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#28 Mar 12 2006 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
20. “Cat bacon” 3 points


This morning, while sitting at the table eating breakfast with my wife. Our cat keeps jumping up onto the table.

ME: Do you think Trunks wants some of our breakfast?
HER: Probably
ME: Do they make cat bacon? [meaning bacon for cats, not bacon made from cats]
HER (correcting me): KITTY BACON!
ME (laughing): Do they have it?
HER: They probably have something like bacon for cats. I bet he would like it.

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#29 Mar 12 2006 at 1:19 PM Rating: Default
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My friend came over.

Me: Hello
Friend: Whats up?
Me: Absolutely nothing.
Friend: Sounds fun. What do you wanna do?
Me: I dunno.
Friend: Aren't you a bundle of joy?
Me: No, I am xorm the troll flipper.
Friend: What?
Me: Ya know... You can't tell me no one knows who that is!
Friend: Well I'm tellin ya...
Me: Fuc[black][/black]king no good, nickle picking neo-hippies.
Friend: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: A game.
Friend: What one?
Me: None you need to know about.

Then he went and started playing Smackdown vs Raw.
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#30 Mar 12 2006 at 1:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Codyy da Basher wrote:
My friend came over.

Me: Hello
Friend: Whats up?
Me: Absolutely nothing.
Friend: Sounds fun. What do you wanna do?
Me: I dunno.
Friend: Aren't you a bundle of joy?
Me: No, I am xorm the troll flipper.
Friend: What?
Me: Ya know... You can't tell me no one knows who that is!
Friend: Well I'm tellin ya...
Me: Fuc[/black]king no good, nickle picking neo-hippies.
Friend: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: A game.
Friend: What one?
Me: None you need to know about.

Then he went and started playing Smackdown vs Raw.



I call bulls[Beige]hit.

We all know you don't have any RL friends and imaginary friends don't count fat as[Beige][/Beige]s.
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#31 Mar 12 2006 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
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add "Lung Butter"
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#32 Mar 12 2006 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Don't get greedy. people trying to use 5 or six phrases from he list all at once are pushing it, and won't bget the points.

gbaji wrote:

Do we get bonus points for where and when the phrase is said? For example, do I get bonus points for using one in a business meeting? What if there are customers there? A VP? My boss? Cause I got a few ideas going...

Sure, that would work. I'd have to also apply that retroactivly to other posts so far too.


There has been a call of ******** on Theblix, Cody, and theovermind. Please cast your votes as to whether you think they should get points.
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#33 Mar 12 2006 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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ok beat this.

This morning I started work at 6:00 my co-worker came in at 10 to see what was going on.

Me: oh hey .. damn this cold medication is really messing with me.

Barb: yeah I just got over the damn thing.

Me: whispering - its like a **ing monkey implosion in my head.

Barb: what?

Me: you wouldn't understand <louder> It wasn’t that bad, though the lemur was fairly disturbing. sorry i'll drop it.

Barb: are you ok?, maybe I should cover the rest of your shift.

Me: no Articulated Yak bongs <so I goofed>

Barb: yeah it's cool you take off I'll cover for you. <concerned look>

ME: i am going home maybe some Reticulating Phosphate will help

Barb: whatever helps get better <really concerned look>

... so not only do I get points but I get the next two days off work FTW !!
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#34 Mar 12 2006 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Aegis wrote:
Codyy da Basher wrote:
My friend came over.

Me: Hello
Friend: Whats up?
Me: Absolutely nothing.
Friend: Sounds fun. What do you wanna do?
Me: I dunno.
Friend: Aren't you a bundle of joy?
Me: No, I am xorm the troll flipper.
Friend: What?
Me: Ya know... You can't tell me no one knows who that is!
Friend: Well I'm tellin ya...
Me: Fuc[/black]king no good, nickle picking neo-hippies.
Friend: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: A game.
Friend: What one?
Me: None you need to know about.

Then he went and started playing Smackdown vs Raw.



I call bulls[Beige]hit.

We all know you don't have any RL friends and imaginary friends don't count fat as[/Beige]s.


