Now I know this belongs in the sandbox, but I don't care.
Only some of you will understand.
But those that don't can go fu[/i]ck themselves.
Others of you will never get it and keep being twats.
Don't care what any of you think.
You can post whatever you want, I don't care.
Can anyone explain why girls are so stupid?
Are they all stupid and fu[/i]cked up?
Really, are they?
Every time they want something it's something they can't have.
Stupid whores the lot of them.
About a week ago this girl started telling me she had feelings for me.
But she's been in a relationship for over a year with one of my best friends.
Only she says she doesn't love him any more but she's too scared to break up with him.
Unless her relationship with my best friend is ended I won't start anything with her.
That's just how I feel about it.
Yesterday she came up and said she wanted to fu[/i]ck me.
On the spot right than and there, she just starts kissing me.
Uggh, I mean it was a hell of a kiss, but she's still in a relationship.
Really, she shouldn't have done it.
Friendship is more important than anything else.
Under no circumstance should you go behind your friend's back.
Can't she see this?
Kissing me was wrong, but I liked it.
I don't know what to do.
Not that I don't want to ***** her, but she's in a relationship.
God I'm so confused.
This friendship we've had since 3rd grade.
Every year we was in the same classes and told each other everything.
Everyone knows that friendship takes a long time to build up.
Now ours might fall apart.
All over this stupid cu[/i]nt.
Girl's don't know what they want.
Every time they get something, they want something else.
Do I need to spell it out for you?
Really do you know what I'm trying to say?
Are you a stupid cu[/i]nt?
Maybe I should just ***** her and get it over with.
At least I'd get some fun out of her.
Girls are all stupid and fu[/i]cking messed up.
Or is it just me?
Forget about Derrek she told me.
Uh right, just forget about our 10 year friendship.
Could she just think about others instead of herself for once?
Kissing me was not something I was ready to deal with.
You ever been in a situation like this?
Only girls do this, or do guys do it to?
Urges to fu[/i]ck someone, but not sure if you really want to?
Really hard for me to decide what to do with this girl.
She's ready to cheat on my friend so why wouldn't she do it to me?
Everyone says "once a cheater always a cheater".
Looks like I'll have to decide soon.
Fu[/i]ck what should I do?
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Don't touch that. She's obviously poison. Just DON'T TALK TO HER. Keep faaaaaar away. Don't don't don't don't dont' don't don't talk to her. Remain out of contact with her. I would recommend that you tell your friend about it, but that could be bad. Just leave the entire situation alone. Friends are much more important.
Even if she does break up with your best friend you will still be an *** for sleeping with her. Moreso if he finds out you were the reason she dumped him.
Keep your di[u][/u]ck out of your friend's exs unless you are no longer interested in that friendship.
Keep your di[u][/u]ck out of your friend's exs unless you are no longer interested in that friendship.
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You need to bash her in the face with your man -stick.. And I dont mean your ***** either.
Tell her that she doesnt deserve you. And even worse she underestimates you by trying to get what she wants without considering that you are a true friend to your friends before you are her plaything.
Toss her her bags and tell her to get- to- steppin'.
Extra bonus points if you can play some James Brown while doing it too.
Tell her that she doesnt deserve you. And even worse she underestimates you by trying to get what she wants without considering that you are a true friend to your friends before you are her plaything.
Toss her her bags and tell her to get- to- steppin'.
Extra bonus points if you can play some James Brown while doing it too.
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It's got a catchy beat, but I can't dance to it.
Was this intentionally written to look like it was taken from a high school English club quarterly?
Was this intentionally written to look like it was taken from a high school English club quarterly?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Go get yourself a non-****.
You got me all excited with the text spacing. I thought it was going to be a poem. [:sad:]
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Tell your friend what happened. If he's a real friend he'll give you time to bang her before he dumps the ho.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The girl has issues. Obvious glaring huge warning light issues. Tell her to **** off and then let your buddy know the deal, that way you can save him from the heartbreak of getting the clap after the girl sleeps with a random guy(s) behind his back.
Really are you so hard up for a piece that you would even contemplate f[b][/b]ucking such an obvious mistake waiting to happen?
Really are you so hard up for a piece that you would even contemplate f[b][/b]ucking such an obvious mistake waiting to happen?
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Was this intentionally written to look like it was taken from a high school English club quarterly?
