Jophiel wrote:
But I'd still be surprised to learn that more than 1% of the planet's land area is covered with concrete.
You can leave me to my wild theories? Thanks Joph, thanks a bunch. I think that, on a whole, my proposal was vastly cooler then your answer. All the planet needs is a stinger and we can finally get rid of those Martians, ya grok?
RJ wrote:
But really, how the sh*t did you crack a glass counter with the ring? were you angry and punching it repeatedly?
I talk with my hands and it just hit the counter and it popped.
Dues Ex Machina wrote:
I thought eyebrows were there to prevent sweat from running down into your eyes.
Like I said in the OP, I know why we need them but I wear sunglasses all day, everyday. I wear them when I hump the ladies. I don't need eyebrows and I thought for sure I would devolve them by now.
Beer God wrote:
My Tungsten Ring has a big chip on it icon It chipped where they made the cut to size it. I haven't broken anything with it yet, though my Jewelers face will probably be first.
You can't size Tungsten so I would have a talk with your jeweler. Because
something ain't right.
And on a side note, I thought yesterday was Monday. My soda (which I did not shake) exploded on me this morning and that **** is usually reserved for Mondays.
It chipped where they made the cut to size it. I haven't broken anything with it yet, though my Jewelers face will probably be first. 
