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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?







































Because she was a woman!

Dude, I'm bored as hell. For some stupid reason, Belmont's wireless internet connection won't allow you to access any program that isn't in internet explorer. I don't have any friends down here currently, and I don't have any AIM to talk to the friends I do have or any Final Fantasy XI to play.

So, I'm BORED AS HELL!

One of the better quotes I've found though:

"Procrastination is like ************* fun at first, but in the end, you are still @#$%@#% yourself!!!"

So these two guys had a party the night before and were talking about it. One of them was visibly upset, so his friend asked him about it.

"Dude, why the long face?"

"I was so drunk last night, when I got home I blew Chunks."

"So?"

"You don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

3 catholic priests are in a boat with a bunch of little boys when the boat starts to sink.

the first catholic priest says "Oh my god we're sinking"

the second says "We have to get off this boat now!"

the third says "What about the children?"

the first says ********** the children!"

the second says "You think we have time?"

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