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Kohlo-Lakolo declared that Cardians are fueled by Tenmiles and decided to use their new found object into bringing another cardian back to life...
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Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
Windurst Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Bastok Rank 10
Zombies are delicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_9GzaUW40
Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
Windurst Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Bastok Rank 10
Zombies are delicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_9GzaUW40
So they stuffed Tenmiles in a Cardian costume and sent him to the ruins.
Because of twisted fate, Tenmiles instead ended up in King Ranperre's Tomb where
he decided to go mining in his new spiffy Cardian costume for a while until he realized that there were no mining points in King Ranperre's Tomb in which he then decided to...
call up his buddy the Shadow Lord on his spiffy new Bastokan Razor Linkshell. But he got a busy signal because...
the evil Taru mistress used the phone lines as a whip.
Then Tenmiles proceeded to ask the mistress if she would kindly trade clothes with him.
A sly glint appeared in the Taru mistress's eyes at Tenmiles's question, to which she replied "Yes, but only if...
Edited, Tue Sep 6 14:31:45 2005 by kappachan
Edited, Tue Sep 6 14:36:49 2005 by kappachan
Edited, Tue Sep 6 14:31:45 2005 by kappachan
Edited, Tue Sep 6 14:36:49 2005 by kappachan
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Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
Windurst Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Bastok Rank 10
Zombies are delicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_9GzaUW40
Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
Windurst Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Bastok Rank 10
Zombies are delicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_9GzaUW40
...you tell me how the hell you changey-wangeyed back intaru a man in the middle of this silly-willy forum gamey-wamey!"
Tenmilesse, annoyed, then delivered her iron fist upon her cheek, breaking her jaw and causing her brain to explode.
You find a set of clothes on the Tarutaru Mistress.
Tenmilesse obtains a set of clothes.
You find a set of clothes on the Tarutaru Mistress.
Tenmilesse obtains a set of clothes.
Upon wearing the Tarutaru Mistress set, Tenmilesse has become insane and is now ....
Tenmilesse mistresstaru of darkflameywameys, the defendress of all that is not shrubbery!
Shykre was just coming home from the grocery store when he saw Tenmilesse, "Tenmiles? Is that you?" he asked.
Tenmilesse examines you.
Tenmilesse : Why hello there big boy..
Shykre : o_O;;
Shykre : Uh... is that you Tenmiles?
Tenmilesse : No, it is I, Tenmilesse, Mistresstaru of DarkFlameyWameys, the Defendress of all That is not Shrubbery!
Shykre : Okay... I'm going to go now.
Shykre began to walk away, which turned to a quick sprint to escape. Tenmilesse followed.
DUN DUN DUN!!!
(Yeah, I know, not one sentance but rules were meant to be broken :X)
Tenmilesse examines you.
Tenmilesse : Why hello there big boy..
Shykre : o_O;;
Shykre : Uh... is that you Tenmiles?
Tenmilesse : No, it is I, Tenmilesse, Mistresstaru of DarkFlameyWameys, the Defendress of all That is not Shrubbery!
Shykre : Okay... I'm going to go now.
Shykre began to walk away, which turned to a quick sprint to escape. Tenmilesse followed.
DUN DUN DUN!!!
(Yeah, I know, not one sentance but rules were meant to be broken :X)
In another news, Metah was critically wounded by Lion for corrupting her father into goat **** addicts.
Tenmilesse, shocked by the running away and her failure at her first attempt to be a defendress decided it was time to...
...take the matter into her own hands and act without asking any questions.
aka Act first, ask questions later.
Edited, Wed Sep 7 08:08:08 2005 by akya
aka Act first, ask questions later.
Edited, Wed Sep 7 08:08:08 2005 by akya
Akya {Mithra}
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WHM NIN DRG 75, SMN 72...
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WHM NIN DRG 75, SMN 72...
She began to....
use her new found powers as the Mistresstaru of DarkFlameyWameys, but realized too late that she didn't know how to control it properly!
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Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
Windurst Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Bastok Rank 10
Zombies are delicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_9GzaUW40
Long Live Windurst! ( ＾∀＾）
Maat is a big bully! マートã€å¤§ã£å«Œã„ï¼( ⊃д⊂ )
Windurst Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Bastok Rank 10
Zombies are delicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_9GzaUW40
So she went to the Orastery where...
Edited, Wed Sep 7 15:19:06 2005 by Roken
Edited, Wed Sep 7 15:19:06 2005 by Roken
she sneezed and saw Chateau D'Oraguille land in front of her in a great sound that sounded like a loud cat purr. (level down!)
But Chateau D'Oraguille landed on a platform made by maple wood which started cracking under the intense weight.
p/s: this is getting out of hand. can we end this post and start on a MKII version ? :)
Edited, Thu Sep 8 05:06:19 2005 by sekyao
p/s: this is getting out of hand. can we end this post and start on a MKII version ? :)
Edited, Thu Sep 8 05:06:19 2005 by sekyao
Tenmilesse decided to visit the chateau, she heard exquisite lingerie was worn by the princess.
But Tenmilesse instead found Prince Trion at the Chateau.
Prince Trion was awestruck by the beauty in front of him.
Upon noticing this, Halver quickly convinces Tenmilesse to marry Prince Trion and the quest to obtain the useless Castor's ring is no longer available...
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