Swords are readily raised. Be on your guard...
So... who wants pie?
Relocating the Burned Woods
Those Wacky Loading Messages
I'm sure you've noticed the messages that randomly pop up when you are loading up the game. Well, someone started to compile a list of them and sent them in. I figured I'd put them up here for a good chuckle. Feel free to add in some that you remember as well, as this is certainly not a comprehensive list.
Stringing Bows....
Teaching snakes to kick....
Starching High Elf robes....
Preparing to spin you around rapidly....
Loading, you don't have to wait if you don't want to.
Always Frisky Kerrans ....
Refreshing Death Touch Ammunition....
Filling Haflings with pie....
Sharpening Claws....
Look out behind you....
DING!....
Dusting off Spellbooks....
Looking up Barbarian Kilts....
You have gotten better at Loading (8)....
Whacking Trolls with the ugly stick....
Sharpening Swords....
Hitting your keyboard won't make this faster....
Told ya it wasn't made of Cheese....
Polishing Erudite Foreheads....
Attatching beards to Dwarfs....
Ensuring Gnomes are still short....
Have you tried Batwing Crunchies Cereal....
Ruining my own lands....
Checking Anti-camp radius....
Hiding Catnip from Vah Shir....
Aradune is still stinky....
Adding Vanilla flavor to Ice Giants....
Warning. Half Elves are now 49.99999 Elf....