In an attempt to bring some fun back into this board, (Right now its all blah blah no one cares crap) I've decided to start off a One-Sentance Story? Never made one? Allow me to elaborate.
First, I start off the story by writing one sentance. Then the next person that decides to post adds a sentance onto that. And the next person adds one sentance onto that. Its simple. But, since this is a Lakshmi One-Sentance Story, it should be about Lakshmi! So write in the great Lakshmiers into the story! Yeah baby, thats the spirit! Lakshmi for the win!
I'll start us off:
One day Tenmiles was looking at new lingerie to wear in Victoria's Secret when...
(Don't hurt me too much Tenmiles ;P)
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his eyes twitched due to an explosion in his kitchen because...
he left his goblin grenade too close to the stove again, so he...
called the Windurstian Black Mage fire fighters to put out the fire in the kitchen.
But they didnt want to help him because sentence was spelled wrong @_@.
so he pulled out a dictionary to learn how to spell and...
suddenly, "Tenmiles was defeated by the dictionary", but his LS members were not surprised.
(One sentence, right? I sorta completed the last open sentence..)
(One sentence, right? I sorta completed the last open sentence..)
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Suddenly, tenmiles sees,"Hello, this is [GM]Caedmon."
Tenmiles asks [GM]Caedmon if he has any goat ****.
[GM]Caedmon is shocked that other people are interested in his strange obsession so...
they enjoyed fine wine and cheese pre-goat sodomy
WHAT?! you were all thinking it
WHAT?! you were all thinking it
smileys)They decided to indulge in sheep **** and just put accessories on them...
But when he left Windurst to search for sheeps, he saw a Toro and...
and felt a pang of hunger, so he went to McTarus.
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While at McTarus, he learned about the 2 for 2 special on Windsdays if one wore Rusty Subligar.
But Tenmiles instead put on his Mithra RSE...
And decided to go to the beach.
Edited, Sun Aug 28 12:34:12 2005 by shykre
Edited, Sun Aug 28 12:34:12 2005 by shykre
It was a jolly summer day, so he decided to go surfing while at the beach.
Until he accidently aggroed a Sea Horror and...
was rescued by none other than Gilgamesh sporting Mithra RSE also.
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And had hot steamy taco's.
Whilst Tenmiles and Gilgamesh were feasting, Galkas were readying to riot in Bastok...
But galka swimsuit is not allowed in bastok, so they decided to ...
Edited, Sun Aug 28 22:41:36 2005 by sekyao
Edited, Sun Aug 28 22:41:36 2005 by sekyao
So they decided to revolt against the people that rated Metah down for no apparent reason...
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