Yeah.
I'm on these pills for my intestines (I might have Chron's disease) that is supposed to help with my digestive tract and stuff, but theres also a narcotic in it.
So, I took the millimeter-in-diameter sized pill before I went to the bathroom earlier today, and yeah...I woke up thirty minutes later on the john.
And that was the highlight of my day.
Damn, I have a boring life, that will probably be sub-defaulted in about 5, or less, minutes.
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So, I fell asleep on the toilet todayFollow
Damn I wish I could do that.
[********** happens.
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You and Mindel can relate.
EliteBeatAgent wrote:
Damn I wish I could do that.
I don't even remember falling asleep. I was just sitting there, and then like, I had a dream that I was on my back porch with my dogs and my gameboy, and I was dancing to very loud techno music (and there is no way there was loud techno music playing outside, I live in @#%^ing white-bread suburbia). I then awoke to my brother running up the stairs. It was kinda weird.
I then fell asleep for the rest of the afternoon and well into supper time, but I fell asleep on my bed, not the toilet.
Edited, Oct 16th 2007 10:25pm by Whoads
Better than failing alseep with...
So not even going there.
So not even going there.
Wow, your legs must have been incredibly numb after that.
Mazra wrote:
I looked out the window and saw a big fireball in the sky. I'm not going outside until it's gone.
That's the best story I've heard so far this week.
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
That's the best story I've heard so far this week.
Araxius, Eater of Souls wrote:
You and Mindel can relate.
And Belkira
So.. belky has chrons, Mindel is a narc, and now whoads is in between? A whoads sammich?
I woke up naked and sitting in my recliner yesterday. It was almost two in the afternoon. I crawled to the couch and went back to sleep.
A fine story indeed.
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I fell asleep on the toilet
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I woke up naked and sitting in my recliner yesterday. It was almost two in the afternoon. I crawled to the couch and went back to sleep.
I hope it wasn't a leather/vinyl recliner, because that would make for a sticky situation.
Mazra wrote:
I looked out the window and saw a big fireball in the sky. I'm not going outside until it's gone.
Lady Tasera wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I woke up naked and sitting in my recliner yesterday. It was almost two in the afternoon. I crawled to the couch and went back to sleep.
I hope it wasn't a leather/vinyl recliner, because that would make for a sticky situation.
Naked, sitting in a recliner, with a full cup of milky tea on his desk, and a skype headset on.
True story.
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Lady Tasera wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I woke up naked and sitting in my recliner yesterday. It was almost two in the afternoon. I crawled to the couch and went back to sleep.
I hope it wasn't a leather/vinyl recliner, because that would make for a sticky situation.
Naked, sitting in a recliner, with a full cup of milky tea on his desk, and a skype headset on.
True story.
Aripyanfar, hows those wierd little barkingyanfar babies coming?
Blacktuesday wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Lady Tasera wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I woke up naked and sitting in my recliner yesterday. It was almost two in the afternoon. I crawled to the couch and went back to sleep.
I hope it wasn't a leather/vinyl recliner, because that would make for a sticky situation.
Naked, sitting in a recliner, with a full cup of milky tea on his desk, and a skype headset on.
True story.
Aripyanfar, hows those wierd little barkingyanfar babies coming?
When they roll over, they scratch up my placenta something horrid. But the pain is bearable.
Sadly there was no cybersex involved. Dyadem, Allegory, Overburn and TaruBSTchef were all chaperoning us at various times. It reminded me not to take advantage of a drunk who had promised me he wouldn't remember anything in the morning.
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 1:06am by Aripyanfar
Falling asleep on the toilet really hurts your ***** Did it a couple of times when I worked in holland, Not on prescription though.
Anyway, I didn't mean to hijack the thread. I want to be kept posted about Whoad's health. It's a major bummer to have a serious chronic illness. You can live a full life with one, but you have to find a key in your head to allow you to be majorly mentally optimistic, and you have to make such an effort to enjoy the things as they are (or at least the things going on around you outside your body), and not all the time internally wail over everything you have lost, and all the pain you are in.
I've heard a little of Chron's disease before. Some people have great sucess with (this is done via doctors and rigorous medical science, I swear) a carefully measured dose they take every so often of eggs of a tiny little intestinal parasite worm. Apparently the itty bitty worms affect the guts in such a way as to get rid of almost all the Chron's disease symptoms.
I've heard a little of Chron's disease before. Some people have great sucess with (this is done via doctors and rigorous medical science, I swear) a carefully measured dose they take every so often of eggs of a tiny little intestinal parasite worm. Apparently the itty bitty worms affect the guts in such a way as to get rid of almost all the Chron's disease symptoms.
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