Promoting sillinessFollow

And now for something completely different...

"Well, the spam, egg, sausage and spam hasn't got much spam in it."

In other news, I'm giving Alla Premium a try.

I had a silly night tonight.

I decided that my young Paladin could really use a pair of Power Sandals. VIT +3 is tasty for a young Paladin.

Power Sandals are an EX quest item. Getting them entails making a bet with a dude in Selbina on whether you can get HIM the sandals from Davoi, finding the bloody things, and stiffing him out of the sandals by never talking to him again.

I activate the quest, hop a bird to Davoi, and go Urn hunting.

Can't find it anywhere, read something about the center island being accessible only through Monastic Cavern (mind you, I've only been in Davoi twice, and don't have a map of either place).

Find the correct zone to Monastic Cavern, get lost for a while, finally get to the center island with one Prism Powder left.

I pop the powder, walk about 5 feet, and finally find my Urn. Surrounded by 7 orcs, with 3 Farkillers not far away.

I wait till they spread out and aren't looking, cancel invis, and go to check the Urn.

"You cannot perform that action while invisible."

WTF?

*tries again

"You cannot perform that action while invisible."
"You cannot perform that action while invisible."
"You cannot perform that action while invisible."

...

Meanwhile the game decides that Orcs can perform hideous and horrible actions upon me while I'm stuck being told I'm invisible when I'm not.

"Nataraja was defeated and anally raped by every single Orc in Davoi."

I was so irritated I decided to just chill there until my counter ran down and I got kicked back to HP.

By some strange fluke this did not happen. With 20 minutes to go a JP xp pt happened by, killed all the orcs close by, and raised me.

I immediately check the urn (now that the game believes me when I say I'm not invisible...), thank the JP WHM profusely, and proceed to run right past him headfirst into an orc, while naked. I deathwarp home.

I really want to know what that WHM thought of that, as I don't know that he could see my Urn.

Crazy Americans... ^^

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there, Ive donated some silliness today








and I should be mean.....but for those of you who think Im a raving lunatic now: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com


Edited, Thu Dec 30 17:23:24 2004 by TheRealElkal

btw Garan it was MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH better than Lucas' Episode III ^^

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

Immanuel Kant was a real ****-ant
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Froederich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stewart Mill of his own free will
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
'alf a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
'I drink, therefore I am'

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!"

The Continuing Adventures of Joe Adventurer. Episode IV.

I was walking through Jeuno as I usually do on Iceday when a man I knew from San d'Oria approached me and told me that I should rush to the Embassy at once. Apparently the Ambassador had gone off to Delkfutt's Tower by herself.

I, of course, was immediately consumed by thoughts of the worst kind. The Ambassador was a long time family friend. I quickly thanked the man and proceeded with haste to the Embassy. Upon arriving, there was hurried discusion of the situation and it was decided that I should leave at once.

I raced down the central staircase of Jeuno and headed for the tunnel into Qufim Island. Lightening traced the sky as I wound my way through Qufim's icy terrain. Along the way I saw numerous parties of adventurers fighting beasts of all kinds in sometimes fatal attempts to rid the island of the Beastmen.

As I neared the tower, a party sat licking it's wounds from a particularily bloody fight against a wight. One of their number lay dead. As I came close, one of them raised a hand to me. I could see the anguish in their eyes as I approached. But, no, my quest was too great, I ran past and muttered my apologies. <No, Thanks.> <I have plans.>

I entered the tower and raced through the corridors, seeing no sign of the Ambassador I headed for the stairs. She must have gone up.

After a considerable trip to the top, with five or six rests and a detour from the 8th floor back to the 7th. I was completely drained. I sat on the floor of the highest point in the tower and wiped the sweat from my brow. I was startled to my feet by the sound of footsteps approaching. HUGE footsteps. A Gigas rounded the corner and immediately headed towards me.

"What business do you have here?" It boomed. I, then, noticed the Nitewatch Security emblem on it's shoulder.

"Oh thank Altana. I am looking for the San d'Orian Ambassador. Have you seen her?"

"Why yes I have she's in the lobby."

"You mean I came all the way up for nothing?!?! Those stairs are murder."

"Why didn't you just use the elevator?" I stared at him. The elevator. He took by my expression that I knew nothing of the elevator and pulled out a massive set of keys. He handed me one and explained that I could keep it. He had others.

Obtained: Delkfutt's Tower Key.

I muttered my thanks and decended to the lobby where I met the Ambassador.

"Ambassador I'm glad I found you. It appears you left your Linkpearl in your office and they have been trying to reach you." I passed to her the linkpearl in my possession.

"What? Oh, this isn't mine. This is." She held up a pearl of her own. "Oh dear I didn't have it turned on."

I seethed.

"You.... didn't.... have it.... turned... Why you forgetful mother of a goat. I came all this way because you're an idiot!?!? Oh no you don't. Don't pull that old woman crap on me! Oh stop whimpering you pathetic old...."

FIN

Edited, Fri Dec 31 20:30:32 2004 by GaranTheElvaan

Sorry, shameless bump, more silliness, less falling off the first page...

/wave Kyotokombat
/em hands Kyoto a pint of the dark beer and cheers the mithra on!

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"Great Googily-moogily" is the silliest statement on the planet.

Looks more like monkey country from where I'm standing. You and that third arm you have growing outta your ***.



I bet you have prehensile toes as well.

Edited, Sun Jan 23 18:57:03 2005 by nataraja

Any mention? But I just mentioned it, and you responded to it! I hardly think that counts as ignoring. Perhaps ignorance, at least so far as the definition of "ignore" goes...

You should spend less time growing supernumery appendages and more time cultivating consistancy! ^^

Edited, Mon Jan 24 02:29:44 2005 by nataraja

Memo to Arondight:

Flaming is only permited in this thread under one condition, and one condition only, that being it MUST be silly. Funny is is acceptable as long as it is a silly funny. Angry is outright.

lmao

SHORYUKIN!