We all know when people get together funny things can happen, so I want to hear your funny stories about things said in group or in guild chat.
I can remember being brought to tears on several occasions. My favorite is this though.
I was in Sol A with some friends trying to get a piece for the Cleric epic, and my buddy Lamoorn was teasing his friend Azul about something, if I remeber correctly they were arguing over the crappy loot that was dropping off the goblins. Anyways Lamoorn says something about Azuls **** being a 100% weight reduction bag, and how we should put all the ore and such into his rear.
Then Lamoorn says something about there being too many individual bars, that he was sorry, but Azul was going to have to suffer the pain of having backpacks shoved up his bum, to save time.
I immediately said "No." "You can't put a container into another container." And all I saw was LMAO pop up on the screen, I laughed for a good ten minutes at that.
Anyways lets hear your stories.
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Ok, heres the setup:
Low 50's group struggling to kill Dragorns in the Bllodfields by the ZL. We had this useless Bard that we started suspecting wasnt doing anything. Im in tells with a group member when my lev drops.
I have a Pegasus Feather Cloak, so I click it and Lev.
Everyones mana is real low, and the useless bard starts spamming group with "Lev me Please...Guy? Lev."
So I send a tell to buddy saying "Can you beleive this moron wants me to waste mana so his lame @ss can float? What a waste!"
Group goes silent....then the LMAO!'s start flowing...it went to group instead of tell. BUT....the bard never said another word and started twisting songs like a mutha! lol
Low 50's group struggling to kill Dragorns in the Bllodfields by the ZL. We had this useless Bard that we started suspecting wasnt doing anything. Im in tells with a group member when my lev drops.
I have a Pegasus Feather Cloak, so I click it and Lev.
Everyones mana is real low, and the useless bard starts spamming group with "Lev me Please...Guy? Lev."
So I send a tell to buddy saying "Can you beleive this moron wants me to waste mana so his lame @ss can float? What a waste!"
Group goes silent....then the LMAO!'s start flowing...it went to group instead of tell. BUT....the bard never said another word and started twisting songs like a mutha! lol
The other day, I was in a guild group doing an Unrest instance when they realized I hadn't been moving. My response?
"Sorry, semi-afk, cat is having kittens under my bed"
"Sorry, semi-afk, cat is having kittens under my bed"
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
erm sorry thought you meant while looking for a group =p
hell the dumbest thing I have ever heard while in a group was
*Monk/Bard Inc RAIDMOBTHATAGROUPOFMYLEVELSHOULDNOTTRYTOSOLO!!!!!!! and believe it or not it even happens later on in the game =/
Edited, Fri Sep 2 02:03:39 2005 by elorianBLAH
hell the dumbest thing I have ever heard while in a group was
*Monk/Bard Inc RAIDMOBTHATAGROUPOFMYLEVELSHOULDNOTTRYTOSOLO!!!!!!! and believe it or not it even happens later on in the game =/
Edited, Fri Sep 2 02:03:39 2005 by elorianBLAH
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well, this sort of relates ...
Years ago I was outside Befallen and somebody pulled a huge train. A bunch of peeps were arguing about who pulled the train. (That was back in the day when Befallen was the place to be, so LOTS were hanging around outside.) Meanwhile, some poor halfling is shouting for a heal because he's poisoned. Something like a festering rat from the train bit him, I guess. Nobody listens. I'm even more engrossed in the fight about the bad pull, and there must've been 5 or 6 clerics not counting myself. Anywho .. The guy must've asked for a heal for five minutes. Finally, I rush over to help him and just as I cast a heal he croaks, the blue sparks swirling around his dead body.
Another one ...
I was grouping with a couple of trolls whose users were completely drunk at the keyboard. Everytime the troll went to pull a treant he would scream, "Die you !@#$% tree!! Die!"
Edited, Fri Sep 2 03:28:55 2005 by opaquesanctus
Years ago I was outside Befallen and somebody pulled a huge train. A bunch of peeps were arguing about who pulled the train. (That was back in the day when Befallen was the place to be, so LOTS were hanging around outside.) Meanwhile, some poor halfling is shouting for a heal because he's poisoned. Something like a festering rat from the train bit him, I guess. Nobody listens. I'm even more engrossed in the fight about the bad pull, and there must've been 5 or 6 clerics not counting myself. Anywho .. The guy must've asked for a heal for five minutes. Finally, I rush over to help him and just as I cast a heal he croaks, the blue sparks swirling around his dead body.
Another one ...
