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Just as Planned.
In Florida's defense (and that hardly ever happens), the guy was from NY. Sure, chucking a jar of blue cheese dressing at a man wielding a pistol was Florida-level crazy; but the Darth Vader robbery disguise was introduced from a different ecosystem.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Near the west tip of the state, near Niagara Falls. Might as well be Canada.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Samira wrote:
In Florida's defense (and that hardly ever happens), the guy was from NY. Sure, chucking a jar of blue cheese dressing at a man wielding a pistol was Florida-level crazy; but the Darth Vader robbery disguise was introduced from a different ecosystem.
Florida is not the source of all crazy, rather it is a shining beacon drawing nutters from all across the land like moths to the flame. It whispers to them "Come to the swamp; this is your tribe. No longer will you have to feel persecuted for flinging reptiles at shopkeepers, or trying to use the barter system to pay for early bird specials. This is a place where you too can dress up like Darth Vader and ingest enough meth to kill a horse. Here is your safe space to copulate with crocodiles while wearing crocs."
Just as Planned.
lolgaxe wrote:
Near the west tip of the state, near Niagara Falls. Might as well be Canada.
New York stops being New York once you get beyond the trains.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
**** it, I'm up for a land grab. We'll take it.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
**** it, I'm up for a land grab. We'll take it.
Careful, enough ethnic New Yorkers and we'll have reason tto annex Canada.
Just as Planned.
You can have everything west of the Lincoln Tunnel.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
**** it, I'm up for a land grab. We'll take it.
Yeah, you could use it to build hotels that aren't tiny, dingy rat-cages.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
I passed my Master Electrician Exam today. So that's something I won't have to worry about for the rest of my career.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Nearly everyone that speaks English as their first language in Florida is from New York. If not that, then New Jersey or somewhere in that north-east vicinity.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Kuwoobie wrote:
Nearly everyone that speaks English as their first language in Florida is from New York. If not that, then New Jersey or somewhere in that north-east vicinity.
The weak flee for the south, or the west.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
TirithRR wrote:
I passed my Master Electrician Exam today. So that's something I won't have to worry about for the rest of my career.
Terrorist kills three, injures several more (eleven admitted to hospitals) at Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Was probably upset that there wasn't any Black Friday sales.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Are you sure it was a terrorist, or was it just a troubled white dude?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Are you sure it was a terrorist, or was it just a troubled white dude?
Must have been. He killed two civilians and a police officer and they didn't kill him.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
In any list of communities in dire need of mental health fixin' the fundie Christians do top the list.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Was probably upset that there wasn't any Black Friday sales.
What were you doing, rummaging around in the bargain bin looking for a decent hotel chain? Just steal the plastic ones out of a monopoly set, it'd still be an upgrade.
...Hey Jophiel, the Pope sucks. And, and, and Bijou's blind, so, uh... Yeah. Take that, Asylum!
I've still got it.
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Okay, so, uh, I misread what ugly said as 'personally upset', uh, I didn't really read the thread, I thought he was talking about himself. But I guess that makes that post work better so, you know, that's good. Sort of.
Uh, too bad about that crazy dude, though, huh?
Uh, too bad about that crazy dude, though, huh?
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
Kavekkk wrote:
Just steal the plastic ones out of a monopoly set, it'd still be an upgrade.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Ugly manages a chain of crack houses?
True, this dude was white so "troubled". If he's been a brown guy shooting in a grocery store, it would have been the coming of Syrian Refuge ISIS. White guy murdering people in a PP clinic though is "he needs mental health!"
True, this dude was white so "troubled". If he's been a brown guy shooting in a grocery store, it would have been the coming of Syrian Refuge ISIS. White guy murdering people in a PP clinic though is "he needs mental health!"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
According to his neighbors in NC, the guy did have some disordered thoughts that made having a simple conversation with him difficult.
Even so, I don't think the problem can be boiled down to "mental health issues" or "gun control". I think it is a much larger problem, I think it is cultural, and I think it has to do with our collective belief that violence is an acceptable way to solve any issue. Every issue. We have a hammer, and every problem looks like a nail. We have a delusion that *** kicking is the same thing as problem solving, and I don't know how we're going to overcome that, or whether we will.
Real men don't think, in our cultural narrative. Real men shoot their problems. Thinking is part of the despised "elite class". Reasoning, compromise, consensus are all somehow seen as weak. Compromise may as well be abject retreat.
I don't know what it's going to take to solve this. I do know that screaming at each other, about gun control or anything else, is not going to solve it.
Even so, I don't think the problem can be boiled down to "mental health issues" or "gun control". I think it is a much larger problem, I think it is cultural, and I think it has to do with our collective belief that violence is an acceptable way to solve any issue. Every issue. We have a hammer, and every problem looks like a nail. We have a delusion that *** kicking is the same thing as problem solving, and I don't know how we're going to overcome that, or whether we will.
Real men don't think, in our cultural narrative. Real men shoot their problems. Thinking is part of the despised "elite class". Reasoning, compromise, consensus are all somehow seen as weak. Compromise may as well be abject retreat.
I don't know what it's going to take to solve this. I do know that screaming at each other, about gun control or anything else, is not going to solve it.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
According to his neighbors in NC, the guy did have some disordered thoughts that made having a simple conversation with him difficult.
bijou wrote:
fundie "Christian"
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Samira wrote:
According to his neighbors in NC, the guy did have some disordered thoughts that made having a simple conversation with him difficult.
Even so, I don't think the problem can be boiled down to "mental health issues" or "gun control". I think it is a much larger problem, I think it is cultural, and I think it has to do with our collective belief that violence is an acceptable way to solve any issue. Every issue. We have a hammer, and every problem looks like a nail. We have a delusion that *** kicking is the same thing as problem solving, and I don't know how we're going to overcome that, or whether we will.
Real men don't think, in our cultural narrative. Real men shoot their problems. Thinking is part of the despised "elite class". Reasoning, compromise, consensus are all somehow seen as weak. Compromise may as well be abject retreat.
I don't know what it's going to take to solve this. I do know that screaming at each other, about gun control or anything else, is not going to solve it.
Even so, I don't think the problem can be boiled down to "mental health issues" or "gun control". I think it is a much larger problem, I think it is cultural, and I think it has to do with our collective belief that violence is an acceptable way to solve any issue. Every issue. We have a hammer, and every problem looks like a nail. We have a delusion that *** kicking is the same thing as problem solving, and I don't know how we're going to overcome that, or whether we will.
Real men don't think, in our cultural narrative. Real men shoot their problems. Thinking is part of the despised "elite class". Reasoning, compromise, consensus are all somehow seen as weak. Compromise may as well be abject retreat.
I don't know what it's going to take to solve this. I do know that screaming at each other, about gun control or anything else, is not going to solve it.
Getting rid of all the Republicans would be a huge first step.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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