As soon as it is meteorlogically feasible, every last criminal and ne'r-do-well-- which pretty much describes everyone within the geographical city limits --will crawl out from under the (flooded) holes they've been hunkered down in and begin looting and pillaging. It will make the Rodney King and LA Laker championship riots/mob scenes look like amateur's work, which, in fact, it is. After all, no one can rip off other people like a well trained Looosianna Cajun, ya know, Robicheaux? A long tradition of con artists and thieves from Huey P. Long to the people who convinced the state's citizenry that the Lottery proceeds would actually go into the school's coffers has paved the way for a well established precedent to take place as soon as the weather clears.
Mark it down!
Totem
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- My Prediction Concerning Hurricane Katrina
My Prediction Concerning Hurricane KatrinaFollow
Yeah but how.....It's "Supposedly" going to be underwater for quite awhile. So is the first place they go to gonna be a scuba shop or something?
If the town is flooded will there be anything to pillage? Water logged TV's don't sound very appealing.
Hard to loot with giardia, unless you're looting a toilet bowl.
You mean that, in the chaotic period following a major distaster, you predict that people will act unlawfully?
Holy sh[i][/i]it, Kreskin! What lottery numbers should I play?
Holy sh[i][/i]it, Kreskin! What lottery numbers should I play?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
As long as the sh[b][/b]it is cleaned up by Mardi Gras...Soracloud Quick Hands wrote:
As long as the sh[b][/b]it is cleaned up by Mardi Gras...You didn't know? This storm is supposed to clean up all the left over **** from the last Mardi Gras.
I tried to loot a subway after one of the hurricanes that happened last year. All i got was some cheese, but it was good
Here is to hoping that all of the looters die from looting during a major huricane.
If they live to spawn another generation I'm not sure what Darwin advocates will be able to say.
Okay, that sucked, but it gives you an idea.
If they live to spawn another generation I'm not sure what Darwin advocates will be able to say.
Jed wrote:
Hey Earl, you think its okay, what with the 20 foot wall of water and all?
Earl wrote:
Yea, we gots my john boat.
FOX wrote:
And apparently two men were found this morning by salvage crews working to clear a Lowes store. The men had drowned to death inside the Lowes store. The bodies were found near the Bait and Tackle isle with a john boat lodged in hardware that clearly did not belong in the store. The john boat's name was Goat. Now to Trina with some huge melons and the weather.
Okay, that sucked, but it gives you an idea.
I was going to say that sales of sump pumps and water wings would go up but hey I guess the people are just gonna steal em.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I just hope Katrina makes her way to my neck of the woods. Alwas down for a natural disaster/major catastrophe.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Redneck caught stealing lawn srpinklers!
A local man of New Orleans was caught today, with a wagon full of stolen lawn sprinklers and a bottle of Ky jelly.
When we asked the man why he would steal lawn sprinklers after a hurricane here was his response: "well dem der watta peoples shut off my waters last month. My lawns is all dried and grass is dying, so i's was gunna use tese to water my lawns.
We arrested the main standing in front of his house knee deep in water. We then asked him why he was going to water his lawn when it was already 3 feet underwater. There was no response as the man was to pre-occupied trying to pick his nose with handcuffs on.
We refrained from asking him what the Ky jelly was for...
Edited, Mon Aug 29 14:30:51 2005 by Proroc
A local man of New Orleans was caught today, with a wagon full of stolen lawn sprinklers and a bottle of Ky jelly.
When we asked the man why he would steal lawn sprinklers after a hurricane here was his response: "well dem der watta peoples shut off my waters last month. My lawns is all dried and grass is dying, so i's was gunna use tese to water my lawns.
We arrested the main standing in front of his house knee deep in water. We then asked him why he was going to water his lawn when it was already 3 feet underwater. There was no response as the man was to pre-occupied trying to pick his nose with handcuffs on.
We refrained from asking him what the Ky jelly was for...
