Ok about a year ago i quit taking martial arts ( seven-star praying mantis)the teacher was a preacher which made me think, if your a presbyterian (christian religion) how can you be teaching a fighting style used to beat/kill sombody? I also got tired of going to tournement's and fighting fat kids that had a black belt and thought they were the shiznit (yea i can fight and i beat the hell outa them). But anyways their was this guy who has taken martial arts from this the teacher forever and i have never beaten this guy because he is like two of me ( im 175 pounds, kinda short stocky). Well, after i quit i started boxing, which got me in very good shape, which was my main problem in sparring in martial arts ( cause i would run outa stamina). Alright my mom had been having some psycho-problems so i took her to my ex-teachers church, and decided i was going to say hello to him but not stay. All the sudden this guy comes up to me and says so you wanna fight? The first thing that came to my mind was to make this chump eat the tile on the churches floor, but i couldnt cause of probation. So i said, i thought you were one of those people, ya know the one that let people slap you on both sides of your face? He looks at me and says come to martial arts on tuesday and ill make you eat them words. I reply with good im hungry. So here are my choices:
A) Be the bigga man and walk away. (i dont like this choice)
B) Go up there alone and turn this guy in a stain in da floor (kinda like this one)
C) Get a bunch of my homeboys to go up their to raise moral for myself and back me up (this ones a good choice too)
Also what would a good strategy be? This guy is way heavier (not fat but he is alot older) and he has longer reach. But if i get in close, he will kick me and if i stay away..well he will kick me again
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Go in alone and take him down. If hes a fat guy he'll get winded fast so draw the fight out and you'll do fine.
1) Kick him in the nuts and jab him in the temple on the way down.
2) Follow him to the floor with an arm bar and jab repeatedly in the trachea.
Edited, Wed Mar 1 13:17:00 2006 by Kaelesh
2) Follow him to the floor with an arm bar and jab repeatedly in the trachea.
Edited, Wed Mar 1 13:17:00 2006 by Kaelesh
well a few ways to deal with this type of situation.
now was it the instructor that challanged you or one of his students?
that makes a big differance....
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side note here:
as for being a preacher and teaching the martial arts there is no conflict at all.
1. the ultamite goal of a true martial artists is not to beat someone up, but to have the confidance to avoid conflict through pressence alone.
2. just because i have the skills to kill, does not mean i have to lose controll and kill my opponent.
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if it is the instructor, then you have to be the bigger man and show up, not accept the challange phsyically, but to challange him with the information i just feed you with my side notes.
if it is the student, then you should approach the instructor and let him know his student was being an a$$ and not acting in the way of a high ranking martial artists should be acting.
in other words against the teachers teachings. most teachers i know do not take kindly to their students acting in that way. i know i do not.
if the instructor is wanting to teach his student a leason and would like you to fight him, then you 2 need to talk that out.
if the instructor is goading on the student, then just challange him to a tournament someplace. odds are there will be an open tourny in your area soon enough that the 2 of you can fight it out on the mats in an enviroment that will be monitored and controlled safely.
last thing you can do is what is called "DoJo busting". this is a tearm left over from the 50s - 70s were rival school owners and students used to go to the others school and challange the top student or the instructor them self to a full blown knock out drag down fight. they were rather bloody and often times ended with people in the hospital.
personally i would talk with the kids (if it is the kid) instructor first and go from there.
now was it the instructor that challanged you or one of his students?
that makes a big differance....
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side note here:
as for being a preacher and teaching the martial arts there is no conflict at all.
1. the ultamite goal of a true martial artists is not to beat someone up, but to have the confidance to avoid conflict through pressence alone.
2. just because i have the skills to kill, does not mean i have to lose controll and kill my opponent.
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if it is the instructor, then you have to be the bigger man and show up, not accept the challange phsyically, but to challange him with the information i just feed you with my side notes.
if it is the student, then you should approach the instructor and let him know his student was being an a$$ and not acting in the way of a high ranking martial artists should be acting.
in other words against the teachers teachings. most teachers i know do not take kindly to their students acting in that way. i know i do not.
if the instructor is wanting to teach his student a leason and would like you to fight him, then you 2 need to talk that out.
if the instructor is goading on the student, then just challange him to a tournament someplace. odds are there will be an open tourny in your area soon enough that the 2 of you can fight it out on the mats in an enviroment that will be monitored and controlled safely.
last thing you can do is what is called "DoJo busting". this is a tearm left over from the 50s - 70s were rival school owners and students used to go to the others school and challange the top student or the instructor them self to a full blown knock out drag down fight. they were rather bloody and often times ended with people in the hospital.
personally i would talk with the kids (if it is the kid) instructor first and go from there.
