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#1 Jul 14 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Tomorrow is my wifes birthday. She is the best women around. She is totally understanding in my obsession of playing WoW, and I would like to thank her for that.

On a humorous note, I put some certificates in her birthday card which are good for one whole day of no WoW playing.
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#2 Jul 14 2005 at 3:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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She is totally understanding in my obsession of playing WoW, and I would like to thank her for that.


I'm not sure how to tell you this, so I'll come right out with it. Your wife is totally understanding of you playing a game because she uses the time to fu[i][/i]ck someone else. Sorry.

I bet you got mad pvp skillz though!
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#3 Jul 14 2005 at 3:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tell her I said Hi and last night was just insane!

What she did to me isn't legal in half the states in US! You lucky guy!
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#4 Jul 14 2005 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Sorry Papum.

I'll bet she runs to the shower every time she comes home and your so busy playing WoW you never noticed.

Look on the bright side, you'll get your computer in the divorce....if she's as nice as you say that is.
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#5 Jul 14 2005 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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Very trusting crowd in here I see.
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#6 Jul 14 2005 at 3:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Papum wrote:
She is the best women around.


Around being the operative word. It appears that your wife is hot for gamer ****. To change that over into gamer vernacular "she has had her button pushed by miles of gamer joysticks"
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#7 Jul 14 2005 at 3:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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She must have quite an accomodating pu[b][/b]ssy to be fisted by one of these.


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#8 Jul 14 2005 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Very trusting crowd in here I see.


Someday (soon I'd guess) you'll remember posting this sentence and regret it.

We're right, your wrong.

You'll see


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#9 Jul 14 2005 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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PottyMouth wrote:
Tell her I said Hi and last night was just insane!

What she did to me isn't legal in half the states in US! You lucky guy!


Hell, secks isn't legal in half of the states.

Buncha prudes, making up those law back in the day.
#10 Jul 15 2005 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent
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She must have quite an accomodating ***** to be fisted by one of these.


Hey Tricky I own one of those Power gloves still. LOL.
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#11 Jul 15 2005 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Papum wrote:
Tomorrow is my wifes birthday. She is the best women around. She is totally understanding in my obsession of playing WoW, and I would like to thank her for that.

On a humorous note, I put some certificates in her birthday card which are good for one whole day of no WoW playing.


I know what you are talking about, I have done that as well. When I was 4 years old for Mothers day I gave my Mom a card with some certificates for 5 free times of me cleaning my room without her having to yell at me.

Ps: Can you please also tell your wife to pay up front next time and that she will not be able to pay me with the Wow certificates she got for her birthday either...

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