http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301736,00.html
I'd marry a robot.
You would too.
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You mean people don't already have sex with robots?
A Prishe Robot amirite?
Sadly, the honeymoon would still be over the moment you found out that your new Robowife isn't going to give head anymore.
Kaelesh wrote:
Sadly, the honeymoon would still be over the moment you found out that your new Robowife isn't going to give head anymore.
So, how IS that honeymoon phase going?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
Sadly, the honeymoon would still be over the moment you found out that your new Robowife isn't going to give head anymore.
So, how IS that honeymoon phase going?
The mood-swings point to pregnancy.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
So if marriage is legal by 2050, it's reasonable to assume that sex with robots will be possible quite a bit before that, right?
Robots would have to become a HELL of a lot more lifelike in 40 years for anyone sane to consider it.
I dunno about you guys, but I'd be affraid to stick my johnson in some cold, potentially dangerous, silicon hole of whirring parts & moving pistons.
Plus a sex conversation similar to that of igod would just kill the moment.
"BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP YES, YES, GIVE TO ME IT!"
I dunno about you guys, but I'd be affraid to stick my johnson in some cold, potentially dangerous, silicon hole of whirring parts & moving pistons.
Plus a sex conversation similar to that of igod would just kill the moment.
"BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP YES, YES, GIVE TO ME IT!"
Samira wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
Sadly, the honeymoon would still be over the moment you found out that your new Robowife isn't going to give head anymore.
So, how IS that honeymoon phase going?
Oh, I married a Korean girl... they love to put things in their mouths so I'm doing great!
All you white ******* could learn a thing or two from your communistic cousins.
Oh dammit, I saw this on Fox News at a TGIF Friday bar and was going to post it. Me and some lady were both there to get take-out. I alerted her to the news headline, "Robot Lust", and we both had WTF? expressions on our faces. Then the barkeep started laughing.
Mazra wrote:
I looked out the window and saw a big fireball in the sky. I'm not going outside until it's gone.
jklotros wrote:
Robots would have to become a HELL of a lot more lifelike in 40 years for anyone sane to consider it.
I dunno about you guys, but I'd be affraid to stick my johnson in some cold, potentially dangerous, silicon hole of whirring parts & moving pistons.
Plus a sex conversation similar to that of igod would just kill the moment.
"BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP YES, YES, GIVE TO ME IT!"
I dunno about you guys, but I'd be affraid to stick my johnson in some cold, potentially dangerous, silicon hole of whirring parts & moving pistons.
Plus a sex conversation similar to that of igod would just kill the moment.
"BEEP BEEP BLIP BEEP YES, YES, GIVE TO ME IT!"
It's like having sex with the maid from the Jetsons.
Duchess Overburn wrote:
It's like having sex with the maid from the Jetsons.
Mazra wrote:
I looked out the window and saw a big fireball in the sky. I'm not going outside until it's gone.
Lady Tasera wrote:
Duchess Overburn wrote:
It's like having sex with the maid from the Jetsons.
I'd tap it.
I'd buy a robot wife just to make her dance the robot constantly.
I wish I could find that CLANG CLANG CLANG thing.
You have to consider, a newly made realdoll is 7000 USD right? and they just look somewhat real...they lack internal computers and the like...
also, would these robo wives do stuff? like could they be on top while you just lay there?
Sex with a robot would be kind of boring...I think...I mean - they don't feel anything...and if they'd be capable of doing all the "work" then I sort of fail to see how it's different than a new form of *************
I can't really properly describe what I'm trying to say - but I think when you take away the "she's a living being and I'm ******* her brains out aspect" sex would become...much less enjoyable. "lol I'm sticking my meatrod into a tin can designed to accept my meatrod lulz -she can't feel me and can't deny me anything I ask lololololol"
In truth...the ability to enjoy a healthy relationship involves good times as well as bad times...and with a robot companion I fail to see how one could fulfill such a thing.
also, would these robo wives do stuff? like could they be on top while you just lay there?
Sex with a robot would be kind of boring...I think...I mean - they don't feel anything...and if they'd be capable of doing all the "work" then I sort of fail to see how it's different than a new form of *************
I can't really properly describe what I'm trying to say - but I think when you take away the "she's a living being and I'm ******* her brains out aspect" sex would become...much less enjoyable. "lol I'm sticking my meatrod into a tin can designed to accept my meatrod lulz -she can't feel me and can't deny me anything I ask lololololol"
In truth...the ability to enjoy a healthy relationship involves good times as well as bad times...and with a robot companion I fail to see how one could fulfill such a thing.
Himmelskralle, ****** Superhero wrote:
You have to consider, a newly made realdoll is 7000 USD right? and they just look somewhat real...they lack internal computers and the like...
also, would these robo wives do stuff? like could they be on top while you just lay there?
Sex with a robot would be kind of boring...I think...I mean - they don't feel anything...and if they'd be capable of doing all the "work" then I sort of fail to see how it's different than a new form of *************
I can't really properly describe what I'm trying to say - but I think when you take away the "she's a living being and I'm @#%^ing her brains out aspect" sex would become...much less enjoyable. "lol I'm sticking my meatrod into a tin can designed to accept my meatrod lulz -she can't feel me and can't deny me anything I ask lololololol"
In truth...the ability to enjoy a healthy relationship involves good times as well as bad times...and with a robot companion I fail to see how one could fulfill such a thing.
also, would these robo wives do stuff? like could they be on top while you just lay there?
Sex with a robot would be kind of boring...I think...I mean - they don't feel anything...and if they'd be capable of doing all the "work" then I sort of fail to see how it's different than a new form of *************
I can't really properly describe what I'm trying to say - but I think when you take away the "she's a living being and I'm @#%^ing her brains out aspect" sex would become...much less enjoyable. "lol I'm sticking my meatrod into a tin can designed to accept my meatrod lulz -she can't feel me and can't deny me anything I ask lololololol"
In truth...the ability to enjoy a healthy relationship involves good times as well as bad times...and with a robot companion I fail to see how one could fulfill such a thing.
Himmelskralle, ****** Superhero wrote:
You have to consider, a newly made realdoll is 7000 USD right? and they just look somewhat real...they lack internal computers and the like...
I certainly don't want the used model...
Well, depends on the price.
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What the hell is it with Prishe? I find her to be extremely annoying.
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A Prishe Robot amirite?
What the hell is it with Prishe? I find her to be extremely annoying.
YOU GUYS!
What about same sex marriage with robots?
We just like creating problems.
What about same sex marriage with robots?
We just like creating problems.TurinAlexander wrote:
Well, depends on the price.
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What the hell is it with Prishe? I find her to be extremely annoying.
Also
Quote:
A Prishe Robot amirite?
What the hell is it with Prishe? I find her to be extremely annoying.
You just want the deluxe "See-Three-Pee-Holes" edition, admit it.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Professor Tsukinomahou wrote:
So if marriage is legal by 2050, it's reasonable to assume that sex with robots will be possible quite a bit before that, right?
You mean it's not already?
*shuffling noises as I put the 'equipment' away*
Samira wrote:
You just want the deluxe "See-Three-Pee-Holes" edition, admit it.
l. m. f. a. o.
Kaelesh wrote:
Samira wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
Sadly, the honeymoon would still be over the moment you found out that your new Robowife isn't going to give head anymore.
So, how IS that honeymoon phase going?
Oh, I married a Korean girl... they love to put things in their mouths so I'm doing great!
All you white ******* could learn a thing or two from your communistic cousins.
The only reason why Asians aren't afraid to put things in our mouth is because we eat the weird stuff.
It's all fun and games til someone gets electro-gonorrhea.
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