I f'ucking judo chopped a guy in the face once. While he was off in the next room crying I shat on his floor. I then let myself out of the house.
Martial arts is awesome!
Martial arts is awesome!
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Or there's d). This one is definitely the most attractive option.
Shut the f'uck up and go away because not a single one of us gives two sh;ts about you or your pathetic made up problems. Get your mom a gigolo so she can get the good solid shag she really needs to clear her head of having a retarded son and all will be taken care of.
Shut the f'uck up and go away because not a single one of us gives two sh;ts about you or your pathetic made up problems. Get your mom a gigolo so she can get the good solid shag she really needs to clear her head of having a retarded son and all will be taken care of.
Option #4 must of been omitted.
Go get your a[/black]ss kicked like the pansy you are.
What ... Whatcha gonna do? Come through my computer and kick my ***? I would like to see you try you tw[black]at waffle.
Edited, Wed Mar 1 13:22:26 2006 by fenderputy
Go get your a[/black]ss kicked like the pansy you are.
What ... Whatcha gonna do? Come through my computer and kick my ***? I would like to see you try you tw[black]at waffle.
Edited, Wed Mar 1 13:22:26 2006 by fenderputy
That mans name was Moe.
He still has the stain on his carpet.
quit hatin Moe its a thread about martial arts and kicking ***. How often to we get those /flex
He still has the stain on his carpet.
quit hatin Moe its a thread about martial arts and kicking ***. How often to we get those /flex
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Moe...who let you back in? The guy is a student..he is a grown *** man. Basically, im just going to box him. If worst comes to worst, im thinking i might find a chair or somthing and hit him with it. Also the teacher influences fighting since seven-star praying mantis is kind of a aggresive style (much like boxing except with low kicks). Here is the teachers website: www.flyingeagleacademy.com The reason i was thinking about bringing some homies with me is cause this teacher/preacher doesnt play fair.
I'll wrassle you.
Go get em' Ralph! You and Mr. Miagi can do it!
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seven-star praying mantis!!
Why does this sound like it should be more of a "greek" wrestling position than a martial art?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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52-pal,33-war,36-mnk,25-drg,14-sam,15-drk,8-bst,34-nin and still looking for a static..
'nuff said.
bhodi wrote:
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seven-star praying mantis!!
Why does this sound like it should be more of a "greek" wrestling position than a martial art?
5-point Palm Exploding Heart Technique FTW!!!
bodhisattva wrote:
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seven-star praying mantis!!
Why does this sound like it should be more of a "greek" wrestling position than a martial art?
Why do you have "greek" in "quotation marks"?
"perv"
Because I wanted to emphasize that it sounds like some weird position that two men pounding each other in the *** would partake.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
ScarrTheGucciGalka wrote:
Here is the teachers website: www.flyingeagleacademy.com The reason i was thinking about bringing some homies with me is cause this teacher/preacher doesnt play fair.
Is it bad that I went ahead and emailed choylifut888@hotmail.com and let him know you are coming?
His Excellency MoebiusLord wrote:
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52-pal,33-war,36-mnk,25-drg,14-sam,15-drk,8-bst,34-nin and still looking for a static..
'nuff said.
I hate you, Moe.
i dont even play FFXI no more (Ballista is the PVP Special Olympics)..i got smart and went WoW..Where we fight to solve our problems..Seven-Star Praying Mantis is kung-fu. Also how should i draw out the fight? Should i make this big guy angry by talking about his momma or handicap relatives to draw it out (like i do in boxing matches)? Also the match is taking place in a basketball court (no idea why lol)
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Yeah, you shouldn't kill, but if it's you or them, whatchya gonna do if you have absolutely no choice?
Personally, I think they should get it on in a closed ring with glass glued to hemp wrapped around their hands. Toss in a gong or two. Then maybe a couple Asians making bets in the background to complete the ambiance.
Do it the civilized way. Russian roulette.
good thing i didnt give you my name lol j/k. Naw kung-fu is not like that judo or karate. Most styles of kung-fu are way more aggresive than judo or karate.
Yea but if your christian (which i am..but im not letting nobody hit..they have nicknames for people who do that) isnt their a verse or somthing that says somthing about hitting both sides of the cheek?
Fender wrote:
Personally, I think they should get it on in a closed ring with glass glued to hemp wrapped around their hands. Toss in a gong or two. Then maybe a couple Asians making bets in the background to complete the ambiance.
Only if they get the Muscles from Brussels to ref!
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