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#1 Oct 12 2007 at 5:58 AM Rating: Good
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/10/11/mexico.slaying.ap/index.html

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MEXICO CITY, Mexico (AP) -- An aspiring horror novelist was arrested after police discovered his girlfriend's torso in his closet, a leg in the refrigerator and bones in a cereal box, the city prosecutor's spokesman said Thursday.
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Jose Luis Calva receives medical attention after being hit by a car while trying to elude police on October 8.

Nearby they found the draft of a novel titled "Cannibalistic Instincts," said the official, who spoke on customary condition of anonymity.

Jose Luis Calva told police he had boiled some of his girlfriend's flesh but that he hadn't eaten it, the spokesman said.

The official also confirmed other details released by the prosecutor's office Wednesday night: that body parts were spread throughout the apartment, and that Calva is being investigated in the deaths of three women whose mutilated bodies had been found in and around the capital.

The prosecutor's office said Calva tried to escape when officers entered his apartment, but was struck by a car and hasn't recovered enough to give a formal statement to police.

Police had come to Calva's apartment Monday to investigate the disappearance of his girlfriend, Alejandra Galeana, a 30-year-old pharmacy clerk and single mother, according to the prosecutor's office.

The office said that parts of her dismembered body was discovered in a closet, the refrigerator and inside a cereal box.

Calva also is being investigated in the mutilation killings of an unidentified prostitute in April and an ex-girlfriend whose body was found in 2004, the prosecutor's office said.



So, the guy is writing a horror book about cannibalism, kills and boils parts of his girlfriend, but he didn't eat her. Riiiight.
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#2 Oct 12 2007 at 6:00 AM Rating: Good
Well, they do say to write what you know...
#3 Oct 12 2007 at 6:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Oct 12 2007 at 6:02 AM Rating: Good
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The office said that parts of her dismembered body was discovered in a closet, the refrigerator and inside a cereal box.



Why the cereal box...?



#5 Oct 12 2007 at 6:05 AM Rating: Excellent
Kyoshindi wrote:
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The office said that parts of her dismembered body was discovered in a closet, the refrigerator and inside a cereal box.



Why the cereal box...?





Because he planned to murder a few more women and stick their bones in a cereal box so he could be called the cereal killer?
#6 Oct 12 2007 at 6:05 AM Rating: Good
Maybe he didn't like the taste?
#7 Oct 12 2007 at 6:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kyoshindi wrote:
Why the cereal box...?





For the irony
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#8 Oct 12 2007 at 6:05 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kyoshindi wrote:
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The office said that parts of her dismembered body was discovered in a closet, the refrigerator and inside a cereal box.



Why the cereal box...?





Because he planned to murder a few more women and stick their bones in a cereal box so he could be called the cereal killer?


Smiley: disappointed
#9 Oct 12 2007 at 6:06 AM Rating: Good
Galkaman wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kyoshindi wrote:
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The office said that parts of her dismembered body was discovered in a closet, the refrigerator and inside a cereal box.



Why the cereal box...?





Because he planned to murder a few more women and stick their bones in a cereal box so he could be called the cereal killer?


Smiley: disappointed


It's early. I'm tired. Someone was going to do it, why not me?
#10 Oct 12 2007 at 8:17 AM Rating: Decent
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kyoshindi wrote:
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The office said that parts of her dismembered body was discovered in a closet, the refrigerator and inside a cereal box.



Why the cereal box...?





Because he planned to murder a few more women and stick their bones in a cereal box so he could be called the cereal killer?


Smiley: disappointed


It's early. I'm tired. Someone was going to do it, why not me?


I laughed.

Then I cried.

Then I did the Smiley: disappointed
#11 Oct 12 2007 at 8:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kyoshindi wrote:
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The office said that parts of her dismembered body was discovered in a closet, the refrigerator and inside a cereal box.



Why the cereal box...?





Because he planned to murder a few more women and stick their bones in a cereal box so he could be called the cereal killer?


Smiley: disappointed


It's early. I'm tired. Someone was going to do it, why not me?



I thought it was lol-able.
#12 Oct 12 2007 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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How did that one song go?

"I loved her, but I had to kill her..."
#13 Oct 12 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
Talk about having a skeleton in your closet.
#14 Oct 12 2007 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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NuclearMayhem the Braindead wrote:
Talk about having a skeleton in your closet.


Smiley: disappointed
#15 Oct 12 2007 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
NuclearMayhem the Braindead wrote:
Talk about having a skeleton in your closet.


Smiley: disappointed


Wasn't any worse than mine. Smiley: lol

Edited, Oct 12th 2007 11:50am by Belkira
#16 Oct 12 2007 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Wasn't any worse than mine. Smiley: lol


I laughed at yours Smiley: laugh
#17 Oct 12 2007 at 9:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
NuclearMayhem the Braindead wrote:
Talk about having a skeleton in your closet.


Smiley: disappointed



Does this mean I should feel uncool for laughing at both Belks and Nucs?
#18 Oct 12 2007 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Did you know you can get mad people disease from being a cannibal?

True story.
#19 Oct 12 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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FlixEffect, Assassin Reject wrote:
Does this mean I should feel uncool for laughing at both Belks and Nucs?


Belks was funny, but Nuclear's was a slightly more lame than Belk's was funny.

I'd say one cigarette should cool you back up, you know.. since only the cool kids smoke.
#20 Oct 12 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
Did you know you can get mad people disease from being a cannibal?

True story.




Smiley: lol

















Dammit... I fail
#21 Oct 12 2007 at 9:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
FlixEffect, Assassin Reject wrote:
Does this mean I should feel uncool for laughing at both Belks and Nucs?


Belks was funny, but Nuclear's was a slightly more lame than Belk's was funny.

I'd say one cigarette should cool you back up, you know.. since only the cool kids smoke.



Im gonna have to pull one of these. ._.)

Edited, Oct 12th 2007 10:24am by FlixEffect
#22 Oct 12 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
How did that one song go?

"I loved her, but I had to kill her... So I could write a book."



Oh wait... That was Simpson.
#23 Oct 12 2007 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kyoshindi wrote:
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The office said that parts of her dismembered body was discovered in a closet, the refrigerator and inside a cereal box.



Why the cereal box...?





Because he planned to murder a few more women and stick their bones in a cereal box so he could be called the cereal killer?


Smiley: disappointed


It's early. I'm tired. Someone was going to do it, why not me?


Because it's hard to be disappointed at you.

Which is fine, because the 2nd one was MUCH worse. I can be disappointed at that now.
#24 Oct 12 2007 at 4:44 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't know why, but this made me actually kind of scared.

Like, that makes me think my wife might be passive aggressive enough to do some **** like that while I'm sleeping.
#25 Oct 12 2007 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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Kakusaijin wrote:
I don't know why, but this made me actually kind of scared.

Like, that makes me think my wife might be passive aggressive enough to do some sh*t like that while I'm sleeping.


If she starts writing a book about cannibalism, head for the hills.
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#26 Oct 12 2007 at 4:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Is that anything like "I did smoke marijuana, but I didn't inhale?"
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