I don't think you are

Are you ready to watch Jagex developers stand up in front of a cheap boat-like cardboard setup and sing pirate songs? Well too bad, cause you get it anyway! To celebrate the newly launched player-owned ports in Runescape, they have released this little tune. It isn't an Irish Drinking Song, but it'll do nicely. 

The new player-owned ports brings more content in the Eastern Lands too. And because of your new port, players will undoubtedly turn it from a silly little dilapidated harbor to a bustling commercial hot zone. 

Julian "Mirai" Williams