Why I truly hope the Vah Shir are not like my cats

Blaine posted this in the Vah Shir board, and being a cat lover, I got a kick out of it and decided to post it up here: I love my 3 cats, I really do, but if the Vah Shir are anything like them, they will simply be the most annoying race ever. Here's why: 1. All the furniture in Norrath will be ruined. 2. The landscape will be littered with unused Vah Shir toys. 3. All the Vah Shir, suddenly and for no discernible reason, will run into the other room at full speed. 4. Any time a Vah Shir goes to Butcherblock it WILL be sprayed by a skunk. (Although brewers will make a killing on Tomato Juice) 5. Your Vah Shir healer will disappear for days and come back with an unknown substance stuck in its' fur. 6. Anyone trying to meditate will suddenly find a Vah Shir between them and their Spellbook. 7. Anytime you open a door, Vah Shir will run as fast as they can through it in an attempt to get out. 8. Any of us with Vah Shir friends will receive dead things as tokens of love and affection. (The Necromancers will find this 'cute')

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Even more
# Aug 24 2001 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
- You do not play a Vah Shir. They allow you to run them.

- Feign Death fails when they twitch their tails
Thought I'd add a few more
# Aug 23 2001 at 11:49 PM Rating: Decent
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- Whenever you go to camp your favorite spot, you will find a Vah Shir already stretched out, sleeping there.

- Every item you find in Luclin will be coated with a fine, non-removable coat of Vah Shir fur.

- Raids will continuously be ruined by someone accidentally steping on a Vah Shir's tail at the worst possible moment.

- Carpets across Norrath will be permanantly stained with Vah Shir Vomit.

- If you're grouped with a Vah Shir, and he does something dumb that gets your group killed, he will just glare at you as if he planned it that way right from the start.

- Your Vah Shir puller will suddenly go tearing off into the heart of the dungeon for no reason.

- Even the lowest level Vah Shir will want to head straight to the Dragon Necropolis.
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