From grinding my teeth trying to talk to this guy about his email.
Yesterday, he said he was looking for email from 10 years ago.
Today, he's looking for email from 2 days ago.
He said that he was sitting there, and suddenly it just started floating off his screen. What do you tell someone like that? "You're old. Go home and take your medication."
Reminded me of another old man in the building who should have retired years ago.
He called and said he's been getting emails from people he hasn't seen since the 60's, and every time he calls the help desk, the emails fade away or the names and message change into another email, or something like that.
PROTIP: The helpdesk can't do anything about LSD flashbacks. Please retire.
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Princess Usagichan wrote:
PROTIP: The helpdesk can't do anything about LSD flashbacks.
You're really of no use to me then.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
LSD would probably make those calls tolerable.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Princess Usagichan wrote:
PROTIP: The helpdesk can't do anything about LSD flashbacks.
You're really of no use to me then.
I've always wondered how LSD flashbacks work, exactly. I mean I know why it happens and all, but is there an approximate average amount of usage needed to trigger them?
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Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Such a load of horse ****!
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Are you demonstrating for me.....?
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Princess Usagichan wrote:
PROTIP: The helpdesk can't do anything about LSD flashbacks.
You're really of no use to me then.
I've always wondered how LSD flashbacks work, exactly. I mean I know why it happens and all, but is there an approximate average amount of usage needed to trigger them?
Never had one and done loads.
What is bagtagging?
What is bagtagging?
revco wrote:
What is bagtagging?
Wrong thread for this question?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Kaain wrote:
I've always wondered how LSD flashbacks work, exactly. I mean I know why it happens and all, but is there an approximate average amount of usage needed to trigger them?
Ahhh, is it true that if you've done it 7 times you can legally be declared insane? Or is that a myth?
I've done it once and ended up in my downstairs bathroom, naked, trying to think of the quickest way to kill myself due to lack of owning a gun. It was a ton of fun until the hallucinating stage kicked in.
We're talking riding a psychedelic 16-foot albatross over an ocean of anime ninjas shooting lasers at me. It was like I had split personalties and the "real me" kept telling "@#%^ed up me" to open his eyes and come back to reality. Every now and then when I'd remember to open them.. the handles on my dresser kept melting and freaking me right the @#%^ out.
Never. Doing. Acid. Again.
Ever.
edit: Fail quote is fail.
Edited, Oct 11th 2007 12:12pm by Kaain
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riding a psychedelic 16-foot albatross over an ocean of anime ninjas shooting lasers at me
Princess Usagichan wrote:
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riding a psychedelic 16-foot albatross over an ocean of anime ninjas shooting lasers at me
You'd think so
It's quite terrifying though.
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
We're talking riding a psychedelic 16-foot albatross over an ocean of anime ninjas shooting lasers at me. It was like I had split personalties and the "real me" kept telling "@#%^ed up me" to open his eyes and come back to reality. Every now and then when I'd remember to open them.. the handles on my dresser kept melting and freaking me right the @#%^ out.
Never. Doing. Acid. Again.
Ever.
edit: Fail quote is fail.
Edited, Oct 11th 2007 12:12pm by Kaain
Thats actually a good reason to take acid.
Edited, Oct 11th 2007 1:21pm by Whoads
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Kaain wrote:
I've always wondered how LSD flashbacks work, exactly. I mean I know why it happens and all, but is there an approximate average amount of usage needed to trigger them?
Ahhh, is it true that if you've done it 7 times you can legally be declared insane? Or is that a myth?
I've done it once and ended up in my downstairs bathroom, naked, trying to think of the quickest way to kill myself due to lack of owning a gun. It was a ton of fun until the hallucinating stage kicked in.
We're talking riding a psychedelic 16-foot albatross over an ocean of anime ninjas shooting lasers at me. It was like I had split personalties and the "real me" kept telling "@#%^ed up me" to open his eyes and come back to reality. Every now and then when I'd remember to open them.. the handles on my dresser kept melting and freaking me right the @#%^ out.
Never. Doing. Acid. Again.
Ever.
edit: Fail quote is fail.
Edited, Oct 11th 2007 12:12pm by Kaain
I loved acid. Amazing to do at a suitable concert with a bit of E to keep you moving.
