Ever hear the song "Desperado"?
Skeet brings a simmilar song to mind. Observe:
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Bah, lower his post count by about 5000 and all of a sudden people wouldn't be so quick to side with him.
Des...peration. Why don't you come to your senses?
You've been deemed a moron by consensus!
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Quantity does not equal quality, folks.
Oh...Desperation! If you can't respond with facts...
Might as well try random guesses!
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I'd say you are a has-been Smash, but I wasn't around when you supposedly were entertaining, so for all I know you are a never-was, and definitely a never-will-be.
*everybody* Desssssperation! Time to sharpen your defenses.
Aren't you tired of being beat down, like an ovum during menses?
/yawn. I have more origniality in a single chromozone of a pubic hair cell than you can concieve of.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.