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Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Most club rats aren't going home early to finish up their thesis on Space Travel Theory.
"Club rats" should be one night stands, not "meaningful relationships."
I mean, hell, you're still paying for a ring you bestowed on one of these girls. What the hell?
Thumb wrote:
I really wish you were around when Tavarde was here. You would have had a field day with me tag-teaming that man.
What was his problem?
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I mean, hell, you're still paying for a ring you bestowed on one of these girls. What the hell?
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Most club rats aren't going home early to finish up their thesis on Space Travel Theory.
"Club rats" should be one night stands, not "meaningful relationships."
I mean, hell, you're still paying for a ring you bestowed on one of these girls. What the hell?
I'm just ******** with you Belk
I don't bring home "club rats" anymore, nor was ex-fiance lady one of them. I've never thought to turn one of them into a girlfriend.
Also, I'm not still paying on the ring.
Polar bears try to get apples
Sillygooose wrote:
Polar bears try to get apples
Mindel wrote:
Sillygooose wrote:
Polar bears try to get apples
Chat-up, break-up lines? 
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
Hi, Whats a Polar bear do?
What?
Breaks the Ice, Hi my name is Robb.
What?
Breaks the Ice, Hi my name is Robb.
That is really lame.
Yes but it usally makes girls laugh and once that happens you got at least 5 min before they realize your a freak and run for the hills.
I just got this in reference to asking a girl why she broke up with someone:
Quote:
yeah, we kinda both hated each other
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Elderon wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Last day of finals in College, we were celebrating at a local bar pretty much the whole day. I was talking for awhile with some cute chick and decided that it was time for me to make a move. I told her I'd like to take her to my car and eat her out.
She accepted.
She accepted.
I'd tell you what she let me do the next morning but its a wee bit graphic for the OoT.
So start a new thread in the Asylum.
We're waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiting.
and I don't want to be the only one cybering the entire forum in here.
Edited, Oct 10th 2007 8:04pm by Aripyanfar
I've got you bastages beat on this one..
"Hiney.. you've got to understand... I'm not really doing anything wrong here. He's a nice guy. I just want you to sign these papers so I can feel not as guilty"
That was my wife's divorce speech. She brought the guy to the house. I beat his *** and she didn't get anything out of it.
Good times... good times.
"Hiney.. you've got to understand... I'm not really doing anything wrong here. He's a nice guy. I just want you to sign these papers so I can feel not as guilty"
That was my wife's divorce speech. She brought the guy to the house. I beat his *** and she didn't get anything out of it.
Good times... good times.
Breakup: Its not you...its me. I just dont like you.
Pickup: Are you wearing cologne/purfume? I think I'm allergic to it because I'm starting to swell.
Pickup: Are you wearing cologne/purfume? I think I'm allergic to it because I'm starting to swell.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Princess Dyadem wrote:
Pickup: Are you wearing cologne/purfume? I think I'm allergic to it because I'm starting to swell.
Best break up line ever :
My friend jeeter was dating this really nice bimbo, but was a bit taken back at her lack of intelligence. He said (while standing next to me and her best friend) "Yeah I'm thinking about breaking up with her , she is as dumb as a @#%^ing brick"
The best friend warned the bimbo and she was ready for the break up and prepared to give him hell when he came over the next day.
He got off Lacrosse practice and was heading to my house to play halo 2. I reminded him that he had to break up with bimbo , so over the phone, I hear him turn around the car and go to her house near the school , he gets to the front steps , I'm still on the phone , knocks on the door, she answers it , he puts his hand up to her and says "Hang on a sec" to me. He drops the phone for a split second and looks at her and says
"It's you not me"
puts the phone back to his ear and walks away.
Edited, Oct 10th 2007 6:24pm by tarubstchef
My friend jeeter was dating this really nice bimbo, but was a bit taken back at her lack of intelligence. He said (while standing next to me and her best friend) "Yeah I'm thinking about breaking up with her , she is as dumb as a @#%^ing brick"
The best friend warned the bimbo and she was ready for the break up and prepared to give him hell when he came over the next day.
He got off Lacrosse practice and was heading to my house to play halo 2. I reminded him that he had to break up with bimbo , so over the phone, I hear him turn around the car and go to her house near the school , he gets to the front steps , I'm still on the phone , knocks on the door, she answers it , he puts his hand up to her and says "Hang on a sec" to me. He drops the phone for a split second and looks at her and says
"It's you not me"
puts the phone back to his ear and walks away.
Edited, Oct 10th 2007 6:24pm by tarubstchef
tarubstchef wrote:
Best break up line ever :
My friend jeeter was dating this really nice bimbo, but was a bit taking back at her lack of intelligence. He said (while standing next to me and her best friend) "Yeah I'm thinking about breaking up with her , she is as dumb as a @#%^ing brick"
The best friend warned the bimbo and she was ready for the break up and prepared to give him hell when he came over the next day.
He got off Lacrosse practice and was heading to my house to play halo 2. I reminded him that he had to break up with bimbo , so over the phone, I hear him turn around the car and go to her house near the school , he gets to the front steps , I'm still on the phone , knocks on the door, she answers it , he puts his hand up to her and says "Hang on a sec" to me. He drops the phone for a split second and looks at her and says
"It's you not me"
puts the phone back to his ear and walks away.
My friend jeeter was dating this really nice bimbo, but was a bit taking back at her lack of intelligence. He said (while standing next to me and her best friend) "Yeah I'm thinking about breaking up with her , she is as dumb as a @#%^ing brick"
The best friend warned the bimbo and she was ready for the break up and prepared to give him hell when he came over the next day.
He got off Lacrosse practice and was heading to my house to play halo 2. I reminded him that he had to break up with bimbo , so over the phone, I hear him turn around the car and go to her house near the school , he gets to the front steps , I'm still on the phone , knocks on the door, she answers it , he puts his hand up to her and says "Hang on a sec" to me. He drops the phone for a split second and looks at her and says
"It's you not me"
puts the phone back to his ear and walks away.
Until now I've never had a reasonable real-life excuse to say "Boom! Headshot!"
Sillygooose wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Sillygooose wrote:
Polar bears try to get apples
Not only was this set up and assist perfect, but that picture is frickin' hilarious.
You win. Srsly!
Ok, so your under the "@#%^ your mom" one.
Edited, Oct 10th 2007 9:12pm by Deadgye
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
Ex-friend's girlfriend: Dinosaurs could still be around. My brother and his friends were getting high out by lake, and they saw a pterodactyl fly over.
(amused): Maybe it was a crane or something? They're pretty big.
Efg: What would a crane be doing in Pennsylvania?
She was not joking. -_-
Edited, Oct 11th 2007 7:31am by Dandruffshampoo
(amused): Maybe it was a crane or something? They're pretty big.
Efg: What would a crane be doing in Pennsylvania?
She was not joking. -_-
Edited, Oct 11th 2007 7:31am by Dandruffshampoo
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