I was grouping with a couple of trolls whose users were completely drunk at the keyboard. Everytime the troll went to pull a treant he would scream, "Die you !@#$% tree!! Die!"
Edited, Fri Sep 2 03:28:55 2005 by opaquesanctus
Late one evning before GL and corpsesummoning I put up /lfg.. Got an invitation to do MPG trial.. God I was tired.. Met up in MPG, fought our way to trials but warrior epic 2.0 mob was in our way and he see's invis.. we wiped and had to run again. Just getting to the stupid trial took atleast 1 hour.. Inside we lose cause not enough dps.. everyone was dissapointed.. I was asked to do PoK port..
"Sure" I said and loaded and casted..
*poof* Im at PoK alone.. And group is like "WTF?!" "n00b" etc..
I had cast gate instead of port /blush.. The rest of the group had to fight there way back..
It wasnt fun then but now some of theese guys that was in that pickup group have joined my guild and they think its fun to bully me for the accident every day.. :P
"Sure" I said and loaded and casted..
*poof* Im at PoK alone.. And group is like "WTF?!" "n00b" etc..
I had cast gate instead of port /blush.. The rest of the group had to fight there way back..
It wasnt fun then but now some of theese guys that was in that pickup group have joined my guild and they think its fun to bully me for the accident every day.. :P
did an EC LDoN two days ago, with this 51 (?) warrior.
encountered a healing mob, and told the warrior, to bash the mob, once he starts casting.
his answer: well, my skill in bash is only 1, and I don't have a shield.
now, that made me laugh
PS: I told him, that I would quote him on alla
edit: typo
Edited, Fri Sep 2 04:11:55 2005 by Kajolus
encountered a healing mob, and told the warrior, to bash the mob, once he starts casting.
his answer: well, my skill in bash is only 1, and I don't have a shield.
now, that made me laugh
PS: I told him, that I would quote him on alla
edit: typo
Edited, Fri Sep 2 04:11:55 2005 by Kajolus
Still a noob. :-P
Characters on Drinal, Povar, EMarr, Firiona Vie.
Characters on Drinal, Povar, EMarr, Firiona Vie.
Quote:
my skill in bash is only 1, and I don't have a shield
On behalf of warriors everywhere...
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File this one under mistell:
Was in a guildie group in BOT and everything is going fine until our healer has to leave.
At exactly the same time a halfling dRoOD enters zone the zone look for group. He is LeEt. Yeah, you know the type...
We discuss it in guild chat and decide we will risk letting him play with us. The xp had been flowing nicely and we wanted to finish off a few dings.. that was our first mistake..
So immediately this UbEr LeEt DrOoD starts telling us that he knows how to camp the bees and that we will rake LeEt Xp there.
Like a fool we follow him, and yep.. lose three people on the way to camp.
"No worries" he says, "I know how to pull it. you guys are gonna love this xp"
Yeah we wiped with first pull. I decide to get out while the gettings good. My guildies are committed to one more try.
So I say in guildsay "This druid is a complete moron guys, I'm sorry I can't stay and put up with more of his idiocy. If you guys feel like a few more deaths feel free to hang with this #@$%* but I'm out!"
Except that I didn't type /gu I typed /g
Was in a guildie group in BOT and everything is going fine until our healer has to leave.
At exactly the same time a halfling dRoOD enters zone the zone look for group. He is LeEt. Yeah, you know the type...
We discuss it in guild chat and decide we will risk letting him play with us. The xp had been flowing nicely and we wanted to finish off a few dings.. that was our first mistake..
So immediately this UbEr LeEt DrOoD starts telling us that he knows how to camp the bees and that we will rake LeEt Xp there.
Like a fool we follow him, and yep.. lose three people on the way to camp.
"No worries" he says, "I know how to pull it. you guys are gonna love this xp"
Yeah we wiped with first pull. I decide to get out while the gettings good. My guildies are committed to one more try.
So I say in guildsay "This druid is a complete moron guys, I'm sorry I can't stay and put up with more of his idiocy. If you guys feel like a few more deaths feel free to hang with this #@$%* but I'm out!"
Except that I didn't type /gu I typed /g
Well mine was sort of a funny instance, Me (troll shaman), wife (troll sk), chanter, warrior, shadowknight. All real good friends we had met and played from like level 20 together (around level 45 at the time each). Well I get this wild idea that we need money and should farm some Grim Aura earings in WW. None of us has ever been there afore but I got EQatlas and a map. We fumble fart around cross bridge kill everything that moves for about 2 hours, no freakin Grachnist. Everyone is bored and we decide to go to the Dreadlands instead and get some experience. So we start heading out (fastest way to get there back then was OT/FM/DL or porter) and we have to go back across temptation.