Edited, Mon Aug 29 14:30:51 2005 by Proroc
I predict Master P will say "Uhhhhh, na na na NA!" when he sees his twenty million dollar mansion floating away.
#14REDACTED,
Posted: Aug 29 2005 at 1:30 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Because it wouldnt be insured or anything
http://goodbyelou.ytmnd.com/
http://hurricizzle.ytmnd.com/
Edited, Mon Aug 29 14:42:28 2005 by Lefein
http://hurricizzle.ytmnd.com/
Edited, Mon Aug 29 14:42:28 2005 by Lefein
Totem wrote:
As soon as it is meteorlogically feasible, every last criminal and ne'r-do-well-- which pretty much describes everyone within the geographical city limits --will crawl out from under the (flooded) holes they've been hunkered down in and begin looting and pillagin
Which is pretty much everyone bunkered down in the Superdome.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Well, Jophiel, I am glad to see you recognise my precogniscent abilities. Your numbers are as follows: 9, 23, 27, 40, 46, and 58.
However, I do detect a certain, shall we say, scoffing tone in your post. In such a law abiding city as Chicago, I'm sure that mere acts of nonviolent civil disobedience pass for the very fabric of civilization tearing apart, but in Nawlines a day without homocide or assault with intent to cause great bodily injury is like a day without sunshine-- which is precisely what has been building up for the past several days.
You haven't lived until you have experienced a coconut being thrown MLB style at your head during one of the tamer Mardi Gras celebrations. And this is what constitutes a gentle and kid friendly parade.
So, really, what is the difference between those cooped up inside the Supewrdome and those penned inside Angola State Prison? It's simple, really. My black and repressed brothers and sisters out on the green green astroturf of the Saints will be released in approximately twelve hours.
Chicago ain't got nuthin' on Nawlines, white bread.
Totem
However, I do detect a certain, shall we say, scoffing tone in your post. In such a law abiding city as Chicago, I'm sure that mere acts of nonviolent civil disobedience pass for the very fabric of civilization tearing apart, but in Nawlines a day without homocide or assault with intent to cause great bodily injury is like a day without sunshine-- which is precisely what has been building up for the past several days.
You haven't lived until you have experienced a coconut being thrown MLB style at your head during one of the tamer Mardi Gras celebrations. And this is what constitutes a gentle and kid friendly parade.
So, really, what is the difference between those cooped up inside the Supewrdome and those penned inside Angola State Prison? It's simple, really. My black and repressed brothers and sisters out on the green green astroturf of the Saints will be released in approximately twelve hours.
Chicago ain't got nuthin' on Nawlines, white bread.
Totem
What, and have my people move off the plantation, proof? That'd just mean The Man has beaten us psychologically as well as physically. The entire city of Nawlines is one big plantation breeding shack, brothah. You oughta know better.
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
What, and have my people move off the plantation, proof? That'd just mean The Man has beaten us psychologically as well as physically. The entire city of Nawlines is one big plantation breeding shack, brothah. You oughta know better.
After today, it's going to be one big mosquito breeding pond instead.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
For some reason I will always associate Totem with the song "Hard Times" by Chris Thomas King of the O Brother Where Art Thou Soundtrack
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Debalic wrote:
After today, it's going to be one big mosquito breeding pond instead.
Hmmm, what will mosquitos be like after breeding in sewage mixed with chemical plant spill-off?
Totem wrote:
In such a law abiding city as Chicago, I'm sure that mere acts of nonviolent civil disobedience pass for the very fabric of civilization tearing apart, but in Nawlines a day without homocide or assault with intent to cause great bodily injury is like a day without sunshine-- which is precisely what has been building up for the past several days.
Well, that only makes your prediction of criminal disobedience following the disaster even more amazing.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Lefein wrote:
Debalic wrote:
After today, it's going to be one big mosquito breeding pond instead.
Hmmm, what will mosquitos be like after breeding in sewage mixed with chemical plant spill-off?
Apache gunships, I'd imagine.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Recent Visitors: 207
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (207)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- My Prediction Concerning Hurricane Katrina
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC