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#27 Oct 11 2007 at 1:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I can't spend more than ten minutes alone and naked without stroking it, regardless of whether or not I'm in the shower.

If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.


Double entendre much there?


It's every guys fantasy to have two entendres at once.

Actually i think that was just a single entendre.
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Yup. Just one entendre there.
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#28 Oct 11 2007 at 6:07 AM Rating: Decent
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I wish guys felt comfortable whacking it in front of their partners. I think its hawt as hell and I can't get my Fiance to do it in fornt of me. Smiley: cry
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#29 Oct 11 2007 at 6:10 AM Rating: Good
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Your showers actually run out of hot water?

Weirdo Americans....


I showered for more than hour once just because I could and it stayed exactly the same temperature the whole time...
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#30 Oct 11 2007 at 6:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, the ones running off a hot water tank do.

You can get a water heater which heats the incoming water on the fly but I've never really found a need for one.
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#31 Oct 11 2007 at 6:18 AM Rating: Good
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I showered for more than hour once just because I could and it stayed exactly the same temperature the whole time...


Wow... and they call Americans wasteful.
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#32 Oct 11 2007 at 6:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Blacktuesday wrote:
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so i just want to ask. . .

Do you all take Cold/warm/hot showers?

I take cool-cold ones.

Just wonder...


People actually take cold showers aside from making themselves not so horny?


Thats not right.
<3 warm/hot showers.
cold showers suck.

And luxx, you are weird....
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#33 Oct 11 2007 at 6:21 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't shower, I take baths, always have. Helps with my bones and muscles, and I don't feel as rushed. Even taking a bath though I'm done in about 4-5 minutes clean head to toe.
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#34 Oct 11 2007 at 6:22 AM Rating: Good
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I don't shower, I take baths, always have. Helps with my bones and muscles, and I don't feel as rushed. Even taking a bath though I'm done in about 4-5 minutes clean head to toe.


Nothing like soaking in your own filth, that you just tried washing off, right?
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#35 Oct 11 2007 at 6:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Baths are good too, but not for washig.
Baths are good with music on and reading a book.



or with your partner ofcourse =P

Edited, Oct 11th 2007 4:25pm by Aethien
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#36 Oct 11 2007 at 6:43 AM Rating: Decent
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It's like I was telling my wife, the tuna goes IN the damn sandwich, not on it.



Wait, she put the tuna on top of a piece of bread, and you couldn't add 2 and 2 to place the other piece of bread on top?


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#37 Oct 11 2007 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Nothing like soaking in your own filth, that you just tried washing off, right?


great image there. I love baths but I always take a quick shower first for that very reason. But if I'm going to take a bath, it's going to take a long time, so I usually don't have time.

Short showers are for weekdays before I go to work. Long showers are for Saturdays at 11:00
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#38 Oct 11 2007 at 11:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
I don't shower, I take baths, always have. Helps with my bones and muscles, and I don't feel as rushed. Even taking a bath though I'm done in about 4-5 minutes clean head to toe.


Nothing like soaking in your own filth, that you just tried washing off, right?


That's why I take a bath first, then take a shower after, cuz, yuck.
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#39 Oct 11 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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So is anyone else wondering who this "He" Luxx is talking about that happens to live with him and his wife? I guess logic would suggest that either: a) I missed something again; or b) it's his son/cousin/some strange stalker dude.

Don't you need to put tuna on a sandwich in order to put it in a sandwich? I agree completely with Rimesume.
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#40 Oct 11 2007 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
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So is anyone else wondering who this "He" Luxx is talking about that happens to live with him and his wife? I guess logic would suggest that either: a) I missed something again; or b) it's his son/cousin/some strange stalker dude.

Don't you need to put tuna on a sandwich in order to put it in a sandwich? I agree completely with Rimesume.


It's he who shall not be named.

Also... the sandwich is not a "sandwich" until completed in the construction. Like a Bat-cave without Batman and a giant penny in it.

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#41 Oct 11 2007 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Morning routine

7:25: wake up
7:26: shave and brush
7:29: Disrobe
7:30: Stare at self in mirror
7:32: Hop in shower
-Stand in warm water for a bit
-Put body wash on hand and rub all over body
-rinse
-put soap in hair
-rinse
-stand in warm water for a bit
-get out
7:42: dry off
7:44: get dressed
7:46: Hop in car
7:47: take gravel road to school and light up cig
7:55: throw cig butt out window
7:58: Park in school parking lot
8:03: arrive at school enterance


I take 10 minute power showers.


I got my sh*t timed.

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#42 Oct 11 2007 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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If I'm washing my hair and deep conditioning it then 20+ for the shower. I wax my body hair so I never have to worry about shaving. But if I'm ex-foliating and using the pumice stone, it's 30+. If I'm using the detachable shower head, it's 45+.
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