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Sabs, did I ever tell you that you look like a hotter, gay version of Seth Green?
I am spreading my *** cheeks in eager anticipation of said event, Saboruto. As I sense your heated presence somehwere to the rear of me, I shall wink my little brown balloon knot enticingly at you, sending breathless come-hither signals in a procologist's Morse Code (clench-clench, extended sphinter for two seconds, clench-clench, you know, the universal signal for **** distress).
I look forward to a glorious reunion.
Totem
I look forward to a glorious reunion.
Totem
Totem wrote:
I am spreading my *** cheeks in eager anticipation of said event, Saboruto. As I sense your heated presence somehwere to the rear of me, I shall wink my little brown balloon knot enticingly at you, sending breathless come-hither signals in a procologist's Morse Code (clench-clench, extended sphinter for two seconds, clench-clench, you know, the universal signal for **** distress).
I look forward to a glorious reunion.
Totem
I look forward to a glorious reunion.
Totem
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
/wave
You drama queen! You come back, flash your cheeks, and out you go. Tease.
You drama queen! You come back, flash your cheeks, and out you go. Tease.
/waves back
I'd love to include you in on our festivites, Flea, but I'm not certain how a hawt Peruvian female fits in with joyous Brokeback Mountain sex.
Unless you are auditioning for the part of the horse?
Totem
I'd love to include you in on our festivites, Flea, but I'm not certain how a hawt Peruvian female fits in with joyous Brokeback Mountain sex.
Unless you are auditioning for the part of the horse?
Totem
Sup Sabo! Youre missed and echoing what Sam said, once youre settled come join all the hot tub chicks and maybe some of the guys over on WoW
Furthermore...
WoW > Guild Wars
Come on...it's ONLY $12...
WoW > Guild Wars
Come on...it's ONLY $12... 
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
Just an hour north, to some bumfock Georgia town called Thomaston.
/waves at teh ghey.
Nice to see you again Sab. Keep in touch y'hear?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Marriage = awesome
Pregnancy = torture
FUck all that "It's so amazing, it's incredible" ********* It's torture.
This baby better get here quick.
We are a week late now.
Pregnancy = torture
FUck all that "It's so amazing, it's incredible" ********* It's torture.
This baby better get here quick.
We are a week late now.
Quote:
Pregnancy = torture
Has it really been that bad?
I wouldn't say it's the best times we've ever had, but it certainally hasn't been the worst. If anything, my wife is actually a little nicer than she has been, if only a little touchy and quick tempered. She gets over it quick enough though.
Sucks for you I guess.
Totem wrote:
/waves back
I'd love to include you in on our festivites, Flea, but I'm not certain how a hawt Peruvian female fits in with joyous Brokeback Mountain sex.
Unless you are auditioning for the part of the horse?
Totem
I'd love to include you in on our festivites, Flea, but I'm not certain how a hawt Peruvian female fits in with joyous Brokeback Mountain sex.
Unless you are auditioning for the part of the horse?
Totem
I don't want to be included as much as I just want to be considered. That, and a copy of the tape.
Totem and Sabo all in one day. Is it a full moon?
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Is it a full moon?
Apparently it is on Totem's part, at least.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It was a full moon yesterday, I think.
Thats right! Some kind of eclipse happened last nite. Made the moon turn yellow and then orange, or was it the other way around?
uhhh, isnt the moon normally yeloowish and orangish?
Not Totem's. =P
Nephthys, in case you announced it and I missed it, is it gonna be a boy or a girl? And do you have a name picked out? That's so cool that you guys are so close!
Nephthys, in case you announced it and I missed it, is it gonna be a boy or a girl? And do you have a name picked out? That's so cool that you guys are so close!
No one love's the 
anymore.
anymore.Not like it was 2 nights ago. Was some kind of eclipse from the earths atmosphere and earth that made the moon change colors. It was really pretty.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Not like it was 2 nights ago. Was some kind of eclipse from the earths atmosphere and earth that made the moon change colors. It was really pretty.
thats what happens when the moon is lower on the horizon. It also makes the moon appear bigger. That is how we get blood moons.
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
And if I didn't tell you guys before (I can never remember who I've told), we're engaged! We're getting married this summer. Or, well, Civil Union Partnered or Life Bonded or Commitment Ceremony'd or what the hell ever we **** are calling it nowadays.
Congratulations Sabo on Committing to your Life Partner in your Civil Union. I think that about covers all the bases.
Are you guys going to register at Wal-Mart?
Nice to know that life's going well for you.
Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Not like it was 2 nights ago. Was some kind of eclipse from the earths atmosphere and earth that made the moon change colors. It was really pretty.
thats what happens when the moon is lower on the horizon. It also makes the moon appear bigger. That is how we get blood moons.
Which brings us right back to Totem, particularly after the "overspicing Mrs. Totem's cooder" incident.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Saboruto the Silent wrote:
And if I didn't tell you guys before (I can never remember who I've told), we're engaged! We're getting married this summer. Or, well, Civil Union Partnered or Life Bonded or Commitment Ceremony'd or what the hell ever we **** are calling it nowadays.
Congratulations Sabo on Committing to your Life Partner in your Civil Union. I think that about covers all the bases.
Are you guys going to register at Wal-Mart?
Nice to know that life's going well for you.
Nah, we're keeping it very private and very simple. There will only be five people attending. Our friend Jon, an ordained minister, is conducting the ceremony, and our best friends David and Vicki will be our witnesses. We want to keep it very personal and significant. We're writing our own vows and we'll be holding it on a hilltop at night under a full moon (weather permitting). We'll have a ceremony at a later time for the rest of our friends and family to attend so that nobody feels left out, but we wanted it to just be the five of us for the "real" one.
Edited, Thu Mar 16 18:37:19 2006 by Saboruto
That sounds romantic. You wearing white?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Marriage = awesome
Pregnancy = torture
FUck all that "It's so amazing, it's incredible" ********* It's torture.
This baby better get here quick.
We are a week late now.
Pregnancy = torture
FUck all that "It's so amazing, it's incredible" ********* It's torture.
This baby better get here quick.
We are a week late now.
Just hope the baby isn't like I was.... 8 lbs 15.5 ounces
i couldn't fit out...plain and simple so my mom had a c-section
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