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#27 Mar 16 2006 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
2 days after my due date, I started jogging in place. I did this for about two hours (taking breaks of course). I went to bed and then woke up because my water broke. She was born 7 hours later.


I was one of the lucky ones where my baby was born 3 days before her due date. Then I was one of the really lucky ones when I just adopted my other 2 and didn't have to worry about pregnancy, due dates and such. Smiley: wink
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#28 Mar 16 2006 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
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Lady DSD wrote:
When you get home have her take a relaxing bath.


But how do you know if her water broke if she's taking a bath? Smiley: confused
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#29 Mar 16 2006 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
When you get home have her take a relaxing bath.


But how do you know if her water broke if she's taking a bath? Smiley: confused
As long as it's not a very frothy bubble bath, it would be hard to miss that green stuff floating around.
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#30 Mar 16 2006 at 4:54 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
When you get home have her take a relaxing bath.


But how do you know if her water broke if she's taking a bath? Smiley: confused
As long as it's not a very frothy bubble bath, it would be hard to miss that green stuff floating around.


Oh yeah, forgot about the meconium. My water didn't break until I was at 10 and then the doc still had to break it.
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#31 Mar 16 2006 at 5:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Lady DSD wrote:
Neph, its time for drastic measures.


Go get your woman a massage at a salon and feed her spicey food. But prior tp that, take her for a long walk. When you get home have her take a relaxing bath.


You pissed on me for telling him to do that!
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#32 Mar 16 2006 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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Oh yeah, forgot about the meconium. My water didn't break until I was at 10 and then the doc still had to break it.

Oy veh.
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#33 Mar 16 2006 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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Tell your wife to tell the doctor that she can't feel the baby moving very often. Maybe she can get induced. Yay!

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#34 Mar 16 2006 at 6:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Good call Tare.
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#35 Mar 16 2006 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sure the little bowling ball doesn't have a lot of room to move around in anymore, so it's not like a lie.
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#36 Mar 16 2006 at 6:17 PM Rating: Good
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You sure seem to be in a hurry to not get any sleep.
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#37 Mar 16 2006 at 6:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Flea wrote:
You sure seem to be in a hurry to get your wife to stop crying herself to sleep because she's so uncomfortable and in pain and for her to heal so that you can have sex with her again.


Yep.

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#38 Mar 16 2006 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Flea wrote:
You sure seem to be in a hurry to get your wife to stop crying herself to sleep because she's so uncomfortable and in pain and for her to heal so that you can have sex with her again.


I take it back. How noble of you.
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#39 Mar 16 2006 at 6:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Old fashioned gentlemen. Tried and true. And horny.
It's been months. **** off. Smiley: mad
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#40 Mar 16 2006 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Old fashioned gentlemen. Tried and true. And horny.
It's been months. **** off. Smiley: mad

BTW, I never quit having sex with your wife.
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#41 Mar 16 2006 at 6:45 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Old fashioned gentlemen. Tried and true. And horny.
It's been months. **** off. Smiley: mad

BTW, I never quit having sex with your wife.
That's hawt. Smiley: inlove


Yes, I know I'm predicatble.
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#42 Mar 16 2006 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good
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Lady DSD wrote:
Neph, its time for drastic measures.


Go get your woman a massage at a salon and feed her spicey food. But prior tp that, take her for a long walk. When you get home have her take a relaxing bath.


You pissed on me for telling him to do that!


that's cause 5 miles is not a long walk, thats just plain torture Smiley: mad
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#43 Mar 16 2006 at 8:16 PM Rating: Decent
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5 miles is long!
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