I object. We all knew aegis would call bulls[Beige]hit on me so can I get meh points and move on?
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#35 Mar 12 2006 at 4:48 PM Rating: Decent
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<Brother> I'm going to the grocery store, need anything?
<me> Yeah, pack o' smokes.
<Brother> Marlboro Red 100's right?
<me> No, the giant, pink, and plastic lobster kind.
<Brother> Smartass, just give me the money.
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#36 Mar 14 2006 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I had my 3 points stolen >.< I actually have a plastic pink lobster...

convo goes like this:

Matt- Hi! whats that behind your back?
Me - Nothing *Smacks matt with lobster*
Matt- HOLY SH*T A "Giant pink plastic lobster” 3 points!!!
Me - AH MY POINTS!!

he had read the forum a day before me >.<
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#37 Mar 14 2006 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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A converstaion, last night, with my 8-month pregnant wife

Me: How are you.
Wifey: Full, this baby is huge.
Me: Ya, he's gonna be 13 pounds.
Wifey: He better not be, I won't be able to squeeze him out. I'm sick of my stomach sticking out so far.
Me: I'll just sit on your stomach, he'll fly out and your stomach will suck in like a monkey implosion.
Wifey: *SMACK* *PUNCH* Doesn't the trash go out tonight?
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#38 Mar 14 2006 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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but if we wait long enough, the magic pie tin will return!” 5 points


We have this one copier in the office that is FOREVER breaking down and we're always waiting for the tech to come out and fix it. Tech never comes on time. So of course the copier broke down this morning and we're waiting for the tech. Everyone's complaining and I chime in with "but if we wait long enough, the magic pie tin will return!" They all laughed like I was making joke, but little did they realize that I had a nefarious ulterior motive for saying such a thing! Smiley: slySmiley: lol
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#40 Mar 14 2006 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Okay, it's slow at work so I pop onto Sir E_odus' Cubefield game from his other thread. I get all my other coworkers into it and we're huddled around this one computer watching each other navigate through the cubes. And my turn comes up:

I intentionally ***** up the first time so I can say "This game sucks, I quit." Smiley: lol And everyone says awww, you just messed up a bit, try again!

Then I start doing really well and bam! the phone rings, it's for me and I say "shhh...my yeast is rising..."

Co-worker takes a message and I'm still going on in the game and I say "I'm rockin' like Janet Reno!"

Smiley: lol Okay, I'm sure I'll be asked to take a drug test now.
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#41 Mar 15 2006 at 1:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Updated points. If i thought you were getting greedy, i arbitrarily docked points.
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#42 Mar 15 2006 at 2:02 AM Rating: Decent
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New Phrases

"¡Mi gato es el diablo, muy bebido en la cerveza!" - 5 points


"Ich will Marihuana im Eimer vom Wal rauchen." - 5 points



Edited, Wed Mar 15 02:07:40 2006 by Rimesume
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#43 Mar 15 2006 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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New phrase submission

"I've got this reverse erectile disfunction that causes me to be a walking totempole" +3 points, +5 if said by a female, LOL.

"Oh, no! I think one of my breast implants is leaking again" +3 points, +5 if said by a male.
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#44 Mar 15 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Default
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so I call up my opa on his 75th birthday and I'm like hey there
Ich will Marihuana im Eimer vom Wal rauchen....and he's like my grandson, since when where you doing drugs with whales?
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#45 Mar 16 2006 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Updated points. If i thought you were getting greedy, i arbitrarily docked points.


Smiley: cry

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Then I woke up tied to a large tractor


If that actually happened in real life, do we get double the points?

Edited, Thu Mar 16 16:51:56 2006 by Thumbelyna
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Somehow I got into a conversation about Cerebus again.

Basically we (a friend and I) were talking about Dave Sim and why he created a comic about an aardvaark while shopping at a Borders. We were having a serious conversation about the book until a IE (Instant Expert) employee tried to butt in and get in on the converstation. I then proceeded to convince him that Dave Sim created Cerebus as an Aardvaark because Aardvaark bladders are a delicacy in Canada and that Dave Sims loves them.

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