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#27 Mar 14 2006 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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When I first came to the US I had a hard time with what Americans considered a "party". I showed up ready to dance and it was a bunch of folks watching football and drinking beer. Imagine my shock.


I considered a party getting nekkid and having lots of sex. Imagine my shock when I got invited to a party where they sat around playing card/board games and drinking beer. And imagine their reaction when I walked in wearing buttless chaps with a holster packing vibrators and flavored lubricant.

I've never seen so many old ladies faint in succession like that.


HAHA post of the day!!!
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#28 Mar 14 2006 at 11:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah same chick. I still see rocky times ahead of them, but I think they can work threw it. I'm the oldest of 4 children so I'm very protective of my siblings still. While I think she's overly controlling to the point my brother now must sit to pee, I know he needs someone who can pull him by the ears to get sh[Black][/Black]it done. He's a lazy ******* who is scared of his own shadow and hates confrontation so it works out that she is a "take charge" kind of gal. Plus all the dancing that will commence from now until forever at any party they throw. I am SOOOOOOOOO there!
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#29 Mar 14 2006 at 11:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh and to the criers who are upset I call them brownies, they made fun of us "gringos(as)" and our not knowing how to do their dances. One of the brides maids got out on the floor and showed us the steps. Much fun after that!
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#30 Mar 14 2006 at 11:45 AM Rating: Default
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Your brother is a race traitor.
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#31 Mar 14 2006 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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Your brother is a race traitor.


And you're a race horse that needs to be shot.
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#32 Mar 14 2006 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Meh, we arent exactly pure blood as it is. We've several different American Indian relations, the Grant side of the family comes from Grand that was prior Grande from Spain. The other side can trace its birth rights back to Baron Von Freidn (spelling may be wrong) from Germany. Husbands side is Polish and Irish. We are American and nothing else now days.
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#33 Mar 14 2006 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
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Katie, is this your brother and his new wife?

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A brownie couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday.

In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.

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Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.
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#34 Mar 14 2006 at 4:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Katie, is this your brother and his new wife?

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A brownie couple were recovering separately after a marital spat got out of control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on Monday.

In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.

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Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.

Hawt.
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#35 Mar 14 2006 at 5:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Meh could be, that woman does have a temper!
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#36 Mar 14 2006 at 5:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Meh could be, that woman does have a temper!

Lorena Bobbit=brown.
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#37 Mar 14 2006 at 5:10 PM Rating: Good
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See! Its all that hot latina blood! No wonder you brown women are all so damn sexy!
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#38 Mar 14 2006 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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Kakar the Vile wrote:
I walked in wearing buttless chaps with a holster packing vibrators and flavored lubricant.


Smiley: flowersSmiley: inlove

You're not by chance the stripper fella that was at one of the bachelorette parties I went to a few years ago?

Edit: The mental image made hit Post Message before I was even done typing. Smiley: laugh

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#39 Mar 14 2006 at 5:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had soo much fun out there on the dance floor. My legs STILL hurt from all the dancing.


I bet. That's alot of weight to move around.
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#40 Mar 15 2006 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Female submission?"

Is that subjecting yourself to a string of Dirty Sanchezes from all the new in-laws as a Hispanic wedding initiation? Or are you being forced to go about the party on your hands and knees using the small of your back as a salsa bowl and your *** crack as a Cuban cigar holder?

Pics please.

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