Man Subpoenaes Celebrities For WoW Lawsuit

Erik Estavillo, a gamer in San Jose, California is suing Blizzard because he believes that World of Warcraft ruined his social life. He argues that Blizzard's World of Warcraft is a "harmful virtual environment," and that much of its design is "sneaky and deceitful." In particular, this oddball plaintiff believes that World of Warcraft has the highest subscription fee of any MMORPG ($14.99 USD monthly), and that portions of the game, like having to walk to one's corpse and a lack of mounts at lower levels, are all designed to waste his monthly fee.

Hilariously enough, the gamer is also subpoenaing Depeche Mode musician Martine Gore and actor Winona Ryder because they both understand what it's like to be lonely and anti-social. Gore was chosen because "he himself has been known to be sad, lonely, and alienated, as can be seen in the songs he writes," and Ryder was named because of her acting role in J.D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye. Previous to this lawsuit, Estavillo also sued Sony for banning him from their Playstation Network while he was playing Resistance: Fall of Man. The case was dismissed in September, but Estavillo has now appealed it, and is also suing Microsoft and Nintendo because a broken Xbox 360 caused him "undue stress," and a Wii update that blocked access to a third-party program interfered with his inalienable right to pursue happiness.

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Just hang 'em....
# Nov 30 2009 at 12:56 AM Rating: Decent
Funny, it hasn't ruined my social life and I am a full time college student (who gets straight A's), has a part time job, a boyfriend, and I go out every Friday night.... I've got 5-lvl 80's, 3-lvl 70's, and tons between lvl 20 and 60.... AND I STILL HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE.... Some people are just plain lazy....

Just hang 'em....
# Nov 30 2009 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
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i have to agree with you one that one i have a life beyond wow and still have all kinds of stuff done a few 80s and others. just cant stand the lazy people. plus he seems like one of them people who will sue you for not smiling at him so it give him emotional distress or something like that. lol
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Watching one Boomkin take on and killing 3 80 allys alone priceless.
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