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Ok now do me a favor. Read this page.

http://news.allakhazam.com/Paypal_Option_2.html

This is the current sign up page. Is it just me or does it not twice on that page, in bold type, say "Signups are not instant"? Twice?!! In friggin bold?!! Is this a very hard concept to grasp? NOT FU[b][/b]CKING INSTANT!!

So this leads to this particular moron. He signs up at 9:10 pm. I activate his account at 9:15 pm because I am checking my mail about every 15 minutes so that I can activate these as quickly as possible for people while the credit card signup is down. That's 9:15 at night, when most other people are watching tv or playing games, and only 5 minutes after he signed up. Then I notice this e-mail had come in at 9:11.

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Hello,

I am not pleased with your "instant" premium membership. I just paid $29.99 and I receive this when I log in:

You are logged in as (removed)
Your account has User access.
*Premium services are not enabled*
0 total posts
Your posting karma is
Your title is: User

This makes me very unhappy.

The payment was sent April 13 by Mike (last name removed), (e-mail removed).

The account is (removed), and the email address is (removed).

Please have my premium status waiting for me soon. This is for business useage. Please be prompt.

Thank you,

Mike (removed)
GamerGenesis, Owner
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I suddenly know what it's like to work in the post office.

Five minutes, pfft. Slacker!

Also, you shoulda made it like 48-point font with red text.

No wait, tell him that premium memberships are $39.99, and then thank hime for bringing this mistake to your attention.

Naw, who would ever believe that?

Naw, who would ever believe that?


edit: stop that.

Edited, Thu Apr 14 00:29:51 2005 by Kaolian

hahaha, alla, inc pm about this guy

Sounds like he is from one of these pay for use game sites, didn't someone from one of them link dircetly to your images last time?

Only if I can spam his email with ****.

Twiztid

*Offer valid only during the times that I bother to check my email.
**Instant only in the sense that it typically takes less than a day.

I'm not a lawyer, but I do speak English, so I think I'm qualified to say that it's your own fu[/i]cking fault.

Look, if I walk into a Mickey D's and see a Cheeseburger on the menu for a buck, I'm going to assume I'll get some fu[i]cking cheese on the burger, even if somewhere else on the menu it says that cheese is an extra twenty cents.

Sure, only an **** retentive Jew would ***** about the extra few pennies, or even notice, but that doesn't change the fact that black people are good at picking cotton.

Fu[/i]ck you.





[i]Edited, Thu Apr 14 01:44:53 2005 by Thundra

For a couple of weeks, give this guy a title. Call him WhinyBitch.

Alla, I am very disappointed in you. This guy runs a very successful website that had 5 hits today. The lack of customer service will surely turn him away from your site and could jeopardize the potential revenue stream he might divert to your site. Lifetime customer value is a huge factor here.

His site will soon be the largest gaming website ever. That commands respect. He OWNS Gamegenesis. THE Gamegenesis.

I think you should offer to pro-rate his subscription.

$29.99 /365 /24 /12 = $.0002852. A successful website such as his can't afford to be throwing around capital like that with receiving an immediate ROI.