Having children lowers IQsFollow

Indiana University study: having children significantly lowers parents’ IQs



I always wondered why so many of you were so damn stupid (Dark excluded of course)

Maybe the study just implies that smart people don't breed as often. They refuse to put their children into a world like this....

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that having kids lowers IQ most of the smart people would't have kids seeing how my siblings turned out

Which in turn, does lead to more children.

The question to ask is how many times has Crimson has had to move to a new city. You will find that it is directly proportional to the amount of women claiming to be the mother of his child.

Edited, Mon Sep 6 19:10:34 2004 by bhodisattva

/nod

2 fold.

Hey Crimson, Look! Something shiney!

Firstly, I think that professor is full of ****.

Secundy, it tuk my 10 menutes ta *** up wit a repply.

LOL

Seriously, I can't see that this is 100% true, however, may be slightly correct because once a person has had a child, they tend to communicate on a child like level.

After the child arrives, you find new names for things...
**** - ****
bottle - ba ba
pacifier - binky
mother - mama
injury - boo boo
blanket - blankie
toilet - potty
toes - tootsies
****** or ***** - pee pee

Need I go on?

You also try to communicate in a way your child can understand, and sometimes this flows over into your adult conversations. You begin reading Dr. Seuss books instead of your beloved fantasy and romance novels. You begin watching teletubbies, Lazy Town, Spongebob Squarepants and all the other nickelodeon shows instead of Star Gate, The Discovery Channel, and the news. (and some of you, ****)

IMHO I don't think IQ is nearly as important as I once did. I am no longer a stuck-up, snobby, smart *** *****. I am now a caring, giving, and loving mother, which I wouldn't give up for anything.

Being a parent changes MOST people in positive ways and who gives a flying **** what some MORAN in a University study says...

I dunno, I always just figured it was the price you parents pay for the extreme sleep deprivation for the first few years?

I think it's time you learned that girls don't pee out of their vaginas.

The article itself is obviously fake.

Oh so Jophial you want me to explain to my 3 year old all about the urethra, ******** etc? I don't think so, don't be so damn technical, we are talking babies here. I was a bio/med major, so I am not an idiot.

(We're replaced Darkflame's regular decaf with crystal meth. Let's see if she notices).

It was a joke Do you WANT me to talk to your three year old about her ********?

Well... if you want.

What I think about your three year old's ******** is...