Dilberrt the Mundane wrote:
Pumpkin King after over-indulging...
When I was a slave to the corporate grind we had a pumpkin carving contest one year. I made a pumpkin very similar to the one pictured, except I also bought a huge cow tongue and let it hang lazily out of the pumpkin's mouth0hole. I also added several cans of cat-food for the aroma.
I won second prize, trailing only the girl who painted hers silver and made it into Cinderella's carriage. How lame.