ballads and such. /sigh
But I lovez t3h spooniness!
Aint that the truth. Just the other day I was in a 5 person party, waiting for some healer job to come, be it whm, rdm or smn (eventually got a smn). A pld tank, Galka, which wouldn't normally bug me, except we had a lack of healers, with me as bard, and a blm.
So between normal bard duties I'm also playing co-mainhealer, the blm nuking and healing, and that poor galka using like most of his MP a fight, still ended up getting consistent chain3's and the odd chain4. I blame myself really, I'm just that uber of a bard.
But I lovez t3h spooniness!
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You list off all the things you do per minute to anybody who claims that your job is "easy to level."
Aint that the truth. Just the other day I was in a 5 person party, waiting for some healer job to come, be it whm, rdm or smn (eventually got a smn). A pld tank, Galka, which wouldn't normally bug me, except we had a lack of healers, with me as bard, and a blm.
So between normal bard duties I'm also playing co-mainhealer, the blm nuking and healing, and that poor galka using like most of his MP a fight, still ended up getting consistent chain3's and the odd chain4. I blame myself really, I'm just that uber of a bard.
You know your a blm when:
You cast your debuffs, go to the bathroom, grab a soda, come back to see the mob at 75% life. You then start reading a magazine until it reaches 50% health. You then cast 1 Fire III and pull hate off your ninja tank. So you cast a drain and wait until 25% life cast your MB and hope it dies so you don't draw hate again. Then get chewed out for overnuking and repeat.
Well yeah blm's usually do a little more, but that was my entire party for 3 hours last night.
I would also throw some stuns in when he was acsting Ichi, but those pulled hate my way as well...
Edited, Tue Nov 8 17:42:46 2005 by Proroc
You cast your debuffs, go to the bathroom, grab a soda, come back to see the mob at 75% life. You then start reading a magazine until it reaches 50% health. You then cast 1 Fire III and pull hate off your ninja tank. So you cast a drain and wait until 25% life cast your MB and hope it dies so you don't draw hate again. Then get chewed out for overnuking and repeat.
Well yeah blm's usually do a little more, but that was my entire party for 3 hours last night.
I would also throw some stuns in when he was acsting Ichi, but those pulled hate my way as well...
Edited, Tue Nov 8 17:42:46 2005 by Proroc
lol @ spooniness. FF2/4 for the win. tellah is my freakin hero
Heh, I get parties like that, Kramer ^^ Part of the reason I never bothered with Shaman's is because I figured all the -Emnity from AF was necessary, and Penitent's has helped some too. Even still, so many bad tanks. And my pt last Sat. averaged 2k an hr..... I was glad when we disbanded. Those are the parties that I seek out alcohol, and lots of it. :p
I've said it before and I'll say it again....
Know what the best thing is about BRD AF?
You can store it.
Know what the best thing is about BRD AF?
You can store it.
I hate that part of the game where Tellah is your only mage and he can't get more than 90 MP because he's not supposed to be able to cast Meteo >.>
yeah that kinda sucks..... Fusoya for the win
You might be a DRG if you are in full AF2...since you have no one to compete with in Dynamis lots.
Don't know who rated Bar to sub default for that, but it is true. We always have Drg AF drop in Dynamis, but never have any Drg's with us. Last run we had 3 Drg AF's drop and the last one went to a Whm with a level 39 Drg.
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You know your a blm when:
You cast your debuffs, go to the bathroom, grab a soda, come back to see the mob at 75% life. You then start reading a magazine until it reaches 50% health. You then cast 1 Fire III and pull hate off your ninja tank. So you cast a drain and wait until 25% life cast your MB and hope it dies so you don't draw hate again. Then get chewed out for overnuking and repeat.
You cast your debuffs, go to the bathroom, grab a soda, come back to see the mob at 75% life. You then start reading a magazine until it reaches 50% health. You then cast 1 Fire III and pull hate off your ninja tank. So you cast a drain and wait until 25% life cast your MB and hope it dies so you don't draw hate again. Then get chewed out for overnuking and repeat.
You know yer a blm when:
You cast Burn and rip hate off the nin tank.
You go afk 75% of the battle, come back magic burst, do more damage than the 2 DD, and no one knows you were gone.
You generally die more in one Dynamis than any 50 people you know do in a month of Dynamis.
You hit warp from the guidestone cause you forgot your staff in the mog house.
You get bored listening to Monks and Sam discuss their best WS and you tell them you mb for 2k damage and walk off.
you might be a bard if you routinely beg SE for more gobbie bags to hold all your damn instruments =(
Edited, Wed Nov 9 18:25:13 2005 by Mszsliccc
You might be a thief if:
You get blamed for anything that goes wrong in a party, regardless of whatever you've achieved.
You are not in the least startled when someone says "There are about 90 agro/link mobs in there, and what we want you to do is run right through them."
When suicide pulling, your radio always changes songs to "I ran so far away" by flock of seagulls.
You get invited to coffer key parties, and then everyone in the party goes AFK while you do all the work -_-.
You dream about seeing Assassin's Armlets even drop.
You dream about seeing Thief's Knife even drop.
You get "no respect".
You only really die in Dynamis on Suicide pulls, but sometimes you even manage to escape that.
You know what it feels like to have four shadow dragons who want to kill you then have sex with your dead body chase you across Dynamis - Beaucdine.
You know what it feels like to get lost on a pull in Dynamis - Beaucedine with four dragons that want to kill you then have sex with your dead body.
You beg SE every night to let you wear Byakko's Haidate.
You beg SE to let you have an AoE paralyze similar to Byakko.
You have two houred your LS whenever they get charmed and gone downstairs to get a drink while they are charmed, only to come back and find they sadly are now uncharmed.
