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#1 Apr 13 2005 at 8:31 PM Rating: Good
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Ok now do me a favor. Read this page.

http://news.allakhazam.com/Paypal_Option_2.html

This is the current sign up page. Is it just me or does it not twice on that page, in bold type, say "Signups are not instant"? Twice?!! In friggin bold?!! Is this a very hard concept to grasp? NOT FU[b][/b]CKING INSTANT!!

So this leads to this particular moron. He signs up at 9:10 pm. I activate his account at 9:15 pm because I am checking my mail about every 15 minutes so that I can activate these as quickly as possible for people while the credit card signup is down. That's 9:15 at night, when most other people are watching tv or playing games, and only 5 minutes after he signed up. Then I notice this e-mail had come in at 9:11.

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Hello,

I am not pleased with your "instant" premium membership. I just paid $29.99 and I receive this when I log in:

You are logged in as (removed)
Your account has User access.
*Premium services are not enabled*
0 total posts
Your posting karma is
Your title is: User

This makes me very unhappy.

The payment was sent April 13 by Mike (last name removed), (e-mail removed).

The account is (removed), and the email address is (removed).

Please have my premium status waiting for me soon. This is for business useage. Please be prompt.

Thank you,

Mike (removed)
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#2 Apr 13 2005 at 8:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Apparently someone's porridge wasn't just right, tut tut Alla.
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Apparently some people think the internet was made just for them.


Too bad his work Alla account wasn't activated right away. Wassamatter can't spank ya midget-digit to fights in the assylum fast enough for ya?


Don't let it getcha Alla. Some people need helmets and short buses.
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#3 Apr 13 2005 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Apr 13 2005 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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When did this become a job rant forum? Post this crap in your journal from now on. Smiley: wink2


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#5 Apr 13 2005 at 8:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also, you shoulda made it like 48-point font with red text.


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#6 Apr 13 2005 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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First off, this post makes me unhappy as well, I thought you were offering free smack, oh well.

Ban his as[b][/b]s and refund his money. It may not be good business, but I will be a premium memeber forever, so you can count on me.

If you won't ban him, then what's his username, then we can all PM him... to death!
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#7 Apr 13 2005 at 8:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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No wait, tell him that premium memberships are $39.99, and then thank hime for bringing this mistake to your attention.
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#8 Apr 13 2005 at 8:44 PM Rating: Default
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could always say the server was experiencing difficulties ^^
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#9 Apr 13 2005 at 8:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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could always say the server was experiencing difficulties ^^



Naw, who would ever believe that? Smiley: rolleyes

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#10 Apr 13 2005 at 8:46 PM Rating: Decent
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If you want we can fix his karma assylum style :)

But seriously it's been like 3 minutes how come my premium isnt on...
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#11 Apr 13 2005 at 8:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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could always say the server was experiencing difficulties ^^






Naw, who would ever believe that?


edit: stop that.

Edited, Thu Apr 14 00:29:51 2005 by Kaolian
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#13 Apr 13 2005 at 9:41 PM Rating: Default
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Take his money and go to Vegas.
#14 Apr 13 2005 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
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hahaha, alla, inc pm about this guy
#16 Apr 13 2005 at 11:13 PM Rating: Default
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Let us know who the moron is. I am sure we can entertain the idiot in here.
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#17 Apr 13 2005 at 11:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Sounds like he is from one of these pay for use game sites, didn't someone from one of them link dircetly to your images last time?

#18 Apr 13 2005 at 11:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Haha! GamerGenesis.com = Plat seller website! Can I tell him to **** off and die? Oh Can I? I'll be good, I promise! I'll eat all my veggies, and walk the snail and everything!
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#19 Apr 13 2005 at 11:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Only if I can spam his email with ****.

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#20 Apr 13 2005 at 11:47 PM Rating: Default
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I can't believe what this fool is selling and he came to alla in hopes of?
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#21 Apr 14 2005 at 12:42 AM Rating: Decent
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*Offer valid only during the times that I bother to check my email.
**Instant only in the sense that it typically takes less than a day.

I'm not a lawyer, but I do speak English, so I think I'm qualified to say that it's your own fu[/i]cking fault.

Look, if I walk into a Mickey D's and see a Cheeseburger on the menu for a buck, I'm going to assume I'll get some fu[i]
cking cheese on the burger, even if somewhere else on the menu it says that cheese is an extra twenty cents.

Sure, only an **** retentive Jew would ***** about the extra few pennies, or even notice, but that doesn't change the fact that black people are good at picking cotton.

Fu[/i]ck you.





[i]Edited, Thu Apr 14 01:44:53 2005 by Thundra
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#22 Apr 14 2005 at 12:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Haha! GamerGenesis.com = Plat seller website! Can I tell him to @#%^ off and die? Oh Can I? I'll be good, I promise! I'll eat all my veggies, and walk the snail and everything!

he's not a plat seller.

from personal experience, I have considerably more respect for any plat seller than I have for GG.
#23 Apr 14 2005 at 5:23 AM Rating: Decent
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For a couple of weeks, give this guy a title. Call him WhinyBitch.
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
For a couple of weeks, give this guy a title. Call him WhinyBitch.


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#25 Apr 14 2005 at 10:02 AM Rating: Default
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Alla, I am very disappointed in you. This guy runs a very successful website that had 5 hits today. The lack of customer service will surely turn him away from your site and could jeopardize the potential revenue stream he might divert to your site. Lifetime customer value is a huge factor here.

His site will soon be the largest gaming website ever. That commands respect. He OWNS Gamegenesis. THE Gamegenesis.

I think you should offer to pro-rate his subscription.

$29.99 /365 /24 /12 = $.0002852. A successful website such as his can't afford to be throwing around capital like that with receiving an immediate ROI.
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#26 Apr 14 2005 at 10:15 AM Rating: Decent
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I just checked out GamerGenesis. That is one of the worst uses of the osCommerce shopping cart that I have ever seen. He didnt even bother making a logo in MS paint or anything, he is still using the colored orb "osCommerce" logo and all the crappy clipart it includes. I use the same open source shopping cart for my work.
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