...or is 20 minutes a LONG time to be in the shower? He does this every time. He showers until the hot water runs out basically. Which actually would put a rather crappy conclusion on the whole shower experience, because it means you get out hopefully when it's luke-warm or cool. Don't you think?
It's like I was telling my wife, the tuna goes IN the damn sandwich, not on it. It reminds me of that movie 'Something the Lord Made' you know? Denzel Washington, wtf? Decent movie, btw, only saw it once.
When he's done in the shower, there is NO hot water left. Like when I don't know who took a shower, I just check for hot water. Oh there is none, it must have been him.
So I hit my wife with a pillowcase the other day. Apparently there were some nail clippers in there with the pillow. Clipped her on her tooth so she had to bite down on a warm wash cloth. Guess what? No hot water, now I'm insensitive?! I even offered to boil it, but she said she didn't want the first thing we use the new stove for is heating water to use on her tooth. So I freaked out a little and maybe went too far when I lit up the grill and branded a #2 on her arm.
You guys ever see that movie Pan's Labrynth? I did in the theatre. I didn't realize it was in Spanish with subtitles. I don't speak Spanish, but I actually like subtitles so it was cool. I can see why it wasn't playing in so many theatres, though.
The kind of curtains we have on that shower are the rubbery plastic kind, not the silky thin plastic kind. We don't mess around.
Reginald VelJohnson, the guy from Family Matters, had a few too many lines in Die Hard. I'm not trying to pick on certain actors or anything, but I can't help but just sit there get agitated after like the 15th time watching it. They should have brought in the Freeman.
The bottom line is this:
25 minutes in the shower is TOO LONG; and McDonalds makes some really lame commercials.
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Meth addictions are hell on the hot water.
25 minutes is not long at all.
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things i do when its shower time:
Drop the "kids" at the pool (lmao, i just want to type that..)
Shave
Shower
It takes me 20-30min.
Shower:
Get wet, all over.
Shampoo thy hair.
Rinse thy hair.
Put in the conditioner into thy hair.
Grab my blue/green "squishy" as we call it around here.
Apply the Axe body soap to it.
Clean thy body, usually 2 times.
Untangle My hair.
Rinse thy hair and body.
2 times cleaning means i didn't miss anything, if i had.
Untangling my hair in the shower is easier with it being wet, and "slimy" due to the conditioner (for i have longer curly hair that knots up, every day).
And some people "touch" themselves and make the baby Jesus cry. That takes time ya know?
Drop the "kids" at the pool (lmao, i just want to type that..)
Shave
Shower
It takes me 20-30min.
Shower:
Get wet, all over.
Shampoo thy hair.
Rinse thy hair.
Put in the conditioner into thy hair.
Grab my blue/green "squishy" as we call it around here.
Apply the Axe body soap to it.
Clean thy body, usually 2 times.
Untangle My hair.
Rinse thy hair and body.
2 times cleaning means i didn't miss anything, if i had.
Untangling my hair in the shower is easier with it being wet, and "slimy" due to the conditioner (for i have longer curly hair that knots up, every day).
And some people "touch" themselves and make the baby Jesus cry. That takes time ya know?
I take 30 minute showers on weekend mornings usually >.>
so much wasted water -_-
(feels bad)
so much wasted water -_-
(feels bad)
Rule of thumb:
If a woman is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, she's washing hair or shaving legs
If a guy is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, he's **************
If a woman is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, she's washing hair or shaving legs
If a guy is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, he's **************
[quote=StubsOnAsura the Wise]Rule of thumb:
If a woman is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, she's washing hair or shaving legs
If a guy is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, he's **********************
45+ would be ************* I can easily go up to 30 minutes, even 40 minutes in the shower without *************
If a woman is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, she's washing hair or shaving legs
If a guy is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, he's **********************
45+ would be ************* I can easily go up to 30 minutes, even 40 minutes in the shower without *************Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
I constantly take showers between 20 and 30 mins in lenght because I like the feeling of the hot water. It relaxes me. I'm done wahsing myself and all in about 5 mins but I still stand there relaxing.
so i just want to ask. . .
