one of the biggest wastes of time and money I can think of.
I just starting eating rather healthy breakfasts in the morning.... so now.. come afternoon.. I STILL get hungry again. So now I have to take time out and spend more time and money to get somthing to keep me from getting weak and dying...
Thanks God
thanks for the body that is so incomplete that it cannot function without inserting foreign organic objects into it..
Yeah yeah, I know most of you think you "enjoy" eating.. but really.. i think that's just a defense mechanism.. total denial of the clear cut fact that we are dependant on this disgusting action of grinding up food in our mouths.. digesting it, and then have to sit through the agonizingly disgusting act of ejecting it from our system....
anyway.. off to lunch.
Stay tuned for my next thread: Sleeping is for Slackers.
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Stay tuned for my next thread: Sleeping is for Slackers.
/nod
Sleeping is a bigger waste of time than eating. If it weren't for the fact that I turn into a grouchy hallucinating ***** when I don't sleep, I wouldn't bother.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Sometimes eating and taking a dump are the highlights of my day.
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total denial of the clear cut fact that we are dependant on this disgusting action of grinding up food in our mouths.. digesting it, and then have to sit through the agonizingly disgusting act of ejecting it from our system....
A cig only makes it that much easier and less agonizing.
I want to see you go 3 days without eating and sleeping. Then post again.
Kelvy wrote:
thanks for the body that is so incomplete that it cannot function without inserting foreign organic objects into it..
There are entire websites devoted to nothing but the insertion of foreign objects into one's body.
For you, its an irritant; for others, a living. Ain't diversity grand?
C'mon Kelvy, you should try going without food for a week. If anyone can do it you can! And no water, either; that's just a cheap substitute.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Cows eat, puke it back up into their mouths, and then eat it again.
They seem to like it.
They seem to like it.
Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent. Mmmm-Mmmm fish sandwiches!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
Cows eat, puke it back up into their mouths, and then eat it again.
They seem to like it.
They seem to like it.
In some places they feed a cow their poopy a couple times.
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Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent. Mmmm-Mmmm fish sandwiches
I'm a heathen I don't do that stuff anymore.
Edited, Tue Feb 28 16:13:57 2006 by Spirish
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Wow Kel another slow day huh? 
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
Yeah yeah, I know most of you think you "enjoy" eating.. but really.. i think that's just a defense mechanism.. total denial of the clear cut fact that we are dependant on this disgusting action of grinding up food in our mouths.. digesting it, and then have to sit through the agonizingly disgusting act of ejecting it from our system....
Never thought of it that way, but you just might have given me what I needed to finally lose that 20 pounds for good.
I'm going to start living off of sunlight. cheap and natural
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/food-03d.html
maybe just live off of blessing from the Goddess
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3236118.stm
Edited, Wed Mar 1 08:32:51 2006 by Kelvyquayo
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/food-03d.html
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An Indian man, who claims to have survived only on liquids and sunlight for eight years, has been invited by NASA to show them how he does it.
maybe just live off of blessing from the Goddess
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3236118.stm
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"I feel no need for food and water," says Mr Jani, who claims he was blessed by a goddess at the age of eight and has lived in caves ever since.
Edited, Wed Mar 1 08:32:51 2006 by Kelvyquayo
Spirish wrote:
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Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent. Mmmm-Mmmm fish sandwiches
I'm a heathen I don't do that stuff anymore.
Edited, Tue Feb 28 16:13:57 2006 by Spirish
I'm not a heathen and -I- never bothered with that.
Jophiel wrote:
Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent. Mmmm-Mmmm fish sandwiches!
/nod I went to McDonald's today to grab my McMuffin and it was horrible asking for them to not put the ham in it.
So Joph, what'd you give up for Lent? I'm not shopping. As a girl, THAT HURTS.
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thanks for the body that is so incomplete that it cannot function without inserting foreign organic objects into it..
Or you could stop ******** and do something about it. Grab yourself a nice little feeding tube to shove in your gut and a colostomy bag, toss 'em in a backpack for portability and you're golden!
Think of all the benefits. No chewing, grinding, or getting corn stuck in your teeth oryour ********** You won't ever have to worry about sucking down a bottle a Pepto to stop that steady stream of a mixture of beer and **** shooting out of your *** on a Sunday Morning either. No more stinking up the house, no more sitting on a cold bowl, and best of all no more rings on your buttcheeks.
And if all that hasn't convinced you, just imagine the money you will save on air fresheners and toilet paper!
Professor klyia wrote:
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
Yeah yeah, I know most of you think you "enjoy" eating.. but really.. i think that's just a defense mechanism.. total denial of the clear cut fact that we are dependant on this disgusting action of grinding up food in our mouths.. digesting it, and then have to sit through the agonizingly disgusting act of ejecting it from our system....
Never thought of it that way, but you just might have given me what I needed to finally lose that 20 pounds for good.
The Karen Carpenter diet? But think of how much the coffin will weigh! It'll make your hips look HUGE.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
The Karen Carpenter diet? But think of how much the coffin will weigh! It'll make your hips look HUGE.
The important thing is how many pallbearers it takes to carry it.
Professor klyia wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
The Karen Carpenter diet? But think of how much the coffin will weigh! It'll make your hips look HUGE.
The important thing is how many pallbearers it takes to carry it.
I guess you can be a status symbol and be fat. Look at Elvis!
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