Thats right, the bridge. I stop in the middle of the bridge and I look down and see water. I say who wants to jump? .... answers were questions: from here? ...yep... should we lev first?...nope...can we make it? ...yep, there is water down there.
I look around at me buds back down at water and say, "On the count of three..... WEEEEEEE... I hit the bottom wow this is kinda shallow, oh well no damage. Wife hits the bottom next WHAM like half life, Warrior hits WHAM half life, Chanter hits SPLAT <dead>.... I am thinkin oh crap need rez for chanter, then oh crap where other sk... you ok man?...yep...you already jump? nope... where you at?...comin down the hill...you didnt jump?... Nope, didnt believe you were serious or if you were that anyone else was stupid enough to follow ya.
ya we got the chanter a rez but lookin back on it, its like one of those "stand by me" moments, that stick out and make me keep playin EQ.
Thats right, the bridge. I stop in the middle of the bridge and I look down and see water. I say who wants to jump? .... answers were questions: from here? ...yep... should we lev first?...nope...can we make it? ...yep, there is water down there.
I look around at me buds back down at water and say, "On the count of three..... WEEEEEEE... I hit the bottom wow this is kinda shallow, oh well no damage. Wife hits the bottom next WHAM like half life, Warrior hits WHAM half life, Chanter hits SPLAT <dead>.... I am thinkin oh crap need rez for chanter, then oh crap where other sk... you ok man?...yep...you already jump? nope... where you at?...comin down the hill...you didnt jump?... Nope, didnt believe you were serious or if you were that anyone else was stupid enough to follow ya.
ya we got the chanter a rez but lookin back on it, its like one of those "stand by me" moments, that stick out and make me keep playin EQ.
Hmm, quite a few responses without anyone linking the 'just wrong' foraged item .. https://everquest.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?item=5108
Edited, Sat Sep 3 05:33:54 2005 by Brewnoe
Edited, Sat Sep 3 05:33:54 2005 by Brewnoe
Some of us were in Solro one day and one guy wasn't responding. Our healer informed us then that the afk guy had gone to "crap a snack" no lie I have a screenshot somewhere. I think I pulled something laughing so hard.
Inc Shadowhunter!!!! and the paper tank pulls him for real.
Funny mistell time: I was grouped in PoV and there was a really bad shamam in the group who would not slow mobs. So I send a tell to my friend but I typed /g and then the tell so it looked something like
/g /msg friendsname Ya know we would not have wiped if the shaman wasn't such a tool.
The shammy left after that.
Edited, Sun Sep 4 18:55:06 2005 by TheGreatSieg
Funny mistell time: I was grouped in PoV and there was a really bad shamam in the group who would not slow mobs. So I send a tell to my friend but I typed /g and then the tell so it looked something like
/g /msg friendsname Ya know we would not have wiped if the shaman wasn't such a tool.
The shammy left after that.
Edited, Sun Sep 4 18:55:06 2005 by TheGreatSieg
We were guild raiding in PoS for BoT key and the leader asked what parts everyone needed. We got a lot of "medal's X2 and sash" or "sash and beard" that kinda thing, then someone said "i need head."
haha....ahhh...i thought that was funny
haha....ahhh...i thought that was funny
I would have responded "don't we all?"
Had a lame shammy in Kurns (we were around level 13) who was a little too keen to melee. Me (monk) finally asked for some buffs.
"What buffs?"
"Oh like STR or Dex maybe?"
"Oh those? I never got those spells..."
???
Had a lame shammy in Kurns (we were around level 13) who was a little too keen to melee. Me (monk) finally asked for some buffs.
"What buffs?"
"Oh like STR or Dex maybe?"
"Oh those? I never got those spells..."
???
we got a couple "dont we all"'s but we also got some more colorfull responses as well that i cant say here!
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I was grouped with a friend doing HG's on Test Server and it happened to be patch day on live servers. All of a sudden this (obviously test buffed) level 25 warrior comes barging into the zone all full to testosterone and shouts "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY OGRE FATTY McFATFAT". I turn to my friend and say ... well ... looks like this is gonna turn into Romper Room so let's go back to POK to sell and camp. He agreed so we ported back. I hadn't even sold my first item to the vendor when here comes Fatty .. buck nekked running wildly through the zone shouting for SoW for a corpse run. :)
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