Do you all take Cold/warm/hot showers?
I take cool-cold ones.
Just wonder...
Do you all take Cold/warm/hot showers?
I take cool-cold ones.
Just wonder...
[*************************** i do when its shower time:
Drop the Cosby "kids" off at the pool (lmao, i just want to type that..)
Shave
Shower
It takes me 20-30min.
Shower:
Get wet, all over.
Shampoo thy hair.
Rinse thy hair.
Put in the conditioner into thy hair.
Urinate in the shower.
Grab my blue/green "squishy" as we call it around here.
Apply the Axe body soap to it.
Clean thy body, usually 2 times.
Untangle My hair.
Rinse thy hair and body.
2 times cleaning means i didn't miss anything, if i had.
Untangling my hair in the shower is easier with it being wet, and "slimy" due to the conditioner (for i have longer curly hair that knots up, every day).
And some people "touch" themselves and make the baby Jesus cry. That takes time ya know?[/quote]
FTFY
Drop the Cosby "kids" off at the pool (lmao, i just want to type that..)
Shave
Shower
It takes me 20-30min.
Shower:
Get wet, all over.
Shampoo thy hair.
Rinse thy hair.
Put in the conditioner into thy hair.
Urinate in the shower.
Grab my blue/green "squishy" as we call it around here.
Apply the Axe body soap to it.
Clean thy body, usually 2 times.
Untangle My hair.
Rinse thy hair and body.
2 times cleaning means i didn't miss anything, if i had.
Untangling my hair in the shower is easier with it being wet, and "slimy" due to the conditioner (for i have longer curly hair that knots up, every day).
And some people "touch" themselves and make the baby Jesus cry. That takes time ya know?[/quote]
FTFY
[*********************** i just want to ask. . .
Do you all take Cold/warm/hot showers?
I take cool-cold ones.
Just wonder...[/quote]
People actually take cold showers aside from making themselves not so horny?
Thats not right.
<3 warm/hot showers.
Do you all take Cold/warm/hot showers?
I take cool-cold ones.
Just wonder...[/quote]
People actually take cold showers aside from making themselves not so horny?
Thats not right.
<3 warm/hot showers.
[*********************** i just want to ask. . .
Do you all take Cold/warm/hot showers?
I take cool-cold ones.
Just wonder...[/quote]
I take hot showers. But then I turn it to cold right before I get out to cool down the skin. It just relaxes me, not sure why.
Do you all take Cold/warm/hot showers?
I take cool-cold ones.
Just wonder...[/quote]
I take hot showers. But then I turn it to cold right before I get out to cool down the skin. It just relaxes me, not sure why.
I start with little cold water...then turn it off at tme passes to end up with only hot water.
I can't spend more than ten minutes alone and naked without stroking it, regardless of whether or not I'm in the shower.
If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.
If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I can't spend more than ten minutes alone and naked without stroking it, regardless of whether or not I'm in the shower.
If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.
If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.
Double entendre much there?
Blacktuesday wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I can't spend more than ten minutes alone and naked without stroking it, regardless of whether or not I'm in the shower.
If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.
If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.
Double entendre much there?
Blacktuesday wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I can't spend more than ten minutes alone and naked without stroking it, regardless of whether or not I'm in the shower.
If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.
If you had a ***** as handsome as mine, you'd feel me.
Double entendre much there?
It's every guys fantasy to have two entendres at once.
[quote=StubsOnAsura the Wise]Rule of thumb:
If a woman is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, she's washing hair or shaving legs
If a guy is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, he's **********************
No it's not that. It's been 25+ min since forever. Anyway lots o different people do lots of crap in the shower.
I was on like my first train ride ever like a month back, and I've flown tons of times. There just aren't that many trains around where I've lived. It was a steam engine train, sort of calming.
