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#1 Aug 28 2014 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hello Kitty isn't a cat.

My mind is blown.
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#2 Aug 28 2014 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Hello Kitty isn't a cat.

My mind is blown.


http://kotaku.com/dont-be-silly-hello-kitty-is-a-cat-1627820750


******* semantics.
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#3 Aug 28 2014 at 9:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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They really made this more complicated than it needed to be. Smiley: disappointed

Maybe someone will still get fired or something over it. That'd be cool.
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#4 Aug 28 2014 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Last night, I was reading my little one The Little Red Hen and there was a picture of the title character, dressed in a frock and pushing a wheelbarrow with her wheat in it to the millers. In the background, was a normal cow, standing in a field. I spent half a moment contemplating that: the Little Red Hen and her slack-*** Duck, Goose, Cat and Pig companions all speak, wear clothes, walk on two legs (ok, that's less impressive for Duck and Goose) and have presence of mind to desire a welfare state supported by Little Red Hen's agriculture and yet there's a normal cow just hanging out. Does some other pants-wearing farm animal milk the cow? That's sorta weird.

Anyway, the obvious answer I learned today is that the Little Red Hen isn't actually a hen.
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#5 Aug 28 2014 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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So it's a mutant?
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#6 Aug 28 2014 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe the cow was a mutant in a land of sentient beasts.
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#7 Aug 28 2014 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Iamadam wrote:
So it's a mutant?


If Mutant = Furry then yes.
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#8 Aug 28 2014 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
My mind doesn't know what to do right now.
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#9 Aug 28 2014 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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It's "not a cat" the same way Barbie is "not a human". Anatomically incorrect, but most definitely of the feline persuasion.
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Mazra wrote:
Anatomically incorrect, but most definitely of the feline persuasion.

Barbie?
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#11 Aug 28 2014 at 9:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Anatomically incorrect, but most definitely of the feline persuasion.

Barbie?


Why does Barbie never get pregnant?


Did I learn this here? Or have I told this one here already? I dunno.

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#12 Aug 29 2014 at 7:06 AM Rating: Good
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Has no one ever wondered about the mouse whose pet and best friend are both dogs?
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Edited, Aug 29th 2014 3:07pm by Elinda
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#14 Aug 29 2014 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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Sandinmygum wrote:
Spoiler TextBecuase Ken comes in another box.
IN ANOTHER BOX, CORAL
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#15 Aug 29 2014 at 9:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sandinmygum wrote:
Becuase Ken comes in another box.

Skipper?
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#16 Sep 02 2014 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Has no one ever wondered about the mouse whose pet and best friend are both dogs?


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#17 Sep 03 2014 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: disappointed
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#18 Sep 05 2014 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Anatomically incorrect, but most definitely of the feline persuasion.

Barbie?


Barbie is the cat-woman, right?
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