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Feel free to leave, moron.

Don't worry, she's not going anywhere. Seems she's countering the circle-jerk with straight oral, though.

Awww, I think you guys are too hard on poor Katie. She's done nothing....... illegal.

bLaHaHaHaHa

Hmm, I don't know about you guys, but should I ever get Katie to miss me, I don't think I'd ever post again.

Just sayin'

And Katie, you owe me an eye wash kit, I used one up hoping it would remove the visual that I got when reading about your V-day, with the whip cream and the.... bleh...

Excuse me while I vomit.

I am still here and still occasionally reading. When I do read most of these threads I find myself saying the following things...

1) Who in the hell are all of these people?

2) Why are these dolts constantly praising and fawning over one another?

Don't get me wrong, hell I have heaped praise in the past when it has been due, but recently this board has become a pathetic hodge-podge of unbearable **** that consists of 4 seperate groups of people.

1) The desperate males... where in the hell did all of this misplaced testosterone come from? Sometimes I have to seriously check to see that I am on Allakhazam and not the "lonely hearts" message board. Hell absolutely any professing "woman" that comes to this forum can be instantly sucked up to and adored by more than a dozen or so of these losers. This is just mind boggling to me as there is always the distinct possibility that the female is either a guy (unlikely) or incredibly ugly (very likely.)

2) Females (lesbian variety) How many are there on this forum now? Geez the lesbian population of the OOT forum is around 15 percent or so now. Honestly I am flummoxed as to exactly which of these people are in the "lesbian clique" I mean I know that there were two on the old forum (merrikat and the other one who I think plays the banjo) but now it seems that this forum has been becoming inudated with lesbian banter. Having at least one thread started a week by one of them stating something inane and then having another of the lesbians log on to explain that lesbian number one is currently drunk. Oh the mayhem and madness that must go on as all of the computers of the infamous "lesbian abode." Hey, nothing against lesbians here, but couple this with the afore mentioned desperate males and you have a particularly ugly situation. I do have a comment to make for these guys...1. Most lesbians (in real life) are hideous and 2. They rarely ever get in the mood to let a straight male join in. That being said, I would like to see less attention devoted to lesbians unless pictures are posted and one of them is toting a five string a la Earl Scruggs.

3) Females (Heterosexual variety) Most of these are attention whores here mostly to be fawned after by group number 1. The very few females that did not fall under this category (Tormentcia...who is a worthless *****, and Eqkrystal...who is a stupid *****) no longer post here anymore. As previously stated, if you profess to be a female on this forum there are more than a dozen losers here to make you feel important.

4. The few, very few old time regulars. Really this is the only reason I visit this forum anymore. Few of them post much anymore. 98.3% of all readable material on this forum comes from these people.

Well, that is the situation in a nut shell. I am still here, still reading when I can do so without projectile vomitting. I close by saying that if what I wrote has offended you, then good that was my purpose.

Tacosid

angelsyn white wings, merrikat, and kimberfly were all lesbians on the old boards. you may be too young (board wise) to remember angelsyn.

Just to make sure, you know that Angua is actually Kimberfly?

I wonder what ever happened to angelsyn. Damn we've lost alot of people over the years.

She still posts regularly on the Paladins of Norrath forumns. She is the equipment and tradeskills expert.

hmm

I think I fall into 1) The desperate males...

Not through perving over number 2 or 3 but desperate to get back in game - I don't know how you can be addicted to MMOs and perv at the same time.

Perving over polygons isn't my cup of tea so your toons don't have to put something decent on if I come around hehe

Woody

Edited, Wed Feb 18 08:34:16 2004 by WoodyCRT

Woody, I do believe that Mr. Sid is talking about desperate males fawning over the female board members, not their respective EQ characters. As Taco would say, if a female posts a picture on here and doesn't look completely like a manatee, she will get eleventy-hundred posts saying "hubba hubba" and asking when she will next be in their corner of the globe. The the female says "Oh, you! *wink wink*" and the guy acts like a Tex Avery wolf, sans both zoot suit and charm.

I was unaware the local lesbian population had increased past the dynamic duo, but I can't say I've done a gender preference census in a while.

You know, Moe, every once and a while, you're allowed to skip the crap and just say "Katie, you are a stupid lazy *****". Who are you trying to impress? (besides flea of course) Think Katie knows lament, insipid, or banter? Get to the damn point already.

"Katie, you suck, you filthy *****"

There, everything you just said, understandable by us, and Katie.

Just sayin'

Whoa! Someone else around here plays the banjo?

Woohoo! Is two people enough to form our own Tacosid defined group?