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When was Nephs baby born?
9 months after Neph lost his cherry?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
9 months after Neph lost his cherry?
Oh, you think the baby is actually his?!
In the daytime?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
On the baby's birhtday, that was easy.
Kakar the Vile wrote:
In the daytime?
Actually it was at night, and contrary to the popular saying, it was in fact last night, baby.
10:40 pm
btw congrads. Hope Mommy and baby are both doing fine.
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Kakar the Vile wrote:
In the daytime?
Actually it was at night, and contrary to the popular saying, it was in fact last night, baby.
Dammit! So close.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Stupid baby will never be born at this rate.
Still waiting.....
Still waiting.....
Neph, its time for drastic measures.
Go get your woman a massage at a salon and feed her spicey food. But prior tp that, take her for a long walk. When you get home have her take a relaxing bath.
Go get your woman a massage at a salon and feed her spicey food. But prior tp that, take her for a long walk. When you get home have her take a relaxing bath.
Have you tried teh buttsecks yet? I've heard that works.
Tell Esperia who's boss...sides, there no baby up there to hurt or anything.
Tell Esperia who's boss...sides, there no baby up there to hurt or anything.
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
Have you tried teh buttsecks yet? I've heard that works.
Tell Esperia who's boss...sides, there no baby up there to hurt or anything.
Tell Esperia who's boss...sides, there no baby up there to hurt or anything.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Have you tried reasoning with the baby? Coaxing it out with some baby food?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Coaxing it out with some baby food?
Or bratwurst! Who doesn't like bratwurst?
Or a lollipop. Kids love lollipops.
Or perhaps a popsicle.
Or perhaps a popsicle.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
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Coaxing it out with some baby food?
Or bratwurst! Who doesn't like bratwurst?
Actually, sex is suppossed to help. There are other things. Rasberry tea, walking, spicey food are just just a few.
A nice Cesarean section will also do the trick...
Stop being a pus[Cyan][/Cyan]sy and reach up in there and grab it.
You going to let this kid push you around when it's not even out of the womb yet?
You going to let this kid push you around when it's not even out of the womb yet?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
When it's out you can rip the umbilical cord in half like real men do!
Jophiel wrote:
Stop being a pus[Cyan][/Cyan]sy and reach up in there and grab it.
You going to let this kid push you around when it's not even out of the womb yet?
You going to let this kid push you around when it's not even out of the womb yet?
Insight into Joph's parenting skillz.
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
When it's out you can rip the umbilical cord in half like real men do!
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
When it's out you can rip the umbilical cord in half like real men do!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
2 days after my due date, I started jogging in place. I did this for about two hours (taking breaks of course). I went to bed and then woke up because my water broke. She was born 7 hours later.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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