Was this intentionally written to look like it was taken from a high school English club quarterly?
I was thinkin it looked like one of Katie's chain emails that she copy/pasted.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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You got me all excited with the text spacing. I thought it was going to be a poem. [:sad:]
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Wild! Free form, man! Free form! To cool... Gotta go with the beat and slide along in the grove thing. Know what I mean cat?
Yea! Lets hear those bongos baby!
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It's got a catchy beat, but I can't dance to it.
Was this intentionally written to look like it was taken from a high school English club quarterly?
Was this intentionally written to look like it was taken from a high school English club quarterly?
"God created man from a handful of dust, and he created woman from that man's rib. And these two together were so stupid that they weren't on the planet five minutes when they managed to get a curse put on all future generations. Nice work." Pat Condell
As parodies go, it's so-so...
KakarSmakar wrote:
Tell your friend what happened. If he's a real friend he'll give you time to bang her before he dumps the ho.
That works too, and donkey punch her right as your friend walks in to tell her he knew all the time and she was a little puppet- ****.
If all goes well she will either commit suicide or do **** for the rest of her life. Which will be fitting.
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If I were you, I'd tell your friend what kind of girl he's dating.
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BindingChains wrote:
If I were you, I'd tell your friend what kind of girl he's dating.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Tell your friend what she's doing. She probably won't wanna' fu[/b]ck you anymore, but you'll still be friends with your friend.
Run away. Just run the fu[b][/b]ck away.
Psycho girls like that are ******.
Psycho girls like that are ******.
She's probably already cheated on your friend with god-only-knows how many men(boys). Tell your buddy he'd better go to one of those free clinics and get tested for STDs.
Edit: No, we're not all like that. But some guys seem to only attract the mental jobs. Watch yourself around chicks in the future.
Edited, Tue May 10 18:11:04 2005 by Krylanna
Edit: No, we're not all like that. But some guys seem to only attract the mental jobs. Watch yourself around chicks in the future.
Edited, Tue May 10 18:11:04 2005 by Krylanna
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Word up on the statement bros before hoes. Plain and simple even if she dumped your boy you honestly think he would be ok if his ex-girlfriend just started seeing one of his best friends? Dood take the advice she's poison and no good will come of this.
Edited, Tue May 10 18:37:41 2005 by Buffyisagoddess
Edited, Tue May 10 18:37:41 2005 by Buffyisagoddess
I'd do something humiliating... But thats because I hate cheaters.
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BindingChains wrote:
If I were you, I'd tell your friend what kind of girl he's dating.
that wouldn't matter,as long as he's wetting his wick.
sigh.
First off, not all girls are like that. In fact, most of us loathe this type of chick. And to be fair, more men pull this schtick than women do, to get in anyones pants. But putting that aside;
like others said, run the f[b][/b]uck away from her!!! If she's trying to cheat with you, who's to say she hasnt before? Id say if you're as tight with your bud as you make it out to be, tell him whats going on. Take him somewhere sans alcohol buy him dinner, and tel him the scoop; lightly. He might not believe you, he might even blame you. But when he realizes the truth he'll know you actually ARE there for him watching his back.
For her, dont go near her, dnt talk to her unless you have to, and always keep a friend around if you have to be in the same room. Both to show her you don't play those kind of games ( I Hope you dont) and also as verification to your bud that you are doing what you can to stay out of her hair (both metaphorically and physically).
Either way, Im glad Im not you at the moment. Good luck
First off, not all girls are like that. In fact, most of us loathe this type of chick. And to be fair, more men pull this schtick than women do, to get in anyones pants. But putting that aside;
like others said, run the f[b][/b]uck away from her!!! If she's trying to cheat with you, who's to say she hasnt before? Id say if you're as tight with your bud as you make it out to be, tell him whats going on. Take him somewhere sans alcohol buy him dinner, and tel him the scoop; lightly. He might not believe you, he might even blame you. But when he realizes the truth he'll know you actually ARE there for him watching his back.
For her, dont go near her, dnt talk to her unless you have to, and always keep a friend around if you have to be in the same room. Both to show her you don't play those kind of games ( I Hope you dont) and also as verification to your bud that you are doing what you can to stay out of her hair (both metaphorically and physically).
Either way, Im glad Im not you at the moment. Good luck
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