The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
This takes entirely too much thought for it to actually work.
haha indeed...
just go out and get the real deal and do it to it....
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haha indeed...
just go out and get the real deal and do it to it....
8 month pregnant wife == no doing it to it for teh frak.
why not? dont want the kiddie to have dimples?
doesn't matter to me, but I'm not the boss
And you never will be with that attitude.
Just explain that there's no babies up in her butt.
Just explain that there's no babies up in her butt.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
OMG that's a great idea!!
I'll call her now!
I'll call her now!
Lemme know how that goes...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I can conference you in on the call if you can keep the heavy breathing to a minimum.
bodhisattva wrote:
Old Woman: Well I don't use it... it's for my cats they get frisky so I just put a little bit of it on a q-tip and use that to calm them down.
Since I have two cats in heat, I've been wondering if this is a viable solution. And we do have KY gel (even some of the warming stuff).
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Go ahead a q-tip fu[Aquamarine][/Aquamarine]ck your cats and let me know how it turns out.
Debalic wrote:
Since I have two cats in heat, I've been wondering if this is a viable solution. And we do have KY gel (even some of the warming stuff).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard at the responses to any topic in here before. I had to put down my coffee about half way through so that I wouldn't end up spitting it on my monitor.
Good job folks. Evidently, I find **** sex with pregnant women and q-tip sex with cats WAY funnier than I would have previously thought.
Nexa
Good job folks. Evidently, I find **** sex with pregnant women and q-tip sex with cats WAY funnier than I would have previously thought.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I find **** sex with pregnant women ... WAY funnier than I would have previously thought.
Can you maybe call my wife and soften her up to the idea, before I call her?
I'm thinking if it came from another mommy she'd be a little more keen on the idea.
Let me know how she sounds on the phone.
kthxbye~~!
on the opposite side of the temperature field, an altoid in the mouth can be quite a surprise for either sex.
also, check out a product called sextarts. no hot/cold sensation but it taste a hell of a lot better than astroglide.
also, check out a product called sextarts. no hot/cold sensation but it taste a hell of a lot better than astroglide.
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
Can you maybe call my wife and soften her up to the idea, before I call her?
I'm thinking if it came from another mommy she'd be a little more keen on the idea.
Let me know how she sounds on the phone.
kthxbye~~!
Sorry, but softening up a pregnant woman for **** sex would have me labeled traitor for life.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Not for a minute do I believe this actually came to pass, but it's a funny story.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Not for a minute do I believe this actually came to pass, but it's a funny story.
Oh come one, you don't think Totem is stupid enough to do something like that?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
jophiel wrote:
Lemme know how that goes..
I got home and told my wife about this post. And also mentioned that "there are no babies in her butt" as Jophiel pointed out to me.
Her response...
"There are no babies in this Jophiel's butt either, so there ya go!"
I <3 my wife
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
jophiel wrote:
Lemme know how that goes..
I got home and told my wife about this post. And also mentioned that "there are no babies in her butt" as Jophiel pointed out to me.
Her response...
"There are no babies in this Jophiel's butt either, so there ya go!"
I <3 my wife
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
"There are no babies in this Jophiel's butt either, so there ya go!"
Shows what she knows...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Oil has a tendency to absorb a lot of heat with very little in the way of warning. No microwaves. No frypans.
If you want to warm up a bottle of oil, do so in the same way you'd heat a baby's bottle. Put some warm water in a cooking pot, submerge the bottle of oil, and give it time to transfer the heat over. No scalding necessary. The oil can only heat up to the same temperature as the water it's in.
If you want to warm up a bottle of oil, do so in the same way you'd heat a baby's bottle. Put some warm water in a cooking pot, submerge the bottle of oil, and give it time to transfer the heat over. No scalding necessary. The oil can only heat up to the same temperature as the water it's in.
Nexa wrote:
The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
Can you maybe call my wife and soften her up to the idea, before I call her?
I'm thinking if it came from another mommy she'd be a little more keen on the idea.
Let me know how she sounds on the phone.
kthxbye~~!
Sorry, but softening up a pregnant woman for **** sex would have me labeled traitor for life.
Nexa
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