I was just looking at this soap made by Clean & Clear or someone like that, and it says on there that it foams and fizzes instantly when in contact with your skin for deep cleaning, yes?
NO, it doesn't do that. Maybe I got the one bottle in the whole store of this stuff that they forgot to put the "fizz" in, but it only foams when you rub it in your hands a few times and I believe they call that "being made of soap".
Also I wanted to point out that Brad Pitt did some excellent acting in 'Meet Joe Black' but nobody can top Anthony Hopkins.
If a woman is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, she's washing hair or shaving legs
If a guy is in the shower longer than 15 minutes, he's **********************
No it's not that. It's been 25+ min since forever. Anyway lots o different people do lots of crap in the shower.
I was on like my first train ride ever like a month back, and I've flown tons of times. There just aren't that many trains around where I've lived. It was a steam engine train, sort of calming.
I was just looking at this soap made by Clean & Clear or someone like that, and it says on there that it foams and fizzes instantly when in contact with your skin for deep cleaning, yes?
NO, it doesn't do that. Maybe I got the one bottle in the whole store of this stuff that they forgot to put the "fizz" in, but it only foams when you rub it in your hands a few times and I believe they call that "being made of soap".
Also I wanted to point out that Brad Pitt did some excellent acting in 'Meet Joe Black' but nobody can top Anthony Hopkins.
Our shower has VERY low water pressure...so its not even enjoyable to stay in there for more then 10 minutes...and thats with ************* What can I say except I know how to get myself off.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
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things i do when its shower time:
Drop the Cosby "kids" off at the pool (lmao, i just want to type that..)
Shave
Shower
...
Urinate in the shower.
...
...
And some people "touch" themselves and make the baby Jesus cry. That takes time ya know?
things i do when its shower time:
Drop the Cosby "kids" off at the pool (lmao, i just want to type that..)
Shave
Shower
...
Urinate in the shower.
...
...
And some people "touch" themselves and make the baby Jesus cry. That takes time ya know?
FTFY
lmao, ya got me.
Quote:
People actually take cold showers aside from making themselves not so horny?
Meh..even as a kid when told to "get in the warm tube before it's cold", I'd wait for it to cool.
I bought some hot pink towels because they clash with my black shower curtain and black bathroom rugs quite well.
hot pink ftw.
Princess Usagichan wrote:
I bought some hot pink towels because they clash with my black shower curtain and black bathroom rugs quite well.
You should put a black light in too.
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I like to take my showers so hot that if I don't constantly move around in the water it burns my skin. Red skin is normal for me. :p
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Luxx wrote:
He showers until the hot water runs out basically.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I only use the hot nob while in the shower.
I don't even look at the cold one , I hate it. Haet it.
As a side note, how often do you guys take bubble baths, or baths in general ?
I have shockingly good water pressure and water heater in this apartment , sometimes I can spend hours relaxing in a warm bubbly bath (cranberry plum is my current smell for the bubbles) and then when I'm done , take a scalding hot shower to rinse off excess soap and wash my hair and exfoliate and what not. Throw in some self loving (not even counting the prostate) and I've had my roommates decide it was a better idea to pee on our neighbors door than to hold it any longer. (It's okay , he is mean to his little daughter when he has custody of her, so we just use his door when she is at her moms)
I don't even look at the cold one , I hate it. Haet it.
As a side note, how often do you guys take bubble baths, or baths in general ?
I have shockingly good water pressure and water heater in this apartment , sometimes I can spend hours relaxing in a warm bubbly bath (cranberry plum is my current smell for the bubbles) and then when I'm done , take a scalding hot shower to rinse off excess soap and wash my hair and exfoliate and what not. Throw in some self loving (not even counting the prostate) and I've had my roommates decide it was a better idea to pee on our neighbors door than to hold it any longer. (It's okay , he is mean to his little daughter when he has custody of her, so we just use his door when she is at her moms)
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