Tell your girlfriend, "What the hell? I thought we were moving? You mean you made me quit my job for NOTHING?"
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WarMaverick the Tulip wrote:
Codyy da Basher wrote:
I forgot sarcasm doesn't transmit well via the net.
It doesn't when you're a f'ucking moron.
get with the fuc[Azure][/Azure]king program.
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get with the ******* program.
he is with the f'ucking program. he is immitating me, which is much more important than what the likes of you thinks.
Samira wrote:
Tell your girlfriend, "What the hell? I thought we were moving? You mean you made me quit my job for NOTHING?"
What the hell is a cheque?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
What the hell is a cheque?
US, the world's poor retarded inbred cousin.
It is very cathartic to quit a job that you are miserable at. I had one such job. Co-workers were great, boss was great, the actual work sucked. When I finally quit that one I felt like I was floating on clouds, or maybe in one of those bubble bath commercials you see on TV.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
What the hell is a cheque?
US, the world's poor retarded inbred cousin.
We do? I've never seen a freedom fry, except on tv.
Good job on leaving. When I was with my old company before the career change, I would actually act out in hopes of getting fired, and I would take bathroom breaks to go cry out of sheer frustration. Nothing like leaving a place that made you miserable.
A hooker's gotta do what a hooker's gotta do!
Lady DSD wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
What the hell is a cheque?
US, the world's poor retarded inbred cousin.
We do? I've never seen a freedom fry, except on tv.
Ok then, perhaps that's just the GWB followers. You do however spell quite a few words incorrectly. Colour and neighbourhood just to name a couple.
Do you have any idea how confusing it is for a kid who is learning spelling to spell something correctly then have his spell-check tell him it is incorrect?
Elderon the Wise wrote:
The US eats "Freedom Fries", the rest of the world eats "French Fries".
I thought it was that we eat French Fries and the rest of the world ate Pomme Frites!
Do what now?
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
What the hell is a cheque?
US, the world's poor retarded inbred cousin.
We do? I've never seen a freedom fry, except on tv.
Ok then, perhaps that's just the GWB followers. You do however spell quite a few words incorrectly. Colour and neighbourhood just to name a couple.
Do you have any idea how confusing it is for a kid who is learning spelling to spell something correctly then have his spell-check tell him it is incorrect?
Not my fault you international weirdos feel the need to throw in extra letters for the fun of it. We say color and neighborhood the same way. Our way of spelling is just more economical
Edited, Tue Mar 28 17:22:27 2006 by DSD
At the big law firm that I worked before I got married, I was so burnt out within a year that I was looking for a way out. I finally turned in my resignation and gave them my two weeks' notice. Then I went in the following day, went to HR and told them I was taking my 2 weeks' vacation. 
Yeah, I burned some bridges with that, but the law firm hit some serious financial problems and formally dissolved a few years ago. So no way to check on my employment with them now. Whew, dodged a bullet there.
Yeah, I burned some bridges with that, but the law firm hit some serious financial problems and formally dissolved a few years ago. So no way to check on my employment with them now. Whew, dodged a bullet there.
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
The US eats "Freedom Fries", the rest of the world eats "French Fries".
I thought it was that we eat French Fries and the rest of the world ate Pomme Frites!
Of course, they are not French at all but from Belgium - however they weren't among the coalition of the willing either and thus the opportunity to actually correct the misnomer was lost.
The fries from a tiny stand in the middle of some public sqare in Belgium are the best I've ever had. It's been a decade and I still remember the surprise. How much can you do with a food that is essentially a root?
yossarian wrote:
The fries from a tiny stand in the middle of some public sqare in Belgium are the best I've ever had. It's been a decade and I still remember the surprise. How much can you do with a food that is essentially a root?
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How much can you do with a food that is essentially a root?
Ask the Irish!
I hate cubicle jobs, but I'm pretty much limited to them. Working at McDonalds again would be an entertaining change of pace, and in my current situation, entirely financially viable.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
MentalFrog wrote:
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How much can you do with a food that is essentially a root?
Ask the Irish!
y'know. in about another 60 or so years, this would be kinda like responding to: "How bad could a shower really be?" and responding with: "Ask the Jews!".
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