Though if acid is too intense try shrooms. Gentler.
Don't know about the 7 times declared insane thing.
I do think governments ban it because it makes you question too much though. Ironic since it was the CIA that made it popular in the first place. You never think the same way post acid as you did before taking it.
If you don't know the story of how it came to be, it is well worth a little investigating. Really is a fascinating story.
Also,I'm looking for help.
I've been trying to find a copy of the BBC panorama program where a politician called christopher mayhew took mescaline and was filmed doing it. Anyone know where it can be downloaded?
Though if acid is too intense try shrooms. Gentler.
Don't know about the 7 times declared insane thing.
I do think governments ban it because it makes you question too much though. Ironic since it was the CIA that made it popular in the first place. You never think the same way post acid as you did before taking it.
If you don't know the story of how it came to be, it is well worth a little investigating. Really is a fascinating story.
Also,I'm looking for help.
I've been trying to find a copy of the BBC panorama program where a politician called christopher mayhew took mescaline and was filmed doing it. Anyone know where it can be downloaded?
My most intense trips were caused by sleep deprivation after being awake for a couple days during my meth binges.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
My most intense trips were caused by sleep deprivation after being awake for a couple days during my meth binges.
Not that I've ever experienced this, seeing as I'm an admin now and should project a more professional tone in my posting habits. Never. Wouldn't think of it. And while we're on the subject, what does beer taste like?
Whoads, Star Breaker wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
We're talking riding a psychedelic 16-foot albatross over an ocean of anime ninjas shooting lasers at me. It was like I had split personalties and the "real me" kept telling "@#%^ed up me" to open his eyes and come back to reality. Every now and then when I'd remember to open them.. the handles on my dresser kept melting and freaking me right the @#%^ out.
Never. Doing. Acid. Again.
Ever.
Thats actually a good reason to take acid.
Now I WANT to do acid.
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
Why would something that could effect people in such different ways be some a finite# for being clinically insane? There is a use for LSD and there is a specific disorder which has to do with reacting to LSD in a negative set up. I'm sorry for your bad trip but it helps nothing that you didn't do any research before hand on how it might effect your body and brain.
Hell, I don't know. It was a rumor that floated around my hometown.
What exactly is the "use" for LSD?
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
What exactly is the "use" for LSD?
It was created to make bands like Phish and Greatful Dead, tolerable.
I don't do drugs..no have i ever (well..i did take pain killers before, for fun a few times).
I've done it once and ended up in my downstairs bathroom, naked, trying to think of the quickest way to kill myself due to lack of owning a gun. It was a ton of fun until the hallucinating stage kicked in.
We're talking riding a psychedelic 16-foot albatross over an ocean of anime ninjas shooting lasers at me. It was like I had split personalties and the "real me" kept telling "@#%^ed up me" to open his eyes and come back to reality. Every now and then when I'd remember to open them.. the handles on my dresser kept melting and freaking me right the @#%^ out.
Never. Doing. Acid. Again.
i lol'ed so hard.
I've had this happen, minus the meth.
I had this deep convo with my brother. My mother was there.
I went to bed.
The next day she told me i wasnt allowed to stay up more then 1 day.
I asked why.... Turns out my brother was never really there.
imo, like peepee
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I've done it once and ended up in my downstairs bathroom, naked, trying to think of the quickest way to kill myself due to lack of owning a gun. It was a ton of fun until the hallucinating stage kicked in.
We're talking riding a psychedelic 16-foot albatross over an ocean of anime ninjas shooting lasers at me. It was like I had split personalties and the "real me" kept telling "@#%^ed up me" to open his eyes and come back to reality. Every now and then when I'd remember to open them.. the handles on my dresser kept melting and freaking me right the @#%^ out.
Never. Doing. Acid. Again.
i lol'ed so hard.
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My most intense trips were caused by sleep deprivation after being awake for a couple days during my meth binges.
I've had this happen, minus the meth.
I had this deep convo with my brother. My mother was there.
I went to bed.
The next day she told me i wasnt allowed to stay up more then 1 day.
I asked why.... Turns out my brother was never really there.
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what does beer taste like?
imo, like peepee
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