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#1 Oct 15 2007 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent
Okay, cats and kittens, I think if I see one more ding thread premised on questioning whether or not it's a valid ding, I'm going to vomit. We need to clear things up.

The Official Rules as ding threads are concerned are as follows:

1) Dings threads are made at 1k, 4, 5k, and 10k.
2) No one cares about dings at >10k.
3) You may not call a poster in a ding thread "nub" (or any variation thereof) if they have a larger post count than you.

Some unofficial rules that appear to be prominent are:
* You may ding any even number greater than 1k, so long as you do not fail.
* You may ding other numbers if your ding thread is at least EPIC.
* You don't make a 10k failding. You just don't.
* Admin ding threads start as EPIC and go up from there.

A new rule I would like to propose:
* Asking if your ding thread is a valid ding causes instant fail.


Thoughts? Feelings? Do we need a ding threads nicene council?

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 1:26pm by Mindel
#2 Oct 15 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
your not going to vomit.
#3 Oct 15 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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Can I just skip a ding thread at 10k?
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#4 Oct 15 2007 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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As 10K gets closer I'm having ding anxiety disorder. What if my 10K ding fails? I don't think I could live with myself.

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#5 Oct 15 2007 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
I also vote that any Official Ding Thread (1k, 4K, 5k, and 10k) that involves no effort at all or tell us its not a ding thread are not allowed. If you expect to be taken serious, you should at least try.
#6 Oct 15 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:

Do we need a ding threads nicene council?



Smiley: laugh
#7 Oct 15 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
As 10K gets closer I'm having ding anxiety disorder. What if my 10K ding fails? I don't think I could live with myself.
Tell me about it. Smiley: lol
#8 Oct 15 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Decent
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A new rule I would like to propose:
* Asking if your ding thread is a valid ding causes instant fail.


agreed.

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Do we need a ding threads nicene council?


would they get to wear cool costumes?
#9 Oct 15 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
I also vote that any Official Ding Thread (1k, 4K, 5k, and 10k) that involves no effort at all or tell us its not a ding thread are not allowed. If you expect to be taken serious, you should at least try.


YOU ARE NOT HELPING MY ANXIETY! Smiley: mad
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#10 Oct 15 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
I also vote that any Official Ding Thread (1k, 4K, 5k, and 10k) that involves no effort at all or tell us its not a ding thread are not allowed. If you expect to be taken serious, you should at least try.
Absolutely. If you can't make a good ding, just don't bother. Failing any of the Big Four is a shame that can't be lived down.
#11 Oct 15 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Can I just skip a ding thread at 10k?

No.

And isn't it about time we start debating on Mindel's name? You know.. so we can all decide on one and then have Danalog choose something all on his own.
#12 Oct 15 2007 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
[***************************** new rule I would like to propose:
* Asking if your ding thread is a valid ding causes instant fail.[/quote]

agreed.

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Do we need a ding threads nicene council?


would they get to wear cool costumes? [/quote]

Humm i hope they don't wear flesh colored costumes with fake genitalia...as a family.
#13 Oct 15 2007 at 9:32 AM Rating: Decent
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Can I just skip a ding thread at 10k?

No.

And isn't it about time we start debating on Mindel's name? You know.. so we can all decide on one and then have Danalog choose something all on his own.


"Just a jew" ?
#14 Oct 15 2007 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
If youw ant an idea of what makes a good Ding Thread LINK (Notable Ding Threads)


Also, Samira, you are one of my favorite posters here and I expect you won't have a problem wowing us some more Smiley: grin
#15 Oct 15 2007 at 9:33 AM Rating: Decent
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Can I just skip a ding thread at 10k?

No.

And isn't it about time we start debating on Mindel's name? You know.. so we can all decide on one and then have Danalog choose something all on his own.

I wish I could figure out why I can't seem to mention Danalog without mentioning spanking. It's like some kind of weird pathology.
#16 Oct 15 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Im not sure I'll make a 4k, I have a plan already for my 5k, a bit pre mature maybe. As for 10k...the AIDs better kill me before I get that far.
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#17REDACTED, Posted: Oct 15 2007 at 9:38 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) This is not a ding thread.
#18 Oct 15 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good
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Im not sure I'll make a 4k, I have a plan already for my 5k, a bit pre mature maybe. As for 10k...the AIDs better kill me before I get that far.


I'll be damned if i make it to 10k...

anyways, the rules sound fine to me, alleviates the pressure of making 2 or 3k ding threads in anycase Smiley: lol
#19 Oct 15 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
Quadkit wrote:
This is not a ding thread.
Did you work that out all by yourself, or did you get someone to help you?
#20 Oct 15 2007 at 9:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Mindel wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
This is not a ding thread.
Did you work that out all by yourself, or did you get someone to help you?
I thought about sending him a PM, so he'd know. Guess one of you beat me to it.
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#21 Oct 15 2007 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent
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I also insist that 2112 be an official ding.
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#22 Oct 15 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Mindel wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
This is not a ding thread.
Did you work that out all by yourself, or did you get someone to help you?


I figured it was my job to point out the obvious, seeing as how Lobster has yet to jump on this thread.

Edit: Cattattack is right.

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 11:43am by Quadkit
#23 Oct 15 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Decent
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
This is not a ding thread.
Did you work that out all by yourself, or did you get someone to help you?
I thought about sending him a PM, so he'd know. Guess one of you beat me to it.


It was me, in an attempt to save Mindel's thread from ultimaet desturcton. I am her hero, after all.

Looks like I failed. Smiley: frown
#24 Oct 15 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
If youw ant an idea of what makes a good Ding Thread LINK (Notable Ding Threads)


I'm still sad that my "not really a ding" post didn't make it on there.
#25 Oct 15 2007 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
If youw ant an idea of what makes a good Ding Thread LINK (Notable Ding Threads)


After scanning through some of the older threads.. I see that I used to be a much better poster and was generally well liked.

What happened with that? Smiley: laugh
#26 Oct 15 2007 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
After scanning through some of the older threads.. I see that I used to be a much better poster and was generally well liked.

What happened with that? Smiley: laugh


Threesome, Mommy's Bar and The Ring all probably helped you on your new road.


Edit: I like you, but you're fun to pick at.

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 2:49pm by Uglysasquatch
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