Man Subpoenaes Celebrities For WoW Lawsuit

Erik Estavillo, a gamer in San Jose, California is suing Blizzard because he believes that World of Warcraft ruined his social life. He argues that Blizzard's World of Warcraft is a "harmful virtual environment," and that much of its design is "sneaky and deceitful." In particular, this oddball plaintiff believes that World of Warcraft has the highest subscription fee of any MMORPG ($14.99 USD monthly), and that portions of the game, like having to walk to one's corpse and a lack of mounts at lower levels, are all designed to waste his monthly fee.

Hilariously enough, the gamer is also subpoenaing Depeche Mode musician Martine Gore and actor Winona Ryder because they both understand what it's like to be lonely and anti-social. Gore was chosen because "he himself has been known to be sad, lonely, and alienated, as can be seen in the songs he writes," and Ryder was named because of her acting role in J.D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye. Previous to this lawsuit, Estavillo also sued Sony for banning him from their Playstation Network while he was playing Resistance: Fall of Man. The case was dismissed in September, but Estavillo has now appealed it, and is also suing Microsoft and Nintendo because a broken Xbox 360 caused him "undue stress," and a Wii update that blocked access to a third-party program interfered with his inalienable right to pursue happiness.

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# Nov 29 2009 at 1:25 AM Rating: Decent
This is Soo Funny because any *real* mmorpg player has played much older games then World of Warcraft, like Ultima Online or EverQuest...

I used to play EverQuest too much for my own good, and considering that everquest doesn't have mounts.. requires a considerable amount of time to do anything, back when it started...

In WoW, you can go from just about anywhere in the world, to anywhere else, in an 2 hours, if not under an hour. You can gain 3-4 levels in a day if you know what your doing... you die.. you lose a lil bit of money and have to run from a place nearby back to your corpse

EverQuest.. at least when i left, shortly after LDON... Have some people power level you for the entire day, *at 45+*.. you might gain half a level.. you die you lose 1/5th of a level in experience... Your not a mage class? run from whichever city you last had a mage bind you in.. could be several hours running... and your not a ghost.. you'll likely die 3 more times trying to get your body if your in a bad spot.

New Generation MMORPG'ers don't realize how easy they have it...

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