Ok, true story here about sex with camels-- not that my other stories aren't a paragon of veracity --when I was in Saudi.
We were transporting POWS from triage to various holding facilities depending on the nature and severity of their injuries. Now you have to understand that alot of these Iraqis had never been anywhere near a helicopter, much less ridden in one, so we'd have a bit of fun with these guys when we'd transport them across the desert.
At it happened, we passed by this very large herd of camels, which, in and of itself was unusual due to the scarcity of grass. I saw the bedouin on the other side of the camp and was a little nervous because they had a tendency to shoot at you for scaring the herd and scattering them.
Anyhow, there was something wrong with this picture because the guy was hanging off the back of his camel. The closer we got I realized his robe was up around his hips. About that time we passed right over top of him and his mount (word picture there for you) bolted.
We about lost control of the bird from laughing so hard.
Totem