You get excited alot whenever you see a monster's back.
You get pissed off whenever you can't tell what a monster's back is.
Avoiding Throat Stab and waking up are no different to you.
You hope that when Sozu Rogberry is in limbo-spawn, he is in hell.
You have more gear with "X Ability + Y", but you also have no noticeable difference with it.
You know that 95% of people don't know you have the ability "Hide".
You've pulled, tanked, DD'd and SC'd all in the same party.
Ninja tanks get pissed off at you frequently for "stealing hate" from them when they were about to die in the first place.
Ninja tanks get really pissed off when you hold hate AND tank better than them.
About all I could think of.
You get blamed for anything that goes wrong in a party, regardless of whatever you've achieved.
You are not in the least startled when someone says "There are about 90 agro/link mobs in there, and what we want you to do is run right through them."
When suicide pulling, your radio always changes songs to "I ran so far away" by flock of seagulls.
You get invited to coffer key parties, and then everyone in the party goes AFK while you do all the work -_-.
You dream about seeing Assassin's Armlets even drop.
You dream about seeing Thief's Knife even drop.
You get "no respect".
You only really die in Dynamis on Suicide pulls, but sometimes you even manage to escape that.
You know what it feels like to have four shadow dragons who want to kill you then have sex with your dead body chase you across Dynamis - Beaucdine.
You know what it feels like to get lost on a pull in Dynamis - Beaucedine with four dragons that want to kill you then have sex with your dead body.
You beg SE every night to let you wear Byakko's Haidate.
You beg SE to let you have an AoE paralyze similar to Byakko.
You have two houred your LS whenever they get charmed and gone downstairs to get a drink while they are charmed, only to come back and find they sadly are now uncharmed.
You get excited alot whenever you see a monster's back.
You get pissed off whenever you can't tell what a monster's back is.
Avoiding Throat Stab and waking up are no different to you.
You hope that when Sozu Rogberry is in limbo-spawn, he is in hell.
You have more gear with "X Ability + Y", but you also have no noticeable difference with it.
You know that 95% of people don't know you have the ability "Hide".
You've pulled, tanked, DD'd and SC'd all in the same party.
Ninja tanks get pissed off at you frequently for "stealing hate" from them when they were about to die in the first place.
Ninja tanks get really pissed off when you hold hate AND tank better than them.
About all I could think of.
You might be a thief if:
You get blamed for anything that goes wrong in a party, regardless of whatever you've achieved.
You are not in the least startled when someone says "There are about 90 agro/link mobs in there, and what we want you to do is run right through them."
When suicide pulling, your radio always changes songs to "I ran so far away" by flock of seagulls.
You get invited to coffer key parties, and then everyone in the party goes AFK while you do all the work -_-.
You dream about seeing Assassin's Armlets even drop.
You dream about seeing Thief's Knife even drop.
You get "no respect".
You only really die in Dynamis on Suicide pulls, but sometimes you even manage to escape that.
You know what it feels like to have four shadow dragons who want to kill you then have sex with your dead body chase you across Dynamis - Beaucdine.
You know what it feels like to get lost on a pull in Dynamis - Beaucedine with four dragons that want to kill you then have sex with your dead body.
You beg SE every night to let you wear Byakko's Haidate.
You beg SE to let you have an AoE paralyze similar to Byakko.
You have two houred your LS whenever they get charmed and gone downstairs to get a drink while they are charmed, only to come back and find they sadly are now uncharmed.
You get excited alot whenever you see a monster's back.
You get pissed off whenever you can't tell what a monster's back is.
Avoiding Throat Stab and waking up are no different to you.
You hope that when Sozu Rogberry is in limbo-spawn, he is in hell.
You have more gear with "X Ability + Y", but you also have no noticeable difference with it.
You know that 95% of people don't know you have the ability "Hide".
You've pulled, tanked, DD'd and SC'd all in the same party.
Ninja tanks get pissed off at you frequently for "stealing hate" from them when they were about to die in the first place.
Ninja tanks get really pissed off when you hold hate AND tank better than them.
About all I could think of.
You get blamed for anything that goes wrong in a party, regardless of whatever you've achieved.
You are not in the least startled when someone says "There are about 90 agro/link mobs in there, and what we want you to do is run right through them."
When suicide pulling, your radio always changes songs to "I ran so far away" by flock of seagulls.
You get invited to coffer key parties, and then everyone in the party goes AFK while you do all the work -_-.
You dream about seeing Assassin's Armlets even drop.
You dream about seeing Thief's Knife even drop.
You get "no respect".
You only really die in Dynamis on Suicide pulls, but sometimes you even manage to escape that.
You know what it feels like to have four shadow dragons who want to kill you then have sex with your dead body chase you across Dynamis - Beaucdine.
You know what it feels like to get lost on a pull in Dynamis - Beaucedine with four dragons that want to kill you then have sex with your dead body.
You beg SE every night to let you wear Byakko's Haidate.
You beg SE to let you have an AoE paralyze similar to Byakko.
You have two houred your LS whenever they get charmed and gone downstairs to get a drink while they are charmed, only to come back and find they sadly are now uncharmed.
You get excited alot whenever you see a monster's back.
You get pissed off whenever you can't tell what a monster's back is.
Avoiding Throat Stab and waking up are no different to you.
You hope that when Sozu Rogberry is in limbo-spawn, he is in hell.
You have more gear with "X Ability + Y", but you also have no noticeable difference with it.
You know that 95% of people don't know you have the ability "Hide".
You've pulled, tanked, DD'd and SC'd all in the same party.
Ninja tanks get pissed off at you frequently for "stealing hate" from them when they were about to die in the first place.
Ninja tanks get really pissed off when you hold hate AND tank better than them.
About all I could think of.
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