Has anyone seriously looked at who is making your food in a fast food restaurant. There are some seriously scary f'in people in there. Next time you head to Wendy's, McDonalds or wherever the hell you go, look at the fat slob, with greasy hair, who has not showered in about 3 months making your burger. He will look over and smile at you after he scratches his **** and the puts the bun on your burger.
Even better, the non-English speaking broad at the cash register. You say you want "Fries" and she repeats "Apple Pie" sixteen f'in times. You just get so frustrated you say "F it" and take